Who lives in Nebraska? That's the real question! I guess it's not as bad as West Virginia though. If you want to get rid of Pepsi machines, I have the perfect plan. We at the UCCS took all the Pepsi machines we could find and dumped them in the river. We called it "Operation Ex-Lax", mostly because Pepsi and crap have a lot in common, like the smell and taste. To avoid being arrested by the imperialists we dressed up as trees, but you might want to try something that fits your area better, like corn or dirt or something. If that doesn't work you'll have to attach a small explosive device to the Pepsi machines and detonate them.
Death to Pepsi
Evil Bob
Please don't hurt me! I just want to ask a question! In my school we used to have Coke machines that were $1 for a delicious coke. But now we have Pepsi machines which charge $1.25 for a product that tastes like camel spit! What should I do?
Francis Hucklemuffins
Lincoln, Nebraska