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Howdy Long Horns... there is a CACTUS NEWS ALERT coming....CACTUS NEWS FLASH-Saturday's are the Cretins Ball. 12-2 A networking session with our invitation to all southern ontario musicians and musician related businesses.CACTUS NEWS FLASH-Make sure you are in the crowd for BANDANAZA. The Hottest Independent Acts of All Time. Can you tell me how many times my head rolls across the screen? I am giving away $100,000 COW CHIP DOLLARS to the first fool with the answer! COW CHIP DOLLARS HAVE NO CASH VALUE AND MAY BE SPENT FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY! Is the answer 15?
The Smokehaus presents VILE RICHARD on a special Real Video Rebroadcast
THE LEGEND KNOWN AS TEX'S SMOKEHAUS....The Best of Live Canadian Indie
Our showcases are CANADIAN MUSICIAN MAGAZINE APPROVED read a stream come true

Meet Tex-Download Real Video
Tex's SmokeHaus PresentsScrubb McGrubb's Indie Music Festival

Brooklin Ontario Canada(1/2 Hr East of Toronto)
(WEST OF HIGHWAY 7 AND LAKE RIDGE) lenamsterdamshow@hotmail.com.com


All Ages, Saturday's 11 morning Till 7 evening




Now many people ask me what is Tex's Smokehaus.
Some have called it a broken down barn,which i take exception.
Others call it the ultimate party room!

This is an outdoor event, on my farm property, this is not a resturant or WOODSTOCK.

Booking and Live show details, Website updates are handled by
Jackie the Dog Productions lenamsterdamshow@hotmail.com
(INCLUDE CONTACT NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, AND A BRIEF MESSAGE).

Its a BARN BASH, it is a WEB BROADCAST
read THE TORONTO STAR ARTICLE "GET READY TO SURF THE GREAT WIDE WEB TV"

Our showcases started in 99, with many successful broadcasts from Fullerton's Place, Free Times Cafe, The Oasis, Cyber Office Cafe, The Elmocambo, Jon Piper's Sports Bar, The Lovin Oven, The Dungeon, Canucksters,Mickey Finn's, Tex's Smokehaus and more..

We are inviting all our friends, we encourage you to invite yours!


April 20-COMING ATTRACTIONS... LOOK FOR A REBROADCAST OF THE HIGHLIGHTS

Ladies first...Tex presents
Michelle Rasky-Real Audio

Stuart Wilson Smith-Real Audio

Molten Blue-Real Audio,

Brian Cambell-Real Audio

April 27th- BANDANAZA-

May 25

EUCHERE TOURNAMENT 6-9, $20 Per Team Entry Fee. Prizes for Best Players.

The Euchere tournament is being organized by Tex himself!
Avoid disappointment book your team early...yee hah!

Remembering Myrtle Elizabeth
Be sure to get your dove collection card to support Covenant House,
crisis shelters to 41,000 homeless and runaway kids every year.

Convenant House was a favorite charity of Myrtle Dunbar.
We encourage you to donate to this worthy cause.
Convenant House 20 Gerrard Street East, Toronto, Ontario M5B 2P3 416-598-4898 1-800-435-7308

JUNE 22- BANDANAZA-We have moved?

JULY 27-
BANDANAZA

AUGUST 24-
BANDANAZA

We encourage artists to bring their cd's to sell. A special prize for best band banner.
LAWN CHAIRS AND TENTS WELCOME!

Performing Artists are to arrive between 11 am to 12. If you arrive later thats ok. The line-up is determined on a first come first served basis, so if you are the first to arrive you will have the first choice of set times between 11 am to 5pm. 6pm is slotted for the headliner. Due to bogus bookings, acts will not be listed on the bill who have not previously played the smokehaus. One joker out there has spoiled it for everybody.

Our shows are videotaped and rebroadcast on the internet.
Artists are under no obligation to be recorded.
We are under no obligation to record or broadcast the artist.


THERE ARE NO FEES TO THE ARTIST TO PLAY THE SMOKEHAUS

THIS IS A PAYING GIG, ONLY IF YOU
BRING OUT SOME OF YOUR FANS.

All details are listed on this page. Confirmation of your appearance about a week before your appearance is appreciated,
It is not necessary to let us know of a cancellation.

We encourage artists looking for some of their first live performance experience to come on down.
Jammers and walk ins welcome. Everyone who shows to play will get to play. Acts we have broadcast..
font color="RED">GET YOUR TEX'S SMOKEHAUS TICKET HERE
Heh cowpokes, here is an opportunity to make some Tex Dollars. We will pay out $5 for each ticketed person you bring out to the shows! Print the tex ticket or distribute on line. Place the name of your act on the back of the ticket. Pay outs within 30 days. We would like to see all artists get something in return for all their hard work! The main reason you should come out is to have a good time! It is a good chance to network with other artists. If everybody makes an effort to promote this show we will all have a more enjoyable experience.

Arrive early! We reserve the right to alter this schedule and refuse any act,
we feel would be offensive to the general public.

No beer, wine or hard liquor to be brought on the property!

SET LENGTH AND OTHER STUFF
15-30-40 minute sets appropriate. Be flexible. BRING YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT. This includes amps and drums. We will supply a basic PA, sure mic's, misc xlr and 1/4" cabling, microphone stands. Those acts/bands who prefer their own PA system (LOUD IS GOOD) we encourage you to bring it, then you can have total control of your sound. Your choice. We shall assume no responsibility for equipment brought to the shows. This is a public event, so if anything gets damadged or goes amiss, it is entirely your problem. Those who show the most intituative, and friendly attitude, will be granted maximum playing time, and more.

Relax and enjoy the outing. Look forward to making some new friends!

P.S....Bands that make no effort to bring out their own fans, will be dumped from the bill.
We expect you to bring out a minimum of 5 fans for a solo act and 10 for a full band, this way you can cover your expenses and ours as well.

Tex's Indie Picks
Aitimaa-Real Audio
APOGEE RECORDING STUDIO-Real Audio
The Best of Hayden
The Cretins
BURNIN HUES-Real Audio
Tony Jeffrey-Real Audio
Trish Bentley-Real Audio
Host A Jam-Real Audio
MAX EFFORT-Real Audio

The Pepper Scott Show
The Rockness Monsters
Nathan's Flat Live at Jon Pipers Sports Bar
Priya Thomas Live at THE ELMOCAMBO
Randy O'Brian-Real Audio
Uncle Seth-Real Audio
THE BLOB THING-Real Audio


FEATURED MP3

The Cretins-"No Lonely Guy"

Moe Cascanette-"Goin Down"


ANDREW WALTERS-"Real Video Download"
a rumour persists that Andrew Walters may make an appearance!

Here is another local favoriteLenore-Real Video. Lenore puts on a great show. She has a great sense of humour and there is a real depth to her lyrics. We understand she has just released her 2nd CD. Can't wait to hear her new material. TEX'S ART SHOW-We are now accepting submissions for displays of artwork.
Moazzam-"Real Video Download"


We are now booking our summer series concerts. Bring your cd and press kit to any of our shows.
TEX'S SMOKEHAUS TELEVISION FEED-CABLE CONNECTION REQUIRED
TEX'S SMOKEHAUS RADIO FEED

Be sure to ask me how to stream your band on TEX TV
Come on out for our open mic! dancers, comics, We Book Em All! One or multiple 1/2 hour sets available.




Local Durham and GTA Media Contacts

We also suggest artists contact RODGER'S COMMUNITY TELEVISION-DURHAM
producer Greg Rist, gregrist@rogers.com
We have found Greg to be a real supporter of the indie music scene.
ROGERS TELEVISION have been to our gigs. Just ask they could come to yours.

SHAW TELEVISION has featured our showcasing efforts

CUIT FM Public Service Announcements: Email: psa@ciut.fm

Trent Radio 715 George Street North Peterborough, Ontario CANADA K9H 3T2 studio line (705) 748 4761

and especially for our country artists www.KX96.com pete@kx96.fm