A True story "Grandma wants the purple pistol!" my four year old came to me to say "Whats that again?" I asked her as she turned to leave the room to play She had to re-think the odd request then repeated the statement loud and clear "Grandma wants the purple pistol!" then I watched her turn and disappear I wondered just where Grandma was afraid the mood I'd find her in A purple pistol? What the heck? I looked for Grandma with chagrin She wasn't in the parlor Her bed was made up nice and neat I found her in the bathroom sitting on the seat Her face was down and ashen She wasn't looking well She looked up when she heard me expecting something, I could tell Embarassed now, I told her that I didn't understand what it was she wanted I'd heard it secondhand "What is this purple pistol? I've no idea indeed!" She laughed in spite of how she felt "Its Pepto Bismol that I need!" |
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