Why can't we all crawl in a hole with a pillow and music and just sleep the days away.
Why do we always say 'it tastes like chicken.' Why couldn't it be something like 'it tastes like frog legs.' They have the exact same tastes as each other, and yet we always seem to say 'it tastes like chicken.' I bet if we dressed pork chops up enough in some sort of sauce it would eventually tastes like chicken. Does anyone else wonder about this?
"The Supreme irony of life is that few get out of it alive."- Robert Heinlein
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." (Akira Kurosawa)
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten thinner?" (George Price)
"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy because Kansas is going bye-bye." ~Cypher *The Matrix*
"Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson." ~The Agent *The Matrix*
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
"It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." - Mae West, I'm No Angel
"Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're get." ~Forrest Gump
"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks." ~Forrest Gump
"… Not too shabby! " ~Adam Sandler
"Smell the coffee, not the pot!" ~Ariana
"Men are like lava lamps, nice and fun to look at, but not too bright."
"Stupid is as stupid does." ~Forrest Gump
"Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt" ~ Carmen Electra
"If you encourage a child reading, he or her will pass literacy exams." - George Bush, Jr.
"I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel." --Carrie Fisher
"Wait! I just remembered something! You're annoying and my legs work!" ~ Unknown
"When on the ladder of success, don't let the boys look up your skirt!"
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
"He was guilty only of stupidity." - - Sam Waterson
"Truth is not always popular, but it is always right."
"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich"
"People who say 'I told you so!' are whining."
"Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago." --Robert A. Heinlein (and it's the truth!)
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." --William Wallace; from Braveheart
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date."
--William Shakespeare
" To thine own self, be true." - Shakespeare
"For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come." - Hamlet