(italian) Que una mellanzana nel tu a bofi- there is an eggplant in your mustache
(italian) me nari esplodere con ecctazianio- my nostrils explode with excitement
(italian) signora Richards a un bofi formidiable- Ms. Richards has a moldy mustache
(italian) Il che ete il te vello- Have you swallowed your brains?
(German) Ich bedauere, dass mein ohr ihren auschreiber ass- I'm sorry that my ear ate your marker