Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention? - Bianca, 10 Things
"Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
"Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30." - Kat, Mr. Stratford, 10 Things
I know you can be under whelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? - 10 Things, Chastity
Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again? - Bianca
I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'! - Mr. Stratford
Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic, misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers. - Kat
You're not as vile as I thought you were. - Kat
Remove head from sphincter, then drive! - Kat
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.-Kat
You don't always have to be what they want you to be.- Kat
I happen to like being adored, thank you!-Bianca
~Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"?
~What, as opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"? -Bianca, Kat
My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy. -Kat
See, who needs affection when I have blind hatred? - Pat
Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.-Pat
Excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking when you don't have a liver?- Michael
Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.- Pat
~So, I hear you've been terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
~ Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. -Ms. Perky, Kat
Someday, you gonna get slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.-Mr. Morgan
Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?- Loser
I know how difficult it must be to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. -Mr. Morgan
What's a Bogey Lowenstein?-Mr. Stratford
~You can't just buy me a guitar every time you mess up, you know.
~I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.-Kat, Pat
You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.-Mr. Stratford
~ But she is a mutant! What if she never dates?
~ Then you'll never date... Oh, I like that.-Bianca, Mr. Stratford
~ We'd be making a statement.
~ Oh goody, something new and different for us!-Kat, Mandela
Unless she beat you I don't wanna know about it!-Mr. Morgan
I got the scoop: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote. -Michael
"So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and listen to chicks who can't play their instruments right?"-Pat