| Midnight While the rebel squirrels were celebrating with The Emperor, Pearlman and Co. ran back to the 6th floor to deliver water to the many drunk people The Emperor had left down there. When they arrived, they saw Erin, sitting in the hallway, holding back some girl's long brown hair as she vomited into a trash can. "We're too late! We have the water, but it's too late!" lamented Pearlman. "No, it's ok," said Erin. "It's Blair." Things calmed down quite a bit, and Pearlman "disappeared" and Chester came back. "Chester, you will not believe what just happened!" said Alanna Banana excitedly. "Why don't we discuss it...at the Tastee Diner!!!" Chester said. Then, from the shadows, emerged Deep Throat. All jaws dropped. "Isn't that Chris Cornell?" said Shannon. Alanna Banana nodded emphatically. Both of them crossed their legs. "Oh, no!" said Toddesha. "He's been stalking me since high school. He thinks he's in love with me! I have to hide." "If I should be short on words, and long on things to say, could you crawl into my world and take me worlds away," said Chris Cornell, following her as she ran away terrified. Chris watched her dejectedly. "Someday, I'm going to put a baby in there..." he said wistfully. And he did, one day many years later, when she finally, after much denial, realized she loved him and they lived happily ever after. Kayley adopted all of the babies and raised them to have respect for women. Alanna and William the Bloody realized they made good partners in crimefighting...and in BED! As for Chester, his Pearlman identity remained a secret, even among his closest friends, until the day he died. With the Squirrel Queen out of power, Pearlman was needed much less. But every now and then a crisis would arise that demanded his attention. Wherever water is in peril, Pearlman was there to protect mankind today, tomorrow, forever.... THE END Previous The Adventures of Pearlman |