THE THIEF

Is it Johnny Mathis? Or Al Noga? Or just one of the Fame kids?

Well, as Johnny might put it, it's not for me to say . . . but it seems a good deal of trouble to go through for a crummy television. Still, we all have dreams.

CLICK the pic for Johnny's final thoughts.

RECIPE:

Head: WWF "Farooq" (Jakks Pacific) * Body: Another body by Jakks.

Notes: Johnny . . . er, the thief, had his ripped muscular arms smoothed out for that fresh sweatshirt feeling. His face was sculpted a bit and his skin lightened. The jeans were painted, and shoes changed to sneakers for extra stealth.

Also, a special feature: Arms-Flailing Action! A lever on the back moves the guy's arms all askew, good for running or for that "Saxon just shot me" look.

Mitchell * Deaney * Cummings * Benton * Mistretta * Greta * Kid