In honor of the upcoming RPW PPV, One Night Knockoff, the arena janitors removed the trash can lid formerly known as the Hardcore Championship, and gave it to RPW officials to put on display in the arena lobby. While fans may rejoice this move, workers at the facility do not, as the open trashcan has brought with it a breeding ground for pests of all forms and a foul stench in the air. One employee was overheard saying, "I think we can get some fresh air in the bathroom."
In other news Gnome will be unable to attend ONK, after being shot in the back with a tranq and being shaved bald while entering his home this past Thursday. All police have to go on thus far is a neighbor reporting that she heard loud "Woooooooooo's" coming from next door.
Announcers on One Night Knockoff
Pox: After a night like we just had, you can't help but wanna shower the rest of the evening. My god that was a brutal night to be remembered by millions of sick headed bastards across the world.
Imp: What the hell are you talking about Pox, I thought that was some of the most boring and unentertaining shit I've ever seen. I know there's womens matches out there that are better, and they're not even men Pox!
Pox: Never would of known unless you shared right there Imp.
Imp: And what a weak debut for Kid O. He might as well have debuted at a house show.
Pox: Which one of these turns off his microphone again?
Imp: No, no hear me out Pox.
Pox: O right, the one I labled deaf retard.
Imp: ............
Pox: Yup, that's better. And who is this Peak that we heard of.
Imp: Maybe someone's building a mountain in RPW!
Pox: Who told him how these things work!?