Education

Raised by subarctic gnomes and trained to be a sexy crime fighter, or something like that that makes more sense.

Flavor

Quite simply put, I am delicious. Do you like yummy food? I'm yummier.

Experience

I like to watch puppies burn.
I started my very own fan club for myself (soon to be online). Soon generally means never.

Affiliations/Awards

Acting Kitten Destroyers of America President (Perhaps I will go public with this club).
Voted sexiest me in the world.
Twelve-time world champion at throwing gerbils into fans (no one will ever touch this record baby).


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