Chapter 7
*Akane, Ranma and Colonge all sit around a table. Happosai is still tied to a chair in the background*
Akane: Don't worry Ranma! We'll make him Change you back.
Colonge: Assuming the others find their way back here...
Shampoo:*Walks in with Ramen* How long we have wait? Shampoo no want be duck much longer!
Ranma: Seeing as they went with Ryouga, We could be stuck like this for a while...
*Ryouga walks through the door*
Ryouga: Is...THIS...China? *Looks around* RANMA! How'd YOU get to China so quickly?!
Ranma: Um,...Ryouga? This is Japan....
Shampoo: Where's Idiot Boy and Tarou?
Ryouga: Umm...*Puts hand behind his head and sweatdrops* I-I can't really say I know, heh heh heh...
Ranma: WHAT?!! BUT TAROU HAS MY CURSE!
Ryouga: Well,...They were being mean to me, so I thought I'd play a little joke on them and leave them behind for a little while...But I couldn't find my way back afterwards and...
Ranma: Great. This is just what I need.
Akane: Well, Ranma...Look at it this way- This is the worst things could be. I mean, all they have to do is get back to Japan. And that's not so bad.
Ranma: *Sigh* I guess you're right. Things CAN'T get any worse...
Happosai: Wanna Bet?
*All 5 turn to see Happosai, Who has broken free from the chair.*
Colonge:HAPPOSAI, YOU UTTER BASTARD!!!
Happosai: Nyeheheheh! To change back, You're gonna have to catch me again!!! And this time, I'm keeping my guard up!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!! *Bolts off*
Ranma: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!*Falls to knees*
Shampoo: Aiya! No way turn back!
Colonge: Maybe Tarou and Mousse were successful...
*Tarou and Mousse, Very out of breath and Dripping sweat appear*
Mousse: H-Hello.*pant*
Tarou: Any *Gasp* Luck on your *Gasp* End?
Shampoo: What?! You mean you no find cure?!
Tarou: They said,*gasp*we could get Happosai to do it.
Ranma: You're about 10 seconds too late.
Tarou: WHAT?! *Gasp* *Turns to Mousse* I TOLD you to *pant* Run faster!!!
Mousse: Hey! You're the one who refused to take the boats with Motors! You Try Power Rowing!!!
Tarou: I DID, Thank you!!! Don't think you're the only one who worked to get here!
Colonge: O-K! STOP FIGHTING, YOU TWO! It's obvious that our only course of action is to capture Happosai and make him change you back.
All 5 cursed: RIGHT!
*All five run out*
Ranma: I can't wait to see the look on his face when we make him change us back!
Ryouga: YEAH!
Shampoo: Shampoo make Happy pay!
Tarou: Um,... Where exactally IS he?
*All stop running*
Mousse: Er....
Ryouga: We don't really KNOW that yet, but,...
Tarou: Feh. You people are real idiots.
Shampoo: Then How you suggest find him?
Tarou: Er...No Idea but,...
Ranma: *Snaps fingers and runs off*
Mousse: Eh?
Shampoo: Where Ranma go?!
*Ranma comes Trotting back, Whistling innocently and holding his hands behind his back*
Ranma: *Whistle* I know how to find him...
Tarou: Hrm?
Ranma: Hee. *Pulls out bucket of Cold water from behind his back and doses Tarou, who becomes a girl*
Tarou: *Wipes water out of his eyes* Fuck you, Fem Boy!!! What the Hell was that fo-
*Happosai suddenly appears and begins feeling Tarou up*
Happosai: You're just a healthy as Ranma!
Tarou: You- Old... PERVERT!!! *Tries to Punch him, But Happosai Moves*
Happosai: NYEHEHEHEH!!! You'll never catch me!!!
Ranma: Oh yeah?! Wanna bet?! *Turns to others* CHARGE!!!
*All storm Happosai. However...*
Happosai: NYEHEHEHEH!!!
*It suddenly begins Raining.*
Team Ranma: NOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOO!
*Ranma become a cat, Shampoo Becomes a duck, Mousse becomes a pig, Ryouga becomes the Tarou Monster and Tarou becomes an Otter.*
Shampoo: *Looks at Tarou* Quack?
Ranma: MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!
Ryouga and Mousse: *Laugh*
Tarou: *Otter noises*
Happosai: NO!!! Tarou's beautiful Female form is gone! NOOOOOO-OW!!!
*Tarou, Otter Form, Has Bit his leg*
Happosai: PANTY HOSE TAROU! LET ME GO! *Does Martial Arts move that sends Tarou flying*
Ryouga: *Grunts and Does Baksai Tenketsu. Happosai is hammered by rock Sharpnel*
Happosai: You all wish to fight me?! In your new forms! Ha! *Jumps back*
Ranma: MEOW!!!!*Blindsides Happosai, Knocking him over*
Happosai: Gyah!! *Begins crawling back to his feet only to have Shampoo Fly over and begin Pecking at his face*
Shampoo: QUACK!! QUACK!!!!
Happosai: DAAA!
*Mousse Runs over and begins Knawing on him, just so he's not left out*
Happosai: GRRR....YAH! *Sends Mousse and Shampoo Flying, Only to find Ryouga flying straight at him*
Ryouga: *Growls*
Happosai: Hoi! *Stops Ryouga with one Finger and sends him Flying in the opposite direction* There. That ought to tea-
Colonge: *From behind* Goodbye, Happy.
*Happosai is blasted. He falls down unconcious*
*Moments later, Team Ranma and Colonge stand in around of Happosai, in a circle*
Colonge: Happy, You're going to change them back, RIGHT NOW!
Ranma: Yeah.
Happosai: *Sigh* Very well. *Splashes liquid on Team Ranma. They are just stand there and blink*
Tarou: That it?
Ryouga: Welp, let's see if it worked.
*All nod and Splash themselves*
Colonge: Oh no...
End of Chapter 7
