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Broken windshield, no reverse
Front tires bald, the rear ones worse
Muffler dragging, bumper bent
I don’t know where my oil cap went
Jumpers start it, brakes won’t stop
Wipers screech and wires pop
I was tired of looking like a fool
So the other day I bought a mule
It may be slow and has no class
hay costs twice as much as gas
but now the cops don’t ride my........