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if you were so lucky as to witness tony's talents in full bloom on whose line is it anyway, you may have noticed tony's impeccable fashion sense. have you always dreamed to be just like tony? worry not, i have endured extensive research to bring you a step by step fashion guide to becoming just like your idol.
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| why do you suppose tony advised clive anderson ties to shut down? quite simple, really: to push his fashion influence further. you will rarely see tony in a tie, so every bit counts. this particular outfit may serve you in pinnocio impressions. no designer strings attached. |
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tired of the dreary, conventional suits? like to wear your pajamas all day? tony combines both formal and casual preferences to create this wonderful waistcoat and trousers. great for mix and match options! |
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who could forget tony's infamous green velour? the material for this piece is a mix of an old sofa and lionel blair. straight from the thighs of christopher biggins to you, the jacket is a great dust collector! |
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why, tony, your panties are indeed made of fur! and what better way to show them off in the presence of valued guests than wear them atop your trousers! tony is also very fond of his snazzy vest, which is great for layering and blending with colourful wallpaper. |
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one of tony's most recognized pieces are his imaginary underpants. ideal for splitting your trousers on national television, and cruel jokes, not to mention they work like charms with the ladies! |
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nasty cold? siberia-esque weather conditions? royal gathering? no matter, when you own this wonderful head apparel! ideal for appauling hair, or absolute lack thereof. valued, long-time customers include mr.clive anderson. |
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want to go for rock star chic? now you can! introducing this leather ensemble, which can even be appreciated by news reporters in harsh central american conditions. repellant against insects and odor eaters.
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no words can describe this little gem, but it never hurts to try. reccomended for mattress salesmen, joke tellers, and noddy fans. widely reconized as a party hat at childrens parties, and an ideal cover-up for baldness, as some have come to know. |
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do you, too, feel compassion towards bald men? forget wasting the dosh on gifts of rogaine, and instead, sport the official head apparel of the clive anderson appreciation society! one size fits all. |
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do you strongly oppose the above product? do you feel compelled to poke fun at a receiding hairline, but can't find the words? let this lovely headdress perform clive cruelty for you. available ruby red, grass green, and winter white. cheesy, is it? | |
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