February 2, 2004
It's just that I've been married for 7 years, and I'm finally learning to defend myself.
Drop me a line at thisismurka@yahoo.com
I would love to hear from you, and I would also like to post some reader's thoughts and comments.
Bush's voice sounded funny to me. Not funny "ha-ha" but odd. It sounded wrong. There was one word in particular that started catching my ear that seemed to some up the wrongness of his entire voice. Whenever he tried to say "America" it came out "Murka". I thought that I must be having hearing problems, because this man had just been selected pResident by the Supreme Court of the United States. Surely the leader of the free world was not a man who could not pronounce the name of his own country.
I conferred with my wife, who confessed that she too heard the odd-sounding word coming from the mouth of Bush. I couldn't understand what was going on. The United States of America had just finished a presidential election where the most qualified person to run for the office in my lifetime, Albert Gore, had received more votes in an election against possibly the most unqualified person to run in the history of the republic. Due to a little situation in Florida, the election results were overturned, and a Republican majority on the US Supreme Court had made this man Bush pResident.
It became clear what had happened. I had entered a parallel universe. I no longer lived in the United States of America. I now lived in Murka. Murka is very similar to the United States of America, but there are some seriously messed up differences.
I made the following chart to help myself understand the differences:
+We elect our leaders
+Our leaders are qualified to hold office
+Our president can prounounce the name of the goddamned country
+Leaders fight terror by arresting the terrorists and putting them in jail.
+President is forced to endure the most dispicable attacks in the history of the country from his political enemies.
+Leaders are selected by courts
+Leaders lead country into war by lying
+Say "Murka" when they mean America. Never ever say "United States of America"
+Leaders fight terra by provoking wars of choice and implementing restrictions on civil liberties.
+President criticizes the patriotism of those who oppose him.
There were 3 major political assassinations during the 1960's. JFK, RFK, and MLK. No other group outside of the GOP benefitted in any way from the assassination of this group of great Murkans. The way I see it, you start with the Bay of Pigs - a right wing/GOP attempt to overthrow Castro. You have 3 assassinations, and you end up with the same people breaking into the Watergate. They hide for a while and then they come back and launch a series of illegal and immoral wars in Central and South America. They get caught, hide for a while, come back and essentially create a war in Iraq (1991) and again start a baseless war in central America (Panama). They get defeated, come back and steal the Murkan Presidential election, allow 9/11 to happen to insure public support of their invasions, and then launch a series of wars of choice with the intent being to build some Right Wing, neo-conservative, Pax Americana.
3 things are true if you believe my theory:
1. They always get caught in the end
2. They always come back stronger
3. They will do ANYTHING to insure the success of their plans.
Tell me what you think. Email at thisismurka@yahoo.com
What is stupid about it is that they did it, and then they deny that they intended to do it, all the while they are apologizing for having done it. Not too bright.
Worst of all, Michael Powell of the FCC now intends to waste taxpayer money investigating Ms. Jackson's nipple. What have we come to in this country?
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