Full name: Maxwell Q. Klinger
Rank: Corporal (later promoted to Sergeant
Hometown: Toledo, Ohio
Parents: Amos Klinger (father)
Siblings: Yvonne (sister), Hakim (fake brother), Maurice (fake brother)
Other Relatives: Abdul (uncle), Jake (uncle), Bob (uncle), Gus (uncle), Zeke (uncle), Zack (uncle), Hassan the Enforcer (cousin), Fatima (cousin), #7199199 (uncle, he's in prison and that is his number), Ahmed (uncle), Amir Abdullah (uncle), Num Num (cousin), Mustafah (uncle), Harry (uncle), Habib (uncle)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Actor Who Portrayed him: Jamie Farr
Spouses: Laverne Esposito and Soon-Lee (seems like all the women from Korea are named Soon-Lee)
Height: about 5'8"
Biography: Klinger was the most eccentric character on MASH. He was always wearing women's clothing so he could get discharged for being insane. Though he was never discharged, he continued to wear the clothing anyway. He was totally attached to his hometown and was always talking about it. His family was known for trying to impersonate women to get out of war. Klinger lasted all eleven seasons and proved to be one of the funniest and craziest characters on MASH. |