Frank's Quotes
"I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who
are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky
few who just happen to get shot."

Henry: "Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty!"

(To an empty bar) “Drinks are on me everyone!!”

"Maybe you'd know more about what was going on in this camp, if you weren't so busy
redecorating latrines."

"Stop laughing without me."

"We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of us at the rear"

"Spontaneity has its time and its place."

"It's nice to be nice... to the nice."

Frank: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank.

"Apples don't grow on trees, you know!"

Frank: "Get me out of here you animals!"
Hawk: "Out of where Frank?"
Frank: "I'm boxed in!"
Hawk: "We all feel that way at times Frank."

"Unless we all conform, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free."

Potter: Can't you see he's just trying to boost morale.
Frank: There's nothing wrong with my morale. I love it here.
Potter: Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to decide which one.

Frank: "I didn't come here to be liked."
Radar: "You certainly came to the right place, sir."
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