> recent entries > previous 10 Entries > next 10 entries > My Website > RadkePICS > My Movies > My CDs > Strong Bad! > friends > profile > 1st Caption Contest Winner > 2nd Caption Contest Result > 1st Randomness Cartoon!!! > 2nd Randomness Cartoon!!! Radke + Discussions = Discussions involving Radke = Radkussions*NEW!!!* What do YOU think this kid is thinking about? If you answered ?insulin,? you ARE correct. Tuesday, June 1st, 2004 18:59 - BLAH On Sunday night, I went to chill out with my new GAP friends at this lady named Kim's apartment. Free beer and free barbeque (even though i didn't eat any). That was my kind of party. I started out with having a beer, not thinking I wanted to get drunk that night. So, I'm sipping on my Bud Light, and it's tasting more and more tolerable every time I drink it. It's beginning to taste normal now. I meet a bunch of new GAP people I didn't kow before, and the drinks just keep on coming. Four Bud Lights later, I finally have to "break the seal." I go, and then when I get back down, there are more people with some coronas and the "ladies drinks." I ask for a corona, but then Kim tells me I have to drink it just like Alan did...she tells me how he did it...he bonged/chugged it, and after hesitating a few times, of course I had to do it. I mean, I'm the chug king. So, I chugged one down, and then she gives me another one to savor the taste. I drink the second one kinda slow, but then the chugging hits me sometime in between starting the savor one, and finishing the savor one. I see another Corona bottle almost full, and I remember that it was Ashley's that she gave to Lauren Kay to drink, but Lauren Kay doesn't like beer so she just took a sip. I was chillin' with Lauren Kay, and she told me to chug that one. Of course, to show people that I can drink, I did it. That was three coronas now. I go get another drink with Ashley, and she gets a Bacardi Limon drink. Since she had enough already, she gave her bottle to me, and told me to hold it. I sat back down with my fourth Corona, and her Limon to talk to Karla and Lauren Kay. Before i know it, my beer is gone. It seems to last less and less time the more i have. So, I have her Bacardi Limon in front of me, knowing that she's not going to come and get it, so I start sipping on it...until I finish it. But it's ok, because "sharing is caring." I grab one last Bud Light and I chill out with Ashley on the steps talking about random stuff, but having a good time. She shows me some things on her phone, and we laugh it up, because they're funny. I leave with Alan at about 03:30-03:45, or that's what time I at least think it is. I arrive at home at 03:50-04:10, completely drunk. I call Ashley to tell her I made it home alright, and then it's off to bed. NEXT MORNING... Ok, so you know how I work at the same place my mom works? Well, YEAH...it kinda sucks sometimes becasue they can always ask your dad if you're still asleep or if you're not. So, she calls my house at about 08:10, and tells my dad to get me up by saying, "you have to be at work in twenty minutes!!!" So I'm like, "FUCK! I can't be ready in five minutes!!!", but then I remember that I promised my boss I would be there. So, I stand up...WHOA...i'm still buzzing. That's news to me. I throw on my scrubs, and leave for work. So I get here, and I expect it to be this easy ass sit down job for eight hours and then done. It turns out, that I was WRONG...no where near right. Since it was Memorial Day, all of the couriers get the day off, and of course, being supplimental Jonathan, they ask me to work. So I am courier, bedfinder, and administrative assistant all at the same time. Geeze...thanks Edith. The day started out ok, because I was still a little "happy," but once about 10:00-10:30 hit, I could feel myself becoming cluggish, with a headache, and a stomach ache. So this is what it's like to feel a hangover while awake. It really sucked, but I toughed it out. A little while later, I hang out with Emily a little bit, and then I FINALLY go home at 20:00. Talk about a busy day. After work, I go to Circuit to take advantage of their every CD for ten bucks sale. I buy the new Sugarcult and Mest - Destination Unkown. I also buy Christina's gift I never got her (Zoolander). I go to the Salinas house, and I hear this drum playing going on up there. I ring the doorbell with "my ring," and I see that it's Andrew's friend, playing them. It's this kid that's gonna be a freshman that plays percussion. So of course, I had to show him up. Hahaha...jk...I wanted him to see someone who has been playing for almost 8 years. I think he was impressed. After that, I met up with Ashley, Lauren Kay, and Alan at Katy Mills to watch Raising Helen. This movie is just so random at parts, but overall, it was better than Envy...thanks a lot Lauren Kay. After the movie, we all go home, chat a little bit more, and then go to bed. I dunno what it is about today, but I've just been in a funk the entire time I've been awake. I woke up at about 12:15, with my sister telling me the time therefore being a little late for work (i have to be there at 12:45). Something about today was different though...I wasn't my usual happy go lucky self at work today. I wasn't even mad about anything...I was just like so emotionless. I was going through the motions, checking the rooms, putting a fake smile on my face for the patients, and doing my report like any other day, but it was different today...I really didn't seem like myself, and I still don't. Everyone else sees the usual me, because I hide my problems a little too well. As I was walking through the hallways, being both courier and bedfinder, my once every six month pissed at the world thoughts started. I was getting depressed the more I walked, the more shit I picked up, the more time passed by. About once or twice a year, my history comes back to bite me in the ass, and I don't like it. I know i shouldn't let it dwell me down, but when you've lived like me, it can't do anything but, and it won't be gone in a few years. I start getting pissed off about my diabetes. How come everyone i know doesn't have to keep with them a little pump where ever they go? How come everyone else I know doesn't know how it feels like to have a high blood sugar? How come I'm the only one who has to watch what they eat? It just doesn't seem fair to me sometimes. I know that I take pride in it and all, but if there was an oppourtunity involving a test procedure to cure diabetes, I would definently go for it. So, one disease gets me down and then of course, the serious disease gets it's way with me next. I hate having TTP...with a passion. Every second I get to be worried about if it'll flare up again. There is no telling when it does...it just does. I stayed in remission for three years before and then it flared up, it can happen again. I always have to believe that it won't ever get me down again, but there's always that doubt in the back of my head that says, "there's a possiblity." It's not cured yet...it's only treated. I missed out on so many things because of this damn sickness. I missed the peak of puburity, I missed going on trips, I missed having the chance to talk to girls for the first time that when I finally did get out and back in school, all my friends were comfortable around them, with me still extremely shy. I didn't develop my social skills until about my freshman or sophomore year of college, and I didn't know how to talk on the phone until just this last year. I know I shouldn't blame my slow social development on TTP, but I am right now, and that's making me feel a little better. So, all the sickness shit is brought up, and remains in my mind for a little shile longer, and then all of a sudden, my personal life surfaces. I finally meet a girl i REALLY like, but the only problem is that she goes to school in Fort Worth. When we're hanging out, I just don't want it to end. She makes me feel like a better person. I know this is my whole "over the top" thing, but it's true. It makes me mad and disappointed that she has to leave after summer, and there's nothing I can do about it. I would like to try the long distance thing, but everyone I talk to says it wouldn't work. I really would like to continue dating her when school is in session, but what I want isn't always what everyone else wants. That's been another thing I've been thinking about all day. Personal stuff sits there while yet another aspect of my somewhat crappy life shows it's face. My professional side...I have been stuck in this god awful position for a littlw more than a year now, and I'm just now realizing that I am so much better than it. It sounds like I'm being conceided, but it's the truth. I'm a juinor in college, I was in the honor system at Cy-Fair, and I've been working here for three years. I don't exactely think that knowing how many beds or knowing the equipment will benefit me in the long run. So, I'm hatin' my job more and more, each and every day but yet, I still go back to it...each and every day, without saying anything to anybody. I just need to get my pharmacy tech certificate and start working in the pharmacy. I'm so tired of this courier/bedfinder/administrative assistant shit. I've done so many things for this hospital, and the ONLY reason why I can't get a raise is because i'm "supplimental." Bullshit I say. I work 24 hours a week, but I'm still considered supplimental. There are people who work 20 hour a week, and they get PTO and holiday pay and all that other shit you get if you're part-time or full-time. Everytime I attempt to talk to my boss about it, she blows me off because she's too busy. And of course, being the usual laid back, nice guy, I just smile, say ok, and then leave. Today even talking to people made me in a worse mood even though no one could tell. When ever someone asks me how i'm doing, an automatic response without thinking is either, "it's goin' good," "i'm doing fine," or "i'm doin' alright." When we all know that today, is not true at all. So it was like everytime someone asked me, I would be lying each time. And it's not like two or three people ask me that...almost everyone I come into contact with asks me, because most workers know who I am and know my background. So these are the things I've been battling with all day. Don't worry though...these funks don't last that long. I've been thinking about what would make me feel better, and you know what it was? Being around Ashley. Her laugh, her smile, her eyes, her personality, her presence makes me smile. Even though she's leaving, as I said, having her around makes me feel better. But as of now, I must go, because I need to start studying for this pharmacy tech test. I'll update you girls and guys later on in the week. Bye bye. Website: Crazy dreams - Read one of the CRAZIEST dreams I've ever remembered ShoUt out: Kristina Radke - YOU'RE MY ONLY SISTER!!!...i think. current mood: right now, NOT A GOOD ONE but will get better current music: Mest - Mother's Prayer - that's an oldie but a goodie!!! Current Word/Phrase of the Day:"i owe you a six pack" ~Stacy Reyna for working for her a lolt lately Comments Sunday, May 30th, 2004 12:46 - I was pretty drunk, huh (see entry I did earlier today @ 03:33) So, it's still Sunday (day of rest), and I'm actually resting!!! I plan to go short shopping with my mom today, and if all goes well, I'll have some new shorts!!! YEAH!!! So last night I'm sure I don't have to say that there was a little alcohol involved. Friday night started at Emily's graduation party over in Boonyville, but it was cool. We got there at about 22:30-22:45, and started to drink it up. Since there were some stupid high schoolers throwing their cups and cans in the street, we got told that we had to leave by 00:30-00:45. So when we were getting ready to leave, Melissa gives me a call and asks all of us to come over because her grandparents went to Minnesota. So, OF COURSE we went over. We chilled out there until like 04:00-04:15. I got to see Jorge Valladares, Jerry Coon, Randy Nieva, and Greg Lomasang so that was cool. When I got home, I turned on my alarm and went to bed. When I woke up on saturday morning, I looked at the clock and it said, "10:30." "SHIT!" is what I exclaimed because Emily asked me to go to her graduation at 09:00 at the Hoffheinz Pavilion at UH. Ya see, what happened was that after a night of a little bit of drinky drinky at both Emily's and Melissa's, I went home, but the thing is, that OUR POWER WENT OUT after I got in. Since my parents didn't know about me waking up for the graduation, they just let me sleep. I wanna take this time to apologize to Emily Meagen Goebel for missing your graduation. This is a written, cybersigned paper stating that I am sorry for missing your graduation, Emily Meagen Goebel. ~Jonathan R. Radke ok then...on with the update!!! Oh shit...I need to apologize to my graduating langham friends too. Here it goes... This is a written, cybersigned paper stating that I am sorry for missing your graduation, c/o 2004 Langham Creek seniors... Monica Laine Bansal- Christin Ashley Moore-Ana Cecilia Valladares Dominguez-Jessica Lee Wakeford-Michelle Elizabeth Brinker-Kristyn Fukawa-Erin Gardner-Katy Burno-Brenna Peterson-all the fish in band when I was a senior-and all those people I forgot to congrat. Ok...that's enough... After I finally got my day started, and I went to the Salinas house. I chilled out with Christina and Andrew Salinas (2/7ths of my extended family). We went to Memorial City Mall, and I bought some new shoes...AGAIN...with new Nintendo shoelaces...AGAIN. That means I now have three new shoes, New Balance with the green 1up shoelaces, some blue adidas shoes that I can't find a picture for with the "KNOW YOUR MUSHROOMS" shoelaces, and some red pumas with the "Know Your Roots" shoelaces. I like all three of them, and once I get a camera, I'll take some pictures of them. GREAT SHOES!!! I also bought a slice of stuffed pizza at Sbarro. Twas good, twas good. We were gonna go visit Ms. Alderman at Katy Mills that same day, but she got off at 16:00, and Christina hadn't found what she was looking for yet. When we got back, me and Andrew went to rent a video game, and wet to get the controllers from David's house so we could play that game four way (Christina, Vince, Andrew, and myself). That game is fun, but you can't have too much of it, and it would be better if you were drinking (it's a GREAT drinking game!!!) Well, we came back to the Salinas house, and Christi & Vince were waiting for us before they ate the speghetti Mrs. Salinas made. So we ate the wonderful dinner, and then we went to my house to make some cookies. Watched the making the video for the song "Breaking the Habit," and then went back to Salinas town. When we got back there, we started to hit up some Wario, and after getting EXTREMELY tired ofit, we stopped, I went home, and then Alan came by to pick me up to go chill at Melissa's. We were kinda piled up in the car...Ashley, Lauren Kay, Juan, Alan, and myself. Melissa wasn't quite home yet, so we all started at Michael's. Well, Ashley and Lauren sort of started in the car with their jack and bacardi razz. Holly was at Michael's also just hangin' out. I started to drink at Michael's, and I get a pretty good buzz it's just the seven of us hangin' out at Michael's, and then Karla & Sergio caught up with us there. Last night I also had a pleasant moment with Ashley when I finally got up the nerve to ask her out. Shes a great girl, and I really like hangin' out with her. She accepted, and I was automatically put in a better mood. We all went to Melissa's at about midnight or sometime after that. We get there, and introduce the two groups, and hang out in the back room. The crew that was at Michael's are already a little drunk, and Melissa & Kristen Thurmond are buzzing too. So, we all hang out there for a bit, just talkin' and shit like that. All of a sudden, Jorge Valladares, Johnson Tran, Daniel Shaw, Kelly Carter, and Jerry Coon come in. I say what's up to all them old c/o 2001 peeps from langham, and it was nice seein' them again. We left Melissa's at about 03:00-03:15. Alan dropped me off, and then it was off to Sleepiland. Today I woke up at about 10:00 to eat some breakfast with the parents...ham and cheese omelets are the BEST when they're Radkified. After we ate, I sat down to watch part of the 101 most shocking events in entertainment with my dad. When no one was watching TV anymore, I started playing piano. Played "Sketch Me a Soul" and all other crap I usually play. I was really on my ball today. I love playing...it's fun, and rewarding. After playing, I went to Old Navy and Wal-Mart to buy some shorts for myself, and i did. I actually started writing this update before we left, but right now it's 15:52, and I'm just ending now. For realzzz. DUSE!! ShoUt out: Melissa Joy Johnson - You know I love you, adn you're one of the coolest girls I know. Blood means nothing between us. You're my sister, and there's nothing that will ever change that. Jonathan + Melissa = bestfriends for life 03:33 - Only entry I've ever done DRUNK!!! So everyone...as you might be able to tell, I'm a little intoxicatd right now, and it's like i'm in such a god mood. Drinking isn't the answer people...don't drive hom edrunk...al;ways have a DD by your side. Well let's see...last time I updated was like a few weeks away. Well, at this party tonight, IO got a lot out inside of myself, and I feel EXUBERATED!!!. Well, tonight started kinda shady in Alan's car fopr a little bit, and then we got to Michael's place, where we drank some more. Well, it seems like since I told Ashley we needed to talk about something, we talked, and then I was put in a srtate of happiness. Ok then...nothing more...except about players of bass. Well, I'm not really an instructor. I don't really know what I'm talking about, but the main point that I wanted to get from th8is update, was that I'm over everything and everyone else, and i'm ready to move with my life. I like this girl a lot. DOOSE! Website: GO.com - ya know, I know prolly a few people from ther...I have no life ShoUt out: Alan Gomez - Thank for drivin' us around man...you're a true friend current mood: DRUNK current music: Trapt ? Still Frame Current Word/Phrase of the Day: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...lemme see..."hey" ~anyone Comments Friday, May 28th, 2004 01:40 - I had a bad day again Ok people?it?s been a few days and I haven?t updated yet. But wait no longer?UPDATE IS HERE!!! Hoorah hoorah hoorah. Well then, where did I last leave of? I remember!!! It was early Tuesday morning, and I went to sleep. On Wednesday, I woke up and went to SCHOOL!!! Where we took more notes on different pictures for our slide test. We only stayed like 30 minutes, and then it was on our way home. OH?my battery died on the way back from school on Wednesday. I mean it died, but I still kept on going...my generator kicked in just enough to let me make it home. Everyplace there was a stop light, I was like, ?oh please lord don?t let it die?please lord.? Then I made it home?then I found fifty dollars. Hahaha?good stuff. Well, I walk to Matt?s house, and he?s playing basketball with our friend Robert. Matt?s brother helps me out with my whole truck battery dying situation, and takes me to Autozone. They test the battery and tells me that it?s dead, so I just buy another battery with the dad?s plastic. We get back to my house, and change out the battery. But the volts are still low. Right now, we are starving, and Matt wanted to eat with his new ?girlfriend? down by 1960?WAY down there by Westfield. So, we eat at chili?s. I had the BBQ Ranch burger, and other people had other food. It was Matt, his new ?friend? Amanda, Ryan Landrum, his girlfriend, and me?all alone?by myself. I think I was the comic relief of the table?or at least that?s what I like to tell myself. I mean you have the two couples, and then the quirky friend, who is the COMIC RELIEF. Meal is good, and after we?re done, we go to?ASTROS GAME!!! Yay?Matt goes in my truck with Amanda (remember?the volts are still low), and I ride with Ashley?s crew in the hot rod. It?s Ashley, Lauren Kay, Karla, Alan, and myself all in Ashley?s ride. I?m stuck in the middle in the backseat, but it was ok. We arrive at the game a little late, but not TOO late. We sit down, and start watching. Watching, cheering, watching booing, watching cheering, etc. Matt comes up and joins us, and then Ashley along with Alan goes to get her friend, Marilyn. She?s the girl who I met at Shrek 2 (she's just like Ashley, but Hispanic). We all sit down, the eight of us, and Matt buys me and him a beer. $6.50 for a damn 16 oz. beer!!! IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE!!! I actually liked it better out of plastic rather than glass. I shared my beer with Ashley, and it was all good. I just liked that feeling of having a beer at the ballgame. Karla and Lauren Kay go and buy some mixed drinks, and they get pretty toasty. Of course, they?re no Margaradkes or Daquiradkes. After the game, we headed towards the Taco Shop?ONCE AGAIN. We hung out there until like 00:30 or so. Oh yeah?with my truck?on the way home, the battery dies again?but the generator kicks in again. Matt BARELY makes it home, but he makes it. We planned on changing the alternator that next day anyway. So, I get home at around 00:35-00:40, and I give out my hugs, and then it?s off to my room, where I will sleep. I LEFT MY ANTENNA IN ASHLEY?S BACK SEAT!!! I get to my room and start watching Billy Madison because the Astros game showed a clip of it, and it put me in the mood to watch it. It?s about 02:30 now, and the movie is about half done, when I receive a phone call from Ms. Alderman. We chat it up for a bit, and then since I had to wake up at 07:00 the next day to work on my truck, I had to say bye bye. I wake up today at 07:30, and then give Mateo a call. Oh?I had to school today so that I could study for our test on Friday. Anyway, I get to Matt?s, and we start working on it right away. Well, he starts working on it, and I?m just there for cheap laughs and the occasional comical remark. We get my truck running again at like 11:45, and then I had to give Matt my hug and wish him luck for when he goes back (he left today at around 15:00). I then go to Ashley?s to retrieve my antenna and hang out a bit before leaving for the workplace. I really like hanging out with Ashley, and I see us doing it a lot this summer. I wish I were more entertainment, but hey?what you see is what you get. So, I get to work at about 14:57, a little late, but still there before 15:00. I start doing my bedfinder round, and it goes rather smoothly except for the part where my pen ran out of ink and I had to steal the secretary?s. It was about 16:30 when I finished my round, and I was still SO TIRED from only getting 2.5 hours of sleep last night. I try to check up on the discharges, but it?s not really working since I?m drowsing off every thirty seconds. I start calling people to keep me awake, starting with Ashley. I try her twice, but only voicemail. I try Karla once, but only voicemail. I end up talking to Emily though, because she had to tell me that she can?t eat dinner with me tonight because she has no gas money or something like that. So it?s just like whatever?ok. So, it?s like 17:15-17:30, and I?m finally awake enough to do my report. I do it, and then it?s off to the supervisor?s to give it to. I give it to her, and then I take a quick 30 minutes power nap. The good thing about being a courier, is that you have access to almost everywhere in the hospital?even old units that have old beds in ?em. I wake up, and decide that it?s time to start studying for my Art slide test. The time now is about 18:30, and I go back to my desk. I start doing my study guide, and I?m really concentrating hard. This is when the bad day part begins so just skip this next paragraph if I?ve already told you about it? inspired by Ashley to just copy and paste, this is what we get? jajaflatupido: i get some done with my study guide thing, and then the courier calls me jajaflatupido: "my allergies are getting bad....can you cover the rest of my shift?" jajaflatupido: i say, "umm, uhh, fuck...uhh, uhhhhh...fuck, uh, yeah, fuck...i guess i can...fuck" jajaflatupido: i explain my situation and she says, "i owe you big time for this" jajaflatupido: so i catch up with her and she leaves jajaflatupido: so now i'm both teh bedfinder AND the courier jajaflatupido: the* swan chic5: i love your military time jajaflatupido: thank you jajaflatupido: me too jajaflatupido: well, the first half hour is slow so i finish typing out my study guide swan chic5: that sounds sooooo exciting swan chic5: at least you were nice! jajaflatupido: yeah jajaflatupido: when am i not? jajaflatupido: i'm always nice! jajaflatupido: but then it was time to do a roud as courier. jajaflatupido: SHIT!!! jajaflatupido: so many pumps, so many charts, so many isolation bags, so much SHIT!!! jajaflatupido: i overload my cart, and I CAREFULLY make it back downstairs to the lab (where teh specimens go), medical records (where all the old charts go), and central supply (where all the equipment goes) jajaflatupido: I'm surprised i even made it down swan chic5: sorry! jajaflatupido: and there were still pump waiting to be brought down jajaflatupido: so it's like 20:15-20:30 now, and i'm exhausted, but i'm not stopping jajaflatupido: because it's so damn busy jajaflatupido: a transportaion guy comes walking the opposite way of me with a stretcher, and what happens? jajaflatupido: my pump tube gets caught on a part of the stretcher and gets yanked out jajaflatupido: so now i'm exhausted, hungry, thirsty, and i'm no longer getting any more insuling jajaflatupido: insulin* jajaflatupido: i finally get to sit down and plan to eat some dinner (extra patient hospital food) swan chic5: did you check your blood sugar! jajaflatupido: right when i sit down, i get a call from orthopedics (unit with bitch viatnamese woman) jajaflatupido: i didn't have time jajaflatupido: to jajaflatupido: she says, "jonathan? we have a chart that needs to be copied right away...the ambulance is here waiting for it" jajaflatupido: so now i'm like, "FUCK...those rat bastards should have taken care of this shit earlier so that i don't have to be cramped for time" jajaflatupido: so i have to run up there, grab the chart, run to medical records, and then back to the unit jajaflatupido: so i put my food down (the food i'm about to eat), and head upstairs to ortho jajaflatupido: i get up there, and the damn chart isn't even broken down yet. she says, "jonathan just wait a minute...it will be ready soon" jajaflatupido: so i wait of course, with a smile on my face, making small talk to people i don't even know jajaflatupido: i end up waiting 10 minutes for that damn chart jajaflatupido: so FINALLY jajaflatupido: i have the chart and i go to medical records for them to copy it jajaflatupido: the slowest ass copier is there today, and that took another 15 minutes out of my time jajaflatupido: once i'm done, i run up to ortho again (ortho is in the new building on the sixth floor) and give her her damn chart swan chic5: im sorry you were raped of your precious time jajaflatupido: i get there, and she says, "i have one more chart to be copied" swan chic5: oh what a bitch jajaflatupido: i say, "i have to eat...my blood sugar is low" jajaflatupido: so she says, "ok...how long will you be?" jajaflatupido: i say, "20-30 minutes jajaflatupido: " jajaflatupido: she says, "ok but right when you're finished come and get it" jajaflatupido: she doesn't even ask me...it's all about telling with her viatnamese bitchy ways jajaflatupido: so i go back downstairs to where i was eating, and what do i come back to? jajaflatupido: a clean table with nothing on it jajaflatupido: it turns out, nutrition grabbed the tray because they thought it was dirty swan chic5: aww sadness jajaflatupido: since i did eat the roll and all jajaflatupido: so now i have no food jajaflatupido: the cafeteria is closed jajaflatupido: and i have no insulin jajaflatupido: great fucking day so far swan chic5: pobrecito! swan chic5: *HUG* swan chic5: there better! swan chic5: haha jajaflatupido: well...it's not done jajaflatupido: i say fuck it and go on doing my next round. more pumps...more charts...more specimens jajaflatupido: i grab 6 stool specimens jajaflatupido: my cart is smelling like fucking shit jajaflatupido: i have two pumps in my hands and no more room on the cart jajaflatupido: as i'm walking down the hallway, i approach a door without thinking that it opens towards me, and i just keep on walking because i'm in a daze right now jajaflatupido: *SMACK!* jajaflatupido: somebody pushes the door open and my cart gets knocked on it's side jajaflatupido: all the pumps on the floor jajaflatupido: all the bags 'o crap on the floor jajaflatupido: all the papers scattered all over the floor jajaflatupido: all the guys says is, "oh shit dude...i'm sorry" and walks away jajaflatupido: so, being the NICE GUY i am, i don't say anything, and i just pick up all the shit/papers/pumps swan chic5: awwwwwwww swan chic5: sad jajaflatupido: i deliver them to all their places and then suddenly i realize that i don't have my courier phone on me swan chic5: is that bad jajaflatupido: throwing a shit fit, i scurry around the hospitakl looking for it jajaflatupido: yeah jajaflatupido: those phone cost us so much money it's insane jajaflatupido: i finally find it where i sat down to attempt to eat jajaflatupido: but at this time, i check my phone to seeif anyone called me jajaflatupido: i pull it out, and THERE'S NO ANTENNA jajaflatupido: i check my pockets...no antenna jajaflatupido: i check my desk jajaflatupido: no antenna swan chic5: oh no jajaflatupido: so now i'm stressin' over teh phone, i'm hungry because i didn't eat, i lack insulin, and i'm still fucking exhausted jajaflatupido: the time now was about 22:30 and i FINALLY got a chance to sit down\ swan chic5: haha i was just going to ask the time swan chic5: thanks :-) jajaflatupido: being pissed about my antenna, i go out on a scavenger hunt for it jajaflatupido: i search all the units first (all six floors in the new building + the four floors of the old building) jajaflatupido: i don't see shit jajaflatupido: i start thinking that housekeeping threw it away jajaflatupido: and then i go through all the stages very quickly jajaflatupido: ya know...denial, anger, greif, bargaining, et cetera swan chic5: right jajaflatupido: so finally i'm at acceptance, and it's 23:00 now jajaflatupido: i'm ready to go home, and then ORTHO calls me for one last thing...to get them a pump swan chic5: wait did you ever find the courier phone jajaflatupido: jajaflatupido: i finally find it where i sat down to attempt to eat jajaflatupido: well, i go ahead and get them their damn pump jajaflatupido: i suddenly think, "you never checked the stairs for your antenna" swan chic5: oh right i missed that thanks jajaflatupido: so i take the pump with me up six flights of stairs swan chic5: DID YOU FIND IT! jajaflatupido: YES!!! jajaflatupido: in the stairwell between five and six! swan chic5: YAY CONGRATULATIONS! jajaflatupido: this automatically put me in a better mood jajaflatupido: so now, i'm dancin' and shakin' my stuff in the hallways knowing that security is laughing their asses off at me jajaflatupido: but i didn't care...i had my antenna back swan chic5: did you check your blood sugar yet jajaflatupido: now, it's time for me to leave work jajaflatupido: nope not yet jajaflatupido: should i? jajaflatupido: i get in my truck, and FINALLY, the day from hell is over So, there it is, my DAY OF HELL. I hope reading this made you feel better about yourself?I know it just pissed me off more?stupid Catherine and her copying chart ways. Well, thanks Ashley for letting me vent my day fro hell to you, and I think I?m just about DONE!!! Night everybody!!! Oh yeah?I made this today? Website: Salvador Dali - See an online Gallery of a pretty weird, GOOD, surrealist!!! ShoUt out: Catherine (stupid viatnamese bitch from ortho) - this is not a good shout out...it is a BAD SHOUT OUT...I boo on Catherine's face, and I would poo on it too current mood: Tired from this long and HORRIBLE day current music: Fuel ? Bad Day Current Word/Phrase of the Day: There are a few: (1) "I'm just joshin' ya!" ~Jonathan Robert Radke (2) "Check your blood sugar." ~ANYONE to someone who is acting stupid (created by Ashley and Jonathan at the Astros game) and? (3) "triflin ho biotchhhhh? ~Lauren Kay at the Taco Shop Comments Tuesday, May 25th, 2004 01:29 - Let's hope my spleenless ways don't make me not save this again Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit...once again...well, TWICE again, I pressed something that caused it to fuck up and revert it to its old save...this sucks shit...i hate it when this happens. I tried updating last night, but I pressed something that made the page go back, and then when I pressed forward again, it was all gone!!! RIGHT when I was about to save it. THEN...tonight, like an hour ago, I pressed "Esc" and that makes it revert to the way it was LAST time I saved. Dammit...so much time this shit takes, and it's like I'm being RAPED of the minutes right before my very eyes. I dunno if this entry will be entertaining, since I'm in a bad mood now, but it WILL be informative. ON WITH THE ENTRY!!! But first, I would like to post the away message I put up after my little "mishap" last night... FUCKIN SHIT...I JUST UPDATED MY FUCKING JOURNAL, BUT I ACCIDENTLY PRESSED SOMETHING SO THAT IT FUCKED UP AND CHANGED PAGES BEFORE I COULD SAVE. I FUCKING HATE WHEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS. IT'S LIKE I THINK OF ALL THIS WITTY, NICE JOKES AND SHIT, BUT IT ALL GETS FUCKING KILLED BY MY FUCKING STUPID ASS COMPUTER. FUCK YOU COMPUTER...FUCK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT HAPPENING...I'M LIKE REALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW...FUCK THIS JOURNAL SHIT...I DON'T NEED MORE ANGER IN MY LIFE. FOUR DISEASES IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ONE GUY. FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS. I'M TIRED OF IT. FUCK IT. GOODNIGHT PEOPLE. Ok...now let's get to it. On Sunday, I woke up at about 13:30, with my mom telling me, "it's almost two, Jon...get up...you're going to sleep all day." So I get up, and what do ya know...my breath stinks and I'm hungry. I take care of the nasty mouth thing first, and then I went downstairs for some good FOODAGE. Good thing for me, there was some leftover steak, so I cooked myself a nice, juicy, steak and cheese sandwich. GOOD EATIN' THEMS ARE!!! Well, after eating, I take a quick shower at like 14:15-14:30. This is the time of day I go to Matt's house and chill with Casey a little bit (his dog (keisch hound)). Emily calls me and she wants to know if I'm eating dinner with her toda, since she had no money and the cafeteria is closed (on weekends). So, I tell her "sure" and then we chill out until like 18:30. I drive Matt and myself to Memorial City Mall to get her some chinese, and then we eat some dinner with Emily. Matt met Emily, and I THINK (key word..."THINK") she was quite smitten with him...wow...did I just say "smitten"? A country boy with Wranglers is the perfect match for Ms. Goebel (NOT what I am). But we're like best friends now so it worked out for the best. After eating, we leave at about 19:30-20:00, and then it's back home. We arrive at the Muskiet house at around 20:15-20:30, and play a game of pool at Slick Muskiet's Family Pool Hall, consisting of a SINGLE dusty ass pool table, two slightly bent pool sticks, one straight stick with electrical tape holding the tip on, and a little, short stick that we nicknamed "shorty" for those cramped, next to wall shots. Matt wins the game, but that's only because I sunk the 8 ball before the last ball, but I DID sink them in the same shot. It sucks the way shit works out like that. I was on my ace game that night though...WHEW!!! After we were done, we went back to my house to say hi to my sister (Matt that is) and see what the hell was going on that night. I get a call from none other than Ashley Alderman, and she says to come to the movies at 21:50 to see Envy with Jack Black and Benn Stiller. So Matt drove both of us to meet with Ashley, Lauren K, and Alan. A few words of advice: People, DO NOT go see this movie. I mean, my splenectomy was more tolerable than this. Then again, I was also on the morphine drip. But seriously folks...THIS MOVIE SUCKED...DO NOT SEE IT. Or see it so that you can bitch about it with me. Either or works. After we walked out of the movie, we got a twenty pack of Bud Light, and went up to Emily's apt (Ashley, Lauren K, Alan, John (Ashley's ex), Matt, and myself). While there, we drank some beers and had some laughs. I don't know how it arises, but all of a sudden, we're talking about my Radke^music^VIDEOS. Ashley's seen them, Matt's seen them, Alan's seen a few, and Emily's seen them. All that was left was Lauren K and John. So, I look for the CD I gave Emily, and it's the second CD I look at. YES!!! Success!!! I can now show off my videos that i'm so unnecessarily proud of...i'll get back into that later. I think they both liked all the videos, and I was just standing there, laughing right along with them...i think. Oh...I have to post this quote that put a HUGE smile on my face...lemme just find it... "We all got to view Jonathan's music videos...hilarious. If y'all don't know this kid, meet him, because he's just so quirky....I'd post his sn on here, but I have a feeling he wouldn't like being stalked by my really strange friends...I mean, my crazed fans! Did I mention my fan site yet? I'll put the link up when it's more complete! Thanks go out to JR Radke... ;)" This was written by Ashley, and even though she was drugged while she typed this (codine for her wisdom teeth), it still made my me smile. We chilled out for a bit, and then Ashley, Lauren K, John, and Alan left at like 01:15-01:30..or sooner...i dunno...i forget. Matt and I stayed around for another hour, and WE GOT TAQUITOS FROM WHATABURGER!!! Good shit thems are!!! We leave for home at like 02:30-02:45, and arrive at our houses at like 03:00-03:15. I attempt to update, and then IT happened...it fucking didn't save my shit. That's all for that day though. Monday...ah the wonders of waking up on Mondays...why can't I do it? What the hell is wrong with me? Oh I know...I'm HUMAN. You would think that my Asian work ethics would shine through on this one, but NO, it doesn't. I get the white work ethics, and the asian um, well, asian, uhhhh...hair. Yeah...that's the only part of me that is truly asian, and I colored it so only about 30 % of my hair is actually asian. Oh well...ah hell i'm just white. Well, I wake up at 11:00, and guess what...MY CLASS STARTS AT 11:00!!! Yippee...another morning of throwing my clothes on and racing to class. I get there at 11:30, and they're right in the middle of explaining the pictures that are gonna be on teh final exam. GREAT...I get to listen in on the next hour so that's ok, but I'm sure I missed a lot in that first thirty minutes. After class, I go home where I brush my teeth again, shower, and get dressed...AGAIN. I watched TV for a little bit while eating Frito Pie, and then I go to Juan's at like 14:15. Of course, Juan isn't there when I get there, and of course, I stay there waiting, since I want to play my drums so bad. I end up wating like 45 minutes for his ass. But I guess it's ok...it's not his fault his dad went to Mexico, and left the Taco Shop in his control temporarily. Those guys work a lot actually!!! Well, we practiced for about an hour, and at like 16:45, I see I have some missed calls and messages from both Ashley and Emily. Emily wants to eat with me again, and Ashley was just seein' what was going on tonight. So, I call Ashley first, and she's goin' to the Zoo with Alan. They invite me, but I was ready to just get up and drive all that way to the zoo. Ya see, if Alan would have told me ahead of time, I would have prolly gone, but NOOO...he has to tell me so my ass has to drive up there. A bunch of shit goes on trying to figure out what we're doing, and then we come to the conclusion that we're gonna see the Documentary titled Supersize Me downtown at 21:00. So, I get gas, then it's on my way toward downtown. Since it's only like 17:45, I decide that I can go grab a bite with Emily. I swing by the hospital to get James his phone (he left his keys at home for our desk), and eat with Emily. She made her lunch, adn I stole a wellness tray from one of the units. It's good to have every unit love you!!! Sort of conceided, huh. After I ate, I went downtown to meet Ashley and Alan. We chilled out just walkin' around, and then we met up with Lauren K again. We watch the documentary, and it was actually good!!! I actually knew some people that were IN the documentary!!! HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!!?! Ya see, part of the documentary was filmed in the hospital I work at, and I recognized ALL of the doctors and nurses that are in the OR. I was watching and I was like, "I KNOW HIM!!! HE'S MY ANESISIOLOGIST (<--did NOT spell that right)!!!" After the documentary, Ashley, Alan, and myself went back to chill out more with Emily. I get sort of lost in Downtown, but I make it out in one piece. We just sittin' and chillin' at her little checkers table, and all of a sudden we're talking about my videos again. I say I'm gonna make a sequel to The Diary of Humpal Ottoligs. All three of them say, "NO!!!" and I start arguing shit like, "why not? it's funny!" and then Emily blurts out, "YOU JUST NEED TO GET SOME! That's why you're making all these videos." This realy pissed me off when she said this. Well, she didn't say it EXACTELY like that, but what she said meant the same thing. I mean, sure my videos are a little out there sometimes, and sure, I DID put a puppet porn scene in my 13 minutes movie, but it's not like I did them because I haven't fucked anyone yet. I mean, sex really isn't that big of a deal with me. If you think that makees me queer, then fuck you! My life just doesn't revolve around it. I'm just creative, and if she thinks it's becasue I lack a sexual experience, then so be it. I can't be bothered. We left Emily's at midnight, and I drove Alan home. That's all that happened, and that's all my wonderful update has to offer. Oh...more livening up in journal for one in particular...lemme see...ah yes... I fought a three headed lion, and what did it say after I slayed it? OUCH. and then I climbed to the highest peak of the lowest bunker, while Seargent Dobertendo told me, "grab all of the enemies amunition" So I walked off, and grabbed all the Asian's ammo. Then I killed them all in one fowl swipe. (Don't worry people...i'm not racist...i too am asian...I just can't stand the sound of asians complaining.) Um, I jumped so high that I got stuck in Uranus!!! Action ActION ACTION!!!!! Website: Super Size Me - This was the documentary that I knew people in, and I give two thumbs up...WAY UP!!! ShoUt out: Faith McCoy - It's been a while since you've gotten a shout out!!! keep it real, g...ette current mood: Getting ready for school and work tomorrow...prcrastination on my Art Appreciation project is running out of time...DUE ON WEDNESDAY!!! current music: Matchbox 20 - Push Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "I can't be bothered" ~GAP Staff circa 2003 or something (all the people I hang out with who works at and did work at The GAP) Comments Sunday, May 23rd, 2004 15:01 - Crawfish are actually good...without all the crap my family puts on So...it has only been one day since my last update. I'm getting better at this thing. Well on Saturday afternoon, I went to go see Shrek 2 again, but thise time with Ashley and her friend Marilyn. Marilyn seemed like a cool person, much like Ashley (<--you outta like thatt, huh). After the movie, I went home and figured out what I was going to do that night, and as it turns out, I went to a crawfish boil/alan's going away party/chance to get drunk for relatively free. I drank beer, made Margaradkes and Daquiradkes, and talked on the phone for a long time with Ms. Alderman. I THINK I can remember most of what we talked about, but there's no telling. I'm sure I just wounded like a rambling drunkard, but hey...it's ok. After a night of yelling stuff, and metting some new people, it was time for me to go home at about 03:15. When I get home, I call Ashley and Michael to let them know I made it home ok (I followed Michael home), and Ashley wanted to make sure I made it home ok...they actually care that I DON'T die!!! I pass out, and then wake up at 14:00 today. Good times with crawfish. *END ENTRY* Website: My Xanga Site - How weak...I put a link to my OTHER journal that I will never update. ShoUt out: Emily Goebel - For having her first drunk experience...CONGRATS!!! current mood: A little tired + a little THIRSTY current music: 311 - I Told Myself Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "I'M A DRUNKIE!!!" ~Jonathan Radke (as told to say by Ashley Alderman) Comments Saturday, May 22nd, 2004 14:12 - Taco Shop Crew and other random stuff So...it has been two days since my last update, and I must say, I have grown two days older. On Thursday morning, I woke up and went to school. WE GOT A TAKE HOME EXAM!!! Easy ass exam that is. After class, I went to eat with Mel Joy at Subway...gotta love the unta on wheat with extra mayo, pickles, banana peppers, and extra olives. Oh...can't forget the salt and pepper. With chips and a drink, you got yourself a MEAL!!! After eating, I went back home to get my scrubs on, and then it was off to work with me at 15:00. Thankfully Stacy was there (the courier), so I didn't have to do two different jobs. Actually, I only did one round as bedfinder, because I had to finish my take home test. Emily was working, and it was fun to hang with her...since she's graduating soon, she doesn't really work that much. I bought her and I some Chick-fil-A (their nuggets kick ass!!!), and then it was off to finish my test. I walked around with Stacy a little bit, helpin' her out with er couriering ways, and then I gave Ashley a call to see how she was doing. We talked for about 30 minutes it seemed like, and then when we were saying bye, my work portable phone died. "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" is what I thought. After getting off at 23:00, I met up with, are you ready for this? MATT MUSKIET!!! One of my best friends from grade school that lives in South Carolina now because of the Marines. We met up at IHOP, and Robert Burford and Arvin Bansal were with him. Smart guys thems are. Me wish I educated. Christin Moore and Jonathan Davy were also at IHOP, so I went to say hi, and they looked like they were having fun, or something like that. After coming to the conclusion that no one had the cash to eat an IHOP meal, we went to Slick Willie's (290 and Hollister). Playing a few games of pool was fun. David and Christina met up with us later that night at around 00:30. I chatted with Christina until they left, and then the guys (Matt, Robert, Arvin, and myself) played until 02:00. I drove home when they kicked us out, and then IMed with Ashley somemore. I'm glad she was still awake!!! I had to explain my abrupt conversation ending some time. I went to sleep at about 04:30 that night...geeze...I stay up too late when i don't need to. But HEY!!! I'm young...I can do it. I woke up at 10:30 the next day, and immediately, I had to leave for school (to turn in my fucking test). After she let us out (at like 11:15), Melissa and I went to the Galleria!!! Honestly, I spent about 65 bucks on shoes, shoelaces, and a shirt. OUCH...i dunno what i'm gonna do...I really don't have this much money. I'll figure it out somehow though. We ate at Schlotzsky's Deli (corn beef reuben w/raspberry lemonade...this shit is good!), and then drove home. Well, back to school to pick up Mel's car, but THEN home. When I got home, since I haden't showered yet, I jumped in with my filthy self. Got out of the shower, got dressed, and I went to Alan's to figure out what the hell was going on that night. As it turns out, he made absolutely no plans, and therefore, we had another EXCITING night at the Taco Shop, but I'll get into that later. I met up with Matt and this Vienna Coffee place (don't worry...NOT my usual hang out), and we went to Wal-Mart to go visit an old friend, Grace Lomasang. I also had to look for a new TV too. I went and got my truck, and then we head (me and Matt) to my house to eat some food. I showed Matt the RadkeVIDEOS that everyone loves so much, and he got a kick outta them. We ate chicken and fish with white rice and some veggies. Matt went to go hang out with hi 21+ friends, while I went walking with Christina, Andrew, and Vince. When I was about 15 minutes away from my house, Ashley called me (since the daytime emmys were over), and asked me what was going on. I said "TACO SHOP," and she told me she was leaving right then...or in a little bit. Oh yeah...I wanna say "CONGRATS!!!" to The Young and the Restless for being the best daytime soap, or whatever it won....CONGRADULATIONS!!! So, after a little horse play in the Jamestown park, we started to walk home, because I really didn't want Ashley to be up there, waiting for me alone. On our way back, I check my phone, and see it has a nessage. It was Ashley, telling me that she's turning onto Hwy. 6 from I-10. So, I take off like a bat outta hell to my house. While I'm running, a dog starts chasing me!!! It's funny how you can suddenly run faster after getting a little tired, through the magic of fear. Andrew runs to catch up with me, becasue by this time (about a few blocks from my house), I'm winded. Man i'm so out of shape. But anyway, we get back to my truc, and leave for the Taco Shop after picking up Christina and Vince. *end scene* *open scene in an arial shot of the taco shop*...ACTION!!! So, we get to the Taco Shop, and I think that I beat Ashley, but I receive a phone call from her. "I'm watching you" is what she says. "I'm somewhere where I can see you, but you can't see me" she adds. Right now, I'm becoming a little befaffled (made up word!), trying to figure out where she is. She tells me, "I'm in Alan's car with Alan." So I get up, and say hi. Give her a great big hug, and walk back to the Taco Shop Furniture with them. So now it's Ashley, Christina, Andrew, Alan, Vince, and myself all chillin' by the Taco Shop, not ordering anything. Juan and this guy, Jason, show up a little bit after. Melissa and Kari Nava show up too in due time. So, there's the ten of us, just hangin' out right beside the Taco Shop. Fun times. Taco Shop Crew ASSEMBLE!!! Juan!!! Jonathan!!! Alan!!! Ashley!!! Michael!!! Karla!!! Lauren K!!! These are all the original Taco Shop Crewers. We leave at like 00:00, and go rent that Wario game that would be a GREAT drinking game. I stay at the Salinas house until about 02:00, and then retire to my pad (otherwise known as my room). I talk to Ashley some more, and she askes me to do a special project for her and her friend, Marilyn, so I get started working on it. That'll be the link later. Actually, right now, because I have nothing else to say right now. DOOSE!!! Website: Ashley Aldrerman and Marilyn Angel Fansite!!! - Be fans of the future start of daytime television!!! ShoUt out: Alan Gomez - Hope you have fun in Illinois bro...hope you one day, get a chick that wears pink and black. current mood: BEAUTIFUL DAY...EXCELLENT!!! current music: Matchbox 2o - If You're Gone Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "What is he/she saying about me?" ~Alan Gomez Comments Thursday, May 20th, 2004 02:55 - FAMILY NEW ADDITIONS!!! Hello everyone out there. How are you doing? (now wouldn't it be a lot easier if I talked all Texan like? Lemme try to for a second... Hey y'all..what's up? Yes...I like it a lot better but it's still not completely correct...what shall I do next...hmmm...I know. What if I combine both worlds!?!?! Yes...YES!!! I shall do the unthinkable and attempt it!!! Hey everyone...what's up? YES!!! I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION OPENER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF RADKE HISTORY!!!! HAZA!!!!!! Ok enough with that non-sense and ON WITH THE UPDATE (<--all Adam Sandler like)!!! On Tuesday morning, I got up at about 10:00, and then left at 10:45 for my class. Class went ok, and then it was off to work with me (at 15:00). Work went over pretty smoothly, and I found like one bed the whole day, which is typical. Yeah...my job is fucking boring, and I don't really like doing it anymore. Too much free time...and once summer school is over, I going to have even MORE free time. I mean GOOD LORD!!! You need something to do so that the workday will seem shorter than it is. So I chill with Stacey some, and hang out in Central Supply, watching TV or hatin' on my co-workers (in that sarcastic way of course). After I get off work, I run out to Wal-Mart to buy a little gift for my friend Ashley, and some supplies (colored pencils) to finish her picture I drew her. I stay up until like 04:30 finishing this, and I must say...it was well worth it to make someone who is suffering feel a little bit happier. The gift I got her was an addtion to my sexual name family of stuffed dogs. There's Humpal Ottoligs (the ex crack-addicted, ex-alcoholic, ex-porn star dog that I sleep with), Skewya Legsomo (Humpal's brother), and the new addition (<--TITLE ENTRY!!!), Wana Ladasix (Skewya's stepson). They were all glad the minute they met (Wana and his new owner, Ashley). Wana is the type of dog that likes to grab life my it's go-nads and PULL 'EM DOWN, because he doesn't take any shit from ANYONE. Well, I was in bed at 04:30, and I woke up to finish the drawing at 08:30. Try running on four hours of sleep, and right now I SHOULD be in bed, but I don't want my people to become uninterested in my life...my whole audience of like four people. On Wednesday morning, as I just told you started aout at 08:30, and continued on until class, and that continued on until 12:30, and then it continued with eating at Subway with Mel Joy. Whew! Exhausting!!! Once I got home at like 13:00, I thought about calling Juan and practicing, but then I thought, "Man...he's still sleeping." So I called him at 14:00. What did I do to occupy this time? Well, I played a little piano, and finished Ashley's get-better gift. At 15:00, Juan and I left in seperate cars to Ashley's to see how she was doing. We took seperate cars because Juan had a bunch of shit to do, and I wanted to hang out with Ashley more than half an hour. I brough the picture, gift, and a few DVDs to entertain hereself with. At about 17:30, I left Ashley's to go eat with my family. I get home at around 18:50, and there was my mom and dad siting there with already eaten food, and some extra Asian stuff that they had with (of course) rice too. There's never a time when there's no rice in an Asian house. I scarfed down some food, and then my mom asked me to play some piano. Well, as it turns out people, it's official...I'm badass. Not because I was born that way, but because I AM that way, and you all are going to have to deal with it in your own personal way. You can make a shrine of me, scream my name from the rooftops, or even yell my name during sex. It doesn't matter what you do...all that matters is that you BELIEVE it. Now...to think of a reason why I am such a badass...hmmm...this might take me a little while...talk amongst yourselves...i'll give ya a topic...underwater cell phones: are they necessary? . .. ... .... ..... I know...I'm a badass because I know who I am and I don't try to hide it. *NOTE: THESE INSIGHTS ARE NOT BROUGHT UPON OTHER PEOPLE...JUST ME* I used to be in band...damn right I was, and I was fucking good!!! You don't let a talent just be wasted like that. My whole wardrobe revolves around Nintendo, and ya know what? I'm proud of it. I don't actually play as much as people think I do, but I do love sportin' the gear. I like to draw, and I THINK I'm pretty good. I also believe that I'm funny with my "witty" remarks. I play piano and the drums, and if you haven't heard me on either one, I strongly recommend it. So what has brought upon this sudden gleam of self-love? A single call from the grandmother. Tonight (more like Wednesday evening), I was playin' a little piano for the mother when my grandmother called to ask my mom for a christianing dress they used on my sister because of my new cousin. Well, with my mom listening to me in the living room, and the phone in the living room, my mom answered while I was right in the middle of "Love Story" (<--my mom's favorite song). I hear her talk a little and then stop. I continue playing and then all of a sudden, she stops talking. I got curious why this conversation with my g-ma was so short-lived and all, so I stop playing, and look at my mom. She has the phone up, facing towards me and tells me, "keep playing for your grandmother." So I kept on playing until the end of the song, and then my mom handed the phone to me. With a little catching up and some jokes exchanged, my grandma tells me this when I was about to say I love you and bye: "You are going to make a woman extrodinarily happy one day. Don't ever change." This puts a gleaming blush on my face, and I say "thank you" without even thinking about saying it. So it's about 18:30 right now, and I'm in an excellent mood. What great oppourtunity to visit my friends at the Salinas house!!! So I go there, and Andrew is all decked out in niceness. Long sleeved white shirt, finely polished black shoes, and some nice black slacks on. This could have only meant one thing...there's a band concert. So he invites me, and I go with my second family (well, three of them at least). I saw Mrs. Running, and she waved at me...*JUMPING FOR JOY SARCASTICALLY!!!* After we got back at about 21:00, Christina is flippin' out about missing the Bachelor, and I'm just gettin' ready to see Shrek 2 (at 21:35 with Karla and Alan. THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!! SO FUNNY, AND JUST AS GOOD AS THE FIRST. I would DEFINENTELY recommend it to my friends and family. Twelve thumbs up...WAY up...well not too high, because then there might be some altitude problems present...but up there...maybe like as high as a big two story house...yes that's it...a really big two story house. After the movie, I catch up with Mike at like 23:35, and he wants beer. Unfortunantly, we both have NO MONEY so we just go to Blockbuster to rent a movie. We kill time until about 23:45, and then go to Blockbuster. We check out with School of Rock at 00:00. This movie is great also. Jack Black is a genius...PERIOD. After that, I go to Kroger for some Realemon juice (for the water), gas (for the car), and a Diet Pepsi (for the diabetic). So right now, here I am...updating, and since it's 03:51 now, I think I'm gonna burn these last few CDs then get to bed. I hope everyone will have, is having, and had wonderful dreams about your favorite spleenless diabetic. DOOSE!!! Website: Family Guy - See the funniest quotes from The Family Guy!!! ShoUt out: Andrew Salinas - Great job at the concert tonight even though Keith was so fucking flat in "All the Jazz" and no one knows how to properly play the tympani...but hey, it's ok...they're only in seventh and eighth grade...they'll learn some day...hopefully current mood: Eyes are so heavy...TIRED current music: Three Days Grace - Just Like You Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "You are going to make a woman extrodinarily happy one day. Don't ever change." ~Grandmother Radke Comments Tuesday, May 18th, 2004 02:36 - Sketch me a FUCKING Soul Second attempt to update because i'm a tard... Ya know what I just realized? I told all of you out there that I would post all of the away messages I stole in that month, but I have reformatted my entire computer since then, and well, I LOST 'EM...there...ya happy? I FUCKING LOST THEM!!! I'll try this experiment again someday... This morning I woke up at 10:00...no WAIT...my dad woke me up at 08:30 to check my blood sugar. I could have done it when I woke at ten, but hey...if he can wake me up an hour and a half before my alarm goes off, then why not? BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SLEEPING!!! THAT'S WHY NOT!!! But he does it out of love, so I guess it's ok. I woke again at 10:00, jumped in the shower, and left for school. Well, I had to dry off and get dressed before I left, but that's expected. I got to school at 10:55, and i conversated with Mel Joy about booms and bangs (random stuff). Class went well, and after it got out at 12:30, I went to go get a haircut. My usual hair cutter wasn't there, and this other women cut my hair that I've never seen before. She obviously thought that "zero fade with a trim on top" means "STUPID-ASS-MUSHROOM-HEAD"...the tard. I say it looks alright, and leave being a little dissapointed as I see Toad in the reflection. I go home and start to tinker on the piano a little bit, our Acoustic/piano song, Sketch Me a Soul, when I call Juan (we're suppose to practice this when I got out of class, but didn't because his ass was SLEEPING...well, I remember that I have an eye appointment, and quickly pulled the reminder card out of my walet to make sure i didn't miss it. It says "5/17/2004 @ 15:00." Having a sigh of relief, I start in on the piano again, playing all the songs I know. I love my piano...i've forgotten how much she means to me. I realize that Juan's ass isn't gonna wake up, so I just spending the remaining part of the day before I had to leav for appointment practicin' everything I know. As I'm pulling out of the driveway, I see I have missed one call from "Juan" saying that he just woke up at 13:45. I suddenly remember that they're gonna dialate my pupils so I can't drive home. Since knowing Juan is now up and has nothing to do, I call him up and ask him if he wants to drive me back (in my truck) home from the hospital. Not only did he do it becasue he's a good friend, but he also did it to turn in his application form. That would be so badass...it would be like a takeover of Inactive Ignorance!!! Man that would be badass if Juan, James, and I all worked at Memorial Hermann Memorial City Hospital. We would like get NOTHING done, but none the less, it would be awesome. Well, Juan and I grab a bite to eat with Stacy and James (Subway), and then we were on our way...I'de like to thank Juan for driving me back...THANKS JUAN!!! While we're leaving, Ashley gives me a call to see if we're gonna practice tonight, since I told her we are online. At the moment I say that prolly not, because Juan has to go to the Taco Shop and thena soccer game after. We leave the hospital at about 18:45, and arrive home at roughly 19:15-19:20. We then decide that we're gonna practice tonight at 22:30, and say our "lataz." I call up Ashley and tell her that we might practice later on tonight. I go home and ask my mom what she thinks about my hair and her exacte words were, "you look like a mushroom head!" Becoming green with anger, I decided to go back to Great Clips and get this shit fixed. When I get there, my usual hair-cutter is there, and I explain that one of her co-workers is a FUCK UP, and she takes me right away. I'm proud to say, I'M ALL FIXED NOW!!! No more Toad look on Mr. Radke. I get home at about 19:45-19:50, and go upstairs to chill for a little bit before practice. The 'rents were eating some barbeque chicken for dinner, and I steal a little from the mother. I then go upstairs. OH!!! i forgot to tell you all...my television has broken...I turned it on last night, and I see millions of pigments of purple. Ya see, the color tube went out therefore, creating color of one (PURPLE). Anyways, I conversated for a little bit, and then went downstairs to watch this show, "WB's Next Big Superstar" which I must say is majorly funny. My dad even likes it...I mean, it takes a LOT for him to like something that isn't on the history or discovery channel. After that show is over, I start playing piano again, but this time for my mommy to help her go to sleep. I keep on playing until I receive a call from Ashley asking if we're still practicing and if she can come. Of COURSE, I said yes. But shit...MY ROOM IS MESS!!! Dirty clothes on the floor (missed the basket), trash in the corner (missed the basket), trash all over the computer area (laziness), receipts dating back to february, etc. So I pull off the quickest clean job I have ever done, and I must say, I feel better when I have a clean room. I wanted to have a good first impression on Ashley's first view of my room. It was in no working order the way it was. So, when I'm done cleaning, I go back downstairs to run through our song again, but I play three notes, and what do I hear? a knock at the door...what do ya know...it's Juan! We start playin' our song and MAN OH MAN...this song is badass...i mean our other songs were cool and all, but this song takes the cake. I can't wait until my June party where we can play it for the people. Ashley soon comes, and I start playing for her some of the shit I know. Of coures, Juan ALWAYS has to tell e to play Mozart, but the thing is, I don't know any Mozart...but when he says Mozart he is pertaining to Fur Elise by Ludwig Von BEETHOVEN...idiot. I play a little bit of Nintendo music just for her tonight also. We play Sketch Me a Soul for Ashley too, and he exact words were, "you guys are so hot when you play that." Now I'm not only excited that for once i can appear hot, but also becasue someone is diggin' our song! I love playing piano for people the first time. It shows them that I'm not all jokes and tomfoolery...it shows them that i can commit to something, and maybe even earn a little respect. It shows that I have two sides to me...for the better. After chillin' at my house a little bit, we decide to go to the Taco Shop for a taco and horchata. Us three just kinda chill out until about two, and then Ashley drives me back home. I made her a copy of RadkeVIDEOS, and after seeing the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" preview, she was hooked. We say our good nights, and then it's back to the computer with me where I start to update , but then 'x' the box when I'm about to save it, before actually saving it. I know...DUMBASS. But oh well...shit happens. Right now it's 3:11 (HELL YEAH!!!), and I am so tired, and my throat hurts, and I have school tomorrow, so I'll say nighters to all of ya. NIGHTERS! Website: Killtoons!!! - Pretty funny cartoon stuff ShoUt out: Ashley Nicole Alderman - GOOD LUCK ON YOUR WISDOM TEETH TOMORROW!!! WE'LL COME TO VISIT YOU...I PROMISE!!! (she's growin' on me!) current mood: Tired, but EXCELLENT current music: Double J - Sketch Me a Soul Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "Oh that Jonathan and his parties..." ~James Bagabagon Comments Monday, May 17th, 2004 01:20 - FALLING THROUGH ROOFS IS FUN!!! Ok people, I guess it has become apparent that I don't update this journal religiously, and for that, I apologize. I wish I could enlighten each and everyday of yours with a little update on your favorite little (half-filipino diabetic with no spleen) guy, Jonathan Radke. Ya see, I just haven't tried hard enough to make it part of my routine every night. It took me long enough to make sleeping part of my night-time routine. I'll keep trying at it, but i do not guarantee any results, because if you guarantee, you have to see through that the guarantee stays guaranteed. I could shit in a box and mark it guaranteed if ya want me to, because i know all i sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit! That is, if you were interested in buying little diabetic's shit. In THAT case, I can help you out. But I shall warn you...my shit stinks like no other in this entire planet. Man...how the hell did I start talking about my shit? I'm one3 sick FUCK. Ya know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna find pictures of everything I own about nintendo, and then i'm gonna make a mirage that shows ALL...here i go!!! The time now is 22:49 and I'll come back when i'm done. (insert music here (for the love of GOD....insert it!!! (AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JUST PUT THE DAMN CD IN!!!!! (MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))) Here's what the big deal is...I'm gonna only update you all on the IMPORTANT things, so I don't bore you with needless details. So, HERE WE GO!!! SCHOOL IS OVER!!! Grades were as follows: A, B, C, C, C. Not my best, but hey...they all transfer. I got an A in the easiest class, Fitness for Life. Let's face it...all I had to do was show up to class. The test were all common sense. I mean, one of the bonus questions were "what things (yes...THINGS) cause heart problems?" I made the B in philosophy, which I don't know HOW, but I did. Badass teacher...get him...I dare ya...now. I just remember that I have already done most of the updating at work, so I'll just pick up from where I THINK I left off... Well, I'm proud to say, "I'VE FALLEN THROUGH A ROOF!!!" Story, in three words...scandal...drums...FOLDER!!! Well, one night when I was chillin' over at Mike's house, we were looking for old school Nintendo games in his attic. Now, it's pretty safe, except this ONE AREA where it's only drywall, and no two by four to stand on. We avoid the spot for the most part, but RIGHT as I'm about to get out, my foot slips on the two by four and goes STRAIGHT through the drywall. So there I was, with my left leg hanging from the roof of the ceiling, and in complete awe for what the FUCK I just did. I wake his mom up, she gets mad for waking her up, but that's all. So, quick Fly (On the Fly (old ska band)) thinking, we go to the garage to see what the hell I did to his house. Big fucking hole in the ceiling, but all the pieces are still attached by the edges. We have to get the pieces a certain way, so we go to our Tetris abilities. We get 'em all up, and Mike's holdin' them. I run to get the tape and scissors to tape it up. Don't worry people...this was just temporary. So, I go home feeling terrible I just bashed through the ceiling of his garage, and I pass out in my bed when I get home. Summer school has started, and it is pretty hella easy. I'm takin' Art Appreciation, and even though it's suppose to be three house everyday, she only makes us stay an hour to an hour and a half. Badass teacher. I've been hangin' out at the Taco Shop a lot lately. That's like the new hang out spot for us. It's not a bad place to chill...if there's NOTHING else to do. I go there and chill with my friends Ashley, Karla, Lauren K, Alan, Michael, and Juan. Ashley is that girl that we chilled out with in Padre in Alan's car playing T or D. I didn't really know her in Padre, but the more I hang out with her, the more she grows on me. She's badass too. Here's your spot I promised you Ashley... Ashley Nicole Alderman - You are quite the badass, Ms. Alderman. Even though you make fun of my Nintendo ways EVER SO OFTEN, there's a little love in each joke. I can't wait to get "tow up wi cha" (<--did I say that right? I know...I'll say it the white way so all my friends can understand..."We can get torn up together with the use of alcoholic beverages") Well, I hope we get to hang out a lot over the summer, and I know we prolly will. I'm excited. Well Ashely (HAHAHA), I hope you liked your own personal spot on RJ. A lot of people will read and appreciate it...much like I do with art in the class. Ya know, nothing else has really happened that I could think of, but if I do, I'll add it to my next entry. OH YEAH!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!! I WANNA SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD AND SISTER!!! 23 and 47 (sister is 23 and dad is 47). HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THOSE MOTHERS OUT THERE ALSO!!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOM!!! I LOVE YA!!! THANKS FOR FOLDING MY WHITES!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TWO EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBERS, CHRISTINA AND ANDREW SALINAS!!! 14 and 19!!! OK THAT'S ALL...GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY...HAVE GOOD NIGHT SLEEPING!!! Website: Diabetes? - Learn about what I've had for almost 16 years!!! ShoUt out: Mom, Dad, and Sister...oh...and Andrew and Christina Salinas...HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! current mood: School is done, I passed all my classes, and I'm actually HAPPY current music: Jet - Cold Hard B**** Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "Blitzed!" ~Ashley Alderman Comments Saturday, April 4th, 2004 23:49 - The bark said "doggy" Hey all you Radkians!!! Greetings!!! From my desk!!! Not Genese's desk...I'm done with working for her HOPEFULLY for a long time. That other job is cool and all, but it's just so boring, and I have to use my gas to get all the way there, and all the way back. That's some money I would rather use doing something else...like drumming, or um, pianoing, or uhhh... something else to be commended for. Hahaha. WELL, everybody...you all know that I went to South Padre Island this past weekend, and I must say: if it weren't for this ONE thing to happen, it would have been a GREAT TRIP. I'll get into that with you girls and guys in a minute. But FIRST, lemme tell you the good news i have. A new 'Randomness Cartoon' is being created!!! It's titled, "Randomess Part Poop: The Bark said 'doggy.'" So look for that in the next few days or so. I'm excited about this Randomness Cartoon stuff that I'm doing. If you haven't hopped aboard the Randomness boat, simply click HERE...or HERE. He Ho Ha. If you are new to this whole "randomness experience," simply just watch the short cartoon, and just keep that word "randomness" in the front of your brain the whole time. Many of my friends know me as the king of randomness with my AIM screen name being either "jajaflatupido" or "bagalagadaga." It's just fun to be a little random every now and then. But for me, it's an all day event. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?!?! Now I'm trying to remember what I have been doing since the last update. When was that? Ah yes...Friday, March 12th, 2004. Well, that weekend I THINK was pretty uneventful...lemme try to remember what went on. On Friday, I had to work of course... another exciting day at Memorial Hermann Memorial City Hospital. Ya know, the usual...just hangin' with James and doing that kind of stuff. Oh yeah...after work that day I went to go see Along Came Polly with Alan, Ashley, and Carla (<-- some new friends of mine within the past few weeks. This movie was good, but I would have to say I give it a A-, but not because of the movie...it was because Alan was the most annoying FUCK ever. Ya see, he takes Aderol, and this night he didn't take it. Now, he's one of those people that unless he's on drugs, you want to rip his face off, barbeque it, and feed it to some roaches. I mean don't get me wrong he's a good friend and he's cool to hang out with and shit, but MAN...when he forgets to take his Aderol, he gets EXTREMELY annoying. He was like taling the entire time, and at the end, when everything is suppose to be like that tears almost comes to eyes happy, he spends his time rolling up napkins, throwing them at me, and repeating, "Don't cry...don't CRY...DON'T CRY." At first I laughed it off, but once he continued to do it, I started to get a little frustrated. About the fifth or sixth time he did it, I finally looked at him with a pissed off face and said, "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" He stopped doing it THANK GOD. If he were to keep it up, I would not have had the patience with him. After the movie we chilled out with Juan at "Tacos Don Juan" (his dad's taco stand). THOSE ARE SOME GREAT FUCKING TACOS!!! If you want a EXCELLENT taco that you can find no where else (no other taco stands make it this way), go to the Taco Stand right in front of Jack Rabbit Slims on Hwy 6, near West Little York. OH MAN...I think I'm addicted to these things. They're just SO GOOD!!! I'm turning into a taco junkie all because of Tacos Don Juan. Oh well...they're only a dollar each. I would DEFINENTLY recommend it to my friends. Oh wait...I just did. haHA! OK...enough with that. Hmmmmm...on Saturday, I think I oh yes, that IS what I did...I cleaned up my room, and then went to practice at Juan's house. Practice with Inactive Ignorance. I went to a little get together that night also at my friend Julie's house. With a little drink drink, and a little foodige action, this was a pretty fun night. Oh yeah...Juan made up this stupid game that you NEED to be drunk to play called "Kissing Dominos." This is quite a simple game. In fact, it is SO simple, that a mere child can play it...although I would advise against it. Ok...here it goes: all you need are some dominos and a drink (if you want). The game begins with all of the dominos on the table, faced down. Every player picks a domino, and the two people with the lowest number on their dominos have to grab something, and kiss. Now...as the game continues, the levels get more and more severe. Meaning the addition of crotch and breast rubbing with just a mere undergarment between the hand and organ. Yeah... I kept on losing, and I was getting pissed, because in the state I was in, nothing was happening down there. The time increments increased also, so i was getting felt up more and more. I mean, if I were at right mind i might have not minded, but being all buzzing and everything, the girls had NO EFFECT on me. Well, that night ended out ok...we got back at Juan's at about 04:30, and we passed out on the beds in his house. I got his bed, and he took his dad's (his dad wasn't home). Sunday was a rather uneventful day I think...or as what I can remember. I woke up at about noon, and went back home. I think the whole day, I ended up just hangin' around the house. Monday through Friday were alright...nothing really special happened. Except for PADRE!!! Yeah!!!!! On Thursday night at midnight, we left Houston on our way to South Padre Island, Texas (Alan, Juan, and myself. I managed to stay up until about 04:30 or 05:00 or so, but after that, I passed out in the back seat. I was able to spread my feet out and EVERYTHING!!! It was ACTUALLY pretty comfortable in the Honda. Gotta love those Asian cars. When we arrived in Padre, we had to look for a hotel, but since we came on the last weekend of spring break, it was pretty hopeless to find a affordable place. Every place we went to, they made me go and ask all the questions...i guess I have the most balls. Haha. Well, we finally found this place called the "Beachside Inn." It was only $505 for five people for two nights, and we got a fridge AND a microwave. When we got there, the first place we hit was the beach, and Sprite Remix was there, giving out free samples of their new flavor. I think this stuff is better than what they DID have. It's a berry drink instead of tropical. Well, this is the part of the story where you can weep for me...Juan and I JUST opened our second beer, and a cop comes up to us and she's like, "Can I see some identification gentlemen?" We say "we don't have it." She asks us how old we are, and of course we say "21." She proceeds to say "Now you can either lie to me and I could take you to jail for lying to an officer, or you can tell me the truth and things could go a lot easier. We then fessed up and told her that we're both twenty. She says, "I'm gonna give you a citation for posession of alcohol." Right now, we're like, "FUCK!!!" We fill out all the paper shit and then we were on our way. We had to dump out our cans too, but oh well. A great way to start out a spring break vacation, huh. Well, yeah...it sucked. But it's not as bad as you think it is, and I'll explain that in the next thirty seconds. We go back to the hotel, and run into these other kids that got MIPs, and they said that they went up to the courthouse and paid it right then, and we decided to do that too, but before we went back up to our room, we started talking to this guy named Felix, and we found out that his cousin is the Justice of the Peace. So now we're like, "FUCK YEAH..." He tells us to come talk to him later on before we went to the courthouse, and he'll see if he can help us. So a little time goes by, and we go back to talk to Felix about this situation. He tells us to go to the courthouse, and try to ask for just a court cost or something, and just admit that we've done something stupid. So, we go to the courthouse, and they tell us that Bennie Ochoa (the judge) isn't gonna be there until the morning at about seven or eight. So we get back into the car and then back to the hotel where we started to drink and such and such. On our way out, we talk to Felix again and tell him what they said at the courthouse about coming back the next morning. He then comes up with an idea, and writes me and Juan this bullshit note that we were hoping lower our fee (it is suppose to be $250 for an MIP). The note goes like this: "Benny O. These to kids go to school with my nephew Chris Garcia at UH. Maybe only court cost $80.00. Felix Holland Garcia. We read the note and suddenly we're put in a better mood, because we TRULY believe that it will lighten the situation. So now we feel like it's our DUTY to go out and get THROWN. We go out this night to a place called Louie's Backyard, a nightclub. When we get done, I walk back with Juan to the hotel, and we chill out a little bit. I doze off on the bed for a little bit, but then I wake up by Alan asking me something. I can't remember what it was. I look around, and there's NO ONE in the room. I go downstairs, and go outside to see where the hell they are. Of course, I can't find them so I go back in the hotel. I look aroung the lobby, and there they are with their friends and now my friends, Ashley and Kathleen. Well, since we can't go back on the beach and drink, we just hand out in Alan's car playing Truth or Dare. A little kissing went on, a little making out went on, and a little nibbling went on. Ashley and Kathleen are two awesome girls, and they're fun to hang out with. I actually felt closer to Ashley than Kathleen, but hey...they're both real cool. It was about four 'o clock right now, and me and Juan came to the conclusion that we're not gonna go to sleep, becasue we wouldn't be able to wake up for court. So yes, we go to court with a hang over, and no sleep. When we FINALLY see the judge at about 08:30, we plead guilty, and i slip him the note. Right now, our nerves are shot, waiting for the judge's reaction to the note. He tells us something like this: "Mail one-hundred dollars to this adress *as he points to an address* and it won't show up on your record." Right now, me and Juan praise the lord and praise Felix for easing the pain of getting the MIP, and we VOW to go out and get even more thrown then we did the previous night. That's EXACTELY what we did. Well, when we got back to the hotel, we pass out, and I'm woken up by a rather agressive slap on the ass by one of our roomies, Maro. And NO, I didn't forget to put the 'i' in there...his name IS Maro...,like toMORROW. I wake up and take a shower, and then it's off to the beach with Alan. Juan felt sick, and he just chilled out on the bed until about 17:00. Me and Alan proceed to hang out on the beach, and hit up the stores for a beer bong and other stuff. We buy a bong for $4.99, and we start to use it almost immediately. Actually, a few hours after we bought it. Oh...Maro bought us a 18 pack of beer so we could use the beer bong with. Well, Saturday night, we hung out with these three girls that we met in our hotel named Natalie, Nicole (Nikki), and Crystal. They are all from Witchita Fall, and they were cool. I gave my 1up bracelet to Nicole, but hey it's ok...she was an awesome girl, and I didn't really mind (she's really quite beautiful too). We even went back to that club, Louie's and hung out for a bit. I gave all my Mardi-Gras-esque necklaces to Ahley!!! Juan went back to the hotel with the girls, and I walked back with Alan. When we got back, we got into the hot tub and ate some pizza...that's some good shit. After a little bit, we went back up to the girl's room, and talked for a little bit. Well, I really didn't talk much...I was too busy trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. Hahaha. After I eventually realized that I was a little TOO drunk, I retired to our room where I passed out. It would have been nice to get a little kiss for my bracelet, but hey, a hug was just fine with me. Well, Sunday was finally here, and we had to be out of our hotel at 11:00. After cleaning up all our shit, we said bye to Nikki, Natalie, and Crystal, and on the road it was for us. Driving, driving, driving, driving, driving. About an hour before we get home, Juan and I start playing this game that I would just put a cd in the cd player, and who ever got the band correct FIRST, would get a point. It was fun for the remaining ride, and I'm proud to say that I KICKED JUAN'S ASS!!! We get back at about 19:30 or 20:00, and i forget some of my things in Alan's car, so I ask juan to grab them, and I get them later. I spent most of the night writing my fucking government paper, which had to be 7-10 pages over the topic of 'frontloading.' I didn't ever know what the hell frontloading was until this night. I did end up getting six pages though, and I was glad for that. School went fine that week, and I turned in the paper so that was good. Let's see...that weekend, I hmmm...what the hell did i do? Oh yeah...on Friday I worked 10 hours as both bedfinder AND courier. i was SO TIRED when I got off, and I went to go hang out with Michael (Kleinicke that is). Well, I went to grab some taco from Tacos Don Juan, and THEN I went to chill with Mike, watching some Chris Farley humor. I got home at about 03:30, and then went to sleep. On Saturday, I went to Juan's house at about 16:00 or 17:00, and we hung out there until about 23:00 or 23:30, and that's when it was off to my house. We once again watched the Best of Chris Farley because Brian hadn't seen it. After that, we all went our seperate ways. I went back to Tacos Don Juan, and chiled out with him until about 02:00 or 03:00. I go home and pass out then. Sunday I work from 15:00-23:00, and when I get off, I go to Juan's and try to help him out with some Calculus. No positive results though...calculus has left my brain. On that note, I'm gonna post my old calculus away messages: 1. CALCULUS BEEP BEEP! NEW PICS! Yeah, that was the only one...I thought there was more, but I was mistaken. BEEP. I'm going to have to point out that not only is this update long, but it is taking me a long time to write also. I started writing it on 3.23.2004, and now it's 4.4.2004. CRAZINESS!!! I've finished Randomness Volume Poop: The Bark said "doggy" also. Im' excited...you can view it once i make the link. That next school week went by ok, and Thursday was one of my best friend's birthday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW ADAM MUSKIET!!! You're 21 and you can drink now...good job. Don't forget who was the one who got you drunk the first time. IT WAS ME...yeah...ME!!! Good times those were...ah...all we can do now is bask in the memories. *BASKING* *BASKING* Friday, I went to work, and then hung out with Michael. It was his birthday on Friday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL UM, SOMETHING KLEINICKE!!! He also turned 21...we went out and bought a twelve pack of Miller Light, went back to his house, and killed all of 'em while watching Dirty Work and The Jerk. Both good movies...funny shit. Saturday we had an II (Inactive Ignorance) practice session, and WE FINISHED A COMPLETE SONG!!! Our first song is called "Moulenbelt" because that's the professor that was the inspiration for this song (he's the philosophy teacher). After we were done practicing at about 00:30-01:00, we went to this get together at this girl named Lynn's house. It was a good night of just chillin' out...no drinking, but hey...that's ok. You don't need beer to have a good time. I got in at about 05:00...stupid daylight savings time. OH YEAH!!! If you haven't already done so, put your clocks one hour AHEAD. Ya know...Sring Forward, Fall Backwards. Today (i'm talking about Sunday, April 4th, 2004), I hung out with Mr. Christopher Ryan Pratho, because he left for the Air Force today at 18:00. I'll see him in six weeks, and we'll hang out again. I'll miss hangin' out with him, but I'm glad that he's finally doing something. I hung out with his girlfriend Bree also. She's such a cool girl, and I had a blast hangin' out with her. Laughed our assees off. I came home, and I ate a steak dinner, and then started to finish my update. So here I am now, updating, and I have to now provide you a link for Randomness Volume Poop: The Bark said "doggy". Hey...gimme a call and listen to my voice mail...if i pick up just tell me to hang up and let you listen to my new voicemail...NIGHTERS ALL!!! Oh yeah...Randomness Volume Poop: The Bark said "doggy" Website:Fight Against Aids - Check out these bracelets people...it's for a good cause ShoUt out: There are quite a few tonight... Natalie, Nicole, and Crystal - I'm glad I met all of you!!! Such cute and fun girls!!! Ashley and Kathleen - It was a fun night, and I have some awesome memories!!! and Brie (Pratho's girlfriend) - I had such a fun, laughable time hanging out with you today!!! You seem like a cool person to hang out with, and I'll call you next time I have a party. YEAH!!! current mood: Relieved that I'm FINALLY done with this update and apologetic for all of those out there who actually READ this stuff...THANK YOU!!! current music: Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue Current Word/Phrase of the Day: "If I don't answer this, don't throw a fit, because I'm either in class, sleeping, or taking a SHIT!" ~Jonathan Radke's Voicemail Message Comments > recent entries > previous 10 entries > next 10 entries > top of page