Ranma....1/2?
Chapter one
It was a typical day at the Tendou Dojo. Ranma was training, Nabiki was watching T.V., Kasumi was doing the house work and Genma and Soun were playing Go. Everything seemed to be in order. That is, until....
Akane: ARRRGH!!!!! RAAAAANNNNMMMAAA!!!!!!!!
*Ranma peeks head into the house*
Ranma: What is it, Akane?
Akane: That old freak raided my Room again and Stole all of my Panties!!!!
Ranma: So? Why don't you go beat him up?
Akane: Easier said than done, Ranma. I have to find him first! Come on! You're going to help me!
*Akane Grabs Ranma by his Ponytail and begins dragging him*
Ranma: I don't see why he'd want the underwear of a Flat chested, Uncute, Tomboy like you though....
*Akane stops walking*
Akane: OOO! RANMA NO BAKA!
*Grabs Bucket of cold water from Mallet space and splashes him. She then proceeds to punt him into Orbit*
Ranma: Hrmp. *Lands in the middle of the Road, only to be mowed down by two Chinese on Bikes.
Shampoo: Shampoo Angry! She no want Underwear Stolen!
Mousse: Don't worry Shampoo! We'll find Happosai...Hrm?
*Both look down*
Mousse: RANMA SAOTOME! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING UNDER MY BICYCLE?!
Ranma: ..oww...
Shampoo: AIYA! RANMA! You girl type! Did Violent girl do this you? *To Mousse* Mousse...You have hot water?
Mousse: I'll look...
*Moves hands through sleeves and finally pulls out a tea kettle. He proceeds to Pour it on Ranma, who, in return, Throws him and his Bike into a wall.*
Shampoo: RANMA! *Hugs him*
Ranma: ACK! Quit it, Shampoo!!!
Mousse: *Stands up, looking rather Pissed* RAAAANNNNNMMAAAAA....
Ranma: Now, hold on!!!
Shampoo: Nyah nyah, Idiot boy! *Hugs Ranma Tighter*
Mousse: RANMA SAOTOME!!! DIE!!!!!
*Several Projectiles are flung at Ranma, Who dodges them all*
Ranma: Mousse! I don't have time to fight you! I have to find the old freak for Akane!
*Mousse freezes*
Mousse: Y'mean he got HER too?
Ranma: What do you mean, "Her too"?
Shampoo: Aiya! Is tragic! Shampoo lose all her underwear to Happy.
Ranma: What?! That old freak is going too far!
Mousse: We were looking for him too, before you Shoved yourself under our Bikes. That was kinda rude, Actually...
Ranma: Hey! I didn't "Shove" Myself under your bikes! You Hit me!
Mousse: Like Hell!
Ranma: Hey! You wanna make some....!
*The laugh of Happosai echos. The old freak suddenly appears in front of them*
Happosai: What a Haul! I have the garments Both Akane and Shampoo!
Ranma: ...YOU!
Happosai: Nyheheheh!!! Soon, every girl's underwear in this city will belong to me!
Mousse: YOU PERVERT!!!!
Shampoo: GIVE BACK SHAMPOO'S UNDERWEAR!!!
Happosai: Nyah! *Gives them an Akanbe*
Ranma: An opening! *Tries to Flying kick Happosai, but misses*
Happosai: Nyheheheheheh..! *Happosai is cut short by Ryouga's foot slamming down on his head.*
Ryouga: To Take Akane's Panties...That is a crime I WON'T forgive!
Happosai: Feh. I don't think she cares. If she did, wouldn't she be comming after me screaming...
Voice: GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES!!!!
*Tarou Suddenly appears*
Happosai: Pantyhose Tarou!
Tarou: I said, give me back my....!
*Notices everyone else there*
Tarou: ...er....CHANGE MY NAME!
Mousse: *In Chinese* What a freak. *Backs away from him*
Shampoo: *In Chinese* That's for sure. *Backs away as well*
Happosai: YOU ALL WISH TO CHALLANGE ME?!
Team Ranma (+ Tarou): Yepyep.
Happosai: Then you shall all suffer! This is the perfect time to test out my newest and greatest attack yet! Prepare yourselves!
*Silence*
Ranma: Last time you promised a "Great" attack, it was only fireworks.
Ryouga: Yeah! We've all beaten you up before with no problem! What makes you think this time will be different?!
Tarou: CHANGE MY NAME,DAMMIT!!!!
*Silence*
Mousse: Welp, Tarou just wrecked that...
Tarou: Shut up, "Ducky"
Ranma: Pasuto Yarou.
Tarou: FEM-BOY!
Happosai: Heh. Enjoy those nick-names while you can...BECAUSE THEY WON'T LAST LONG! Time for the "HAPPO ULTIMATE DESTROYER"!!!
Team Ranma: ....
Happosai: Watch closely....
*Happosai does some Martial-esque moves*
Happosai: HAPPO...ULTIMATE.....DESTROYER!!!
*Sudden jumps at them and flings a liquid from a bottle with Chinese writing on it all over them*
Happosai: HA! Betcha aren't feeling so full of yourselves now!
Team Ranma: ....
Ryouga: What the hell did you just do?
Shampoo: Shampoo no FEEL different...
Ranma: Me Neither.
Mousse: ARE YOU MOCKING US?!
Tarou: Could it be...That this...is Holy water??
*Team Ranma blinks and Stares at Tarou*
Ranma: Uh...
Tarou: WHOO HOO!!! HE'S CHANGED MY NAME!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! HE'S CHANGED MY NAME TO...er,..."SILENCE"! YES! NO LONGER AM I "PANTYHOSE TAROU" , BUT FROM NOW ON I'M "SILENCE!" Oh, Happy day!
*While Tarou was yelling this, he was bouncing up and down like a giddy freak*
Ryouga: Uh...Good for you.
Happosai: Ha! You think I changed your name? Like hell! It's Still "Pantyhose Tarou"!
Tarou: *Stops Bouncing* WHAT?!
Happosai: You soon shall see the real power of the "Happo Ultimate De..."!
*Happosai is beat into a bloody pulp by Team Ranma. Shampoo Grabs his back of "Garments"*
Ranma: Serves you right, Old Freak!
(bloody mass of) Happosai: You're all so mean! You'll see soon enough and you'll regret challanging me! *Runs off.*
Ryouga: We'll see soon enough...?
Ranma: I Wonder what he meant...
*Hours later, at the Tendou Dojo. Ranma and Genma are training with each other in the yard*
Ranma: Come on, Old man! You can do better than this!!!
Akane: Ranma! Are you sure you didn't kill Happosai?
Ranma: Hrm? *Blocks one of Genma's attacks* Yeah, I'm sure. We all saw that old freak scammper off afterwards. I wonder why he threw that weird stuff on us though...
Akane: Well..You know he tries to trick people into fearing him.
Ranma: Yeah...I guess so.
Genma: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Kicks Ranma into the Pond*
Akane: Hey! Mr. Saotome, that was cheap! I was talking to him!
Genma: A true Martial Artist has to be able to defend himself at all times. *Looks at pond* Come on boy! I don't have all day!
*Ranma pulls himself out of the water, only to reveal...*
Ranma: Meow?
*...He's become a cat*
Akane/Genma: WHAT?!
End of Chapter One
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