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"Ferret Face"
Frank Marion Burns
About Frank
Frank's character also appeared in the movie, but he was taken away early on so hardly anything is known about him.  This profile is only on the character from the show.
Full Name: Frank Marion Burns

Rank: Major

Nickname: Ferret Face, supposedly  he got this nickname because the actor who played him (Larry Linville) mentioned that he used to be called "Ferret Face" and they decided they should use that nickname on the show

Hometown: Fort Wayne, Indiana

Parents: unknown

Siblings: brother possibly

Spouse: Louise

Children: three daughters

Hair Color: dark brown

Eye Color: blue

Height: about 5'11"

Actor who portrayed him: Larry Linville (sadly he died on April 10th, 2000)


Profession: Surgeon/Doctor (he was commanding officer for a short while until Col. Potter came)

Biography: Frank was an annoying and self-centered character.  He was the butt of most of the characters jokes and almost everyone hated him.  He was in love with Margaret and he went crazy when she got married (he got promoted though).  He never liked his wife and was a complete army nut.  He went AWOL after Margaret got married. Frank was around for the first five seasons.
Larry Linville
Frank's Quotes