| Klinger's Quotes |
| "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up." "See, Unc', it's no wonder I never got a Section Eight. There's nothing special about me. Everyone here is crazy." Henry: "Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant" Potter: "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." "Who put gasoline in my gasoline?!" |
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