These are the things the anime characters listed here would never say, but
it's funny to imagine them doing so ^-^ The page is open for suggestions!
Key:
RK: Rurouni Kenshin
SS: Saint Seiya
SM: Sailor Moon
DBZ: er...ya know that one:p
DBGT: Dragon Ball GT
Here is my list:)
Kenshin (RK): Fu** you.
Sanosuke (RK): Don't worry guys, this time lunchs' on me!
Kaoru (RK): I love you Kenshin.
Kenshin (RK): I love you Kaoru.
Battousai (RK): Oro! *smiles sheepishly*
Serena (or Usagi.....SM): Ha! I'm not scared of you! Go away, Tuxedomask! I can
handle this one on my own!
Misao (RK): This is none of my business.
Shishio (RK): Man, it's hot in here!
Yumi (RK): Get away from me, you deep fried freak!!!!
Tomoe (RK): *cries histerically* I'm sooo sorry!!!! I'm just over-emotional!!!
Enishi (RK): Yes, I understand you killed my beloved sister accidentally, Himura-kun, so instead
of carrying out a demented plan for bloody revenge, I have decided to put my soul at rest and
forgive you. It is what any sane person like me would do.
Saitoh (RK): You're right, Sanosuke.
Rei (SM): Wow Serena, you're so smart!
Goku (DBZ): No more please, I'm full.
Kamatari (RK): I don't have time for that, I gotta go pick up my girlfriend.
Piccolo (DBZ): Oh MY Gosh, Goku-san!!! Are you alright??? Can I do anything to help you??!!
Saori (SS): I'm sorry, Tatsumi. I won't be home for dinner. I have a meeting with my Physics Research Group, I am on the brink of discovering a device for creating cold fusion and I also have
to go pick up my Nobel Prize on Science. *plaque on the Nobel Prize reads: smartest person in the
universe.*
Vegeta (DBZ): Please.
Kaoru (RK): Go away Kenshin!!!!!!!
Seiya (SS): Oh Darn, I'm not strong enough. I can't beat that guy. I better give it up.
Chichi (DBZ): Gohan-chan, stop studying and go train with your father and his excellent role-model friends!
Bulma (DBZ): Computers?? What's that?
Hyoga (SS): Mother? Oh yeah, I had a mother once.........I just don't remember her anymore.......I wonder what happened to her???
Shun (SS): Hahahahahahahaha you're gonna die, Mothaf***er!!! Rot in hell!!!!
Ikki (SS): I'm scared!! Help, niisan!!
Broli (DBZ): Hey, I just got my PHD on languages!
Saori (SS): I was thinking...
Goku (DBZ): Fighting?? What's that???
Vegeta (DBZ): I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Trunks (DBZ): Oh SHUT UP MOM!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke (RK): I'm sorry, I can't join you guys for the party tonight. I have a workload to finish by tomorrow.
Soujiro (RK): Kuso!!! Now I'm angry!!!!
Saori (SS): It's okay guys!! I can take care of myself!!
Goku (DBZ): But Gohan, Advanced Trigonometry is so easy! Here, let me show you....
Gohan (DBZ): 2+2=.......... um..........er............Daddy!!! Help me out! It's too hard!
Goku (DBZ): Fishing? Sounds like fun Gohan! Chichi, wanna come?
Saitoh (RK): Ewwwww, look at all the yucky blood!