Why We Fight For Alaska

This is the flag we shall carry into battle

In Chugiak, Pepsi has planted their vending machines of death.  They replace the excellent Coca-Cola machines and have proceeded to extort the public.  Pepsi is now the only soda available in Chugiak and as such Pepsi is free to charge however much it likes, since it is the only soda available.  Pepsi costs 25% more than Coca-Cola and is a worse product, but people don't have a choice.  And so we march to war, to defend the rights of the people and to bring back the great beverage, Coca-Cola.

Where else but Alaska can you go camping in a landfill?

This is a sample of what destruction happened to the high school after Pepsi moved in.

Welcome to Fairbanks!

Like the Sons of Liberty, we shall have the Eagle River Tea Party, where we shall dump the Pepsi into the river.

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