(22:14:20) TRiN: (22:13:18) junk: i thought this might be better so the delightful gnome doesnt have to suffer any of my pantomine dame like posts -warm smile-
(22:14:25) eh says to Dotz: ah
(22:15:04) junk: haha you learned how to highlight TRiN ? bRAVO -s-
(22:15:20 SignOff) BIG BLUE leaves Best Of British
(22:15:23) Spillage!: THat's him....Pete *ophile*Thownsend
(22:15:52) TRiN says to junk: No. I was merely posting for the benefit of those who hadn't

(22:16:09) Spillage!: (22:15:04) junk: SUck my cock everyone.
(22:16:16) Spillage!: GIGGLE
(22:16:16) junk: lol !
(22:16:19) eh: lol
(22:16:30) Dotz says to Spillage!: thank you, but no!
(22:16:31) junk: oh spilll you are saucy
(22:16:43) Gnome: dotz, bless her
(22:16:50) Spillage! says to Dotz:
(22:16:09) Spillage!: (22:15:04) junk: SUck my cock everyone
(22:17:04) eh: wonders if she gets it now lol
(22:17:09) V.I.: *prepared to laugh*
(22:17:16) junk: is Dotz a woman ?
(22:17:18) Dotz says to Gnome: you called?
(22:17:23) Spillage!: (22:16:31) junk: oh spilll you're just a bunch of Goddamn motherfuckers!
(22:17:47) junk: *mutters*
(22:17:48) Dotz says to eh: took a while
(22:17:49) junk: hehe
(22:17:56) Gnome: dont think so eh

(22:18:43) Spillage!: (22:17:18) Dotz says to Gnome: How was that new patio treatment cream I sold you on THursday? You bunch of Goddamn motherfucking skinks?
(22:18:49) Dotz: well, isn't this fun tonight?
(22:19:01) eh: lmao
(22:19:03) Gnome changes names and will henceforth be known as The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome
(22:19:05) Spillage!: ;)
(22:19:11) Lodge: skink, i like
(22:19:13) TRiN says to Dotz: Bit quieter than usual...
(22:19:23) TRiN says to The Thoroughly Delightful Gn...: Where's your lass tonight then?
(22:19:34) eh says to TRiN: which can be a good thing too
(22:19:44) junk changes names and will henceforth be known as junk
(22:19:47) Dotz says to TRiN: yes, it IS a lot quieter, but still as crap as ever...lmao
(22:19:48) TRiN says to eh: Aye, it went off a bit last night like
(22:19:57) eh says to TRiN: did it? oh lol
(22:20:10) TRiN says to eh: You were here...

(22:20:10) Spillage!: (22:19:11) Lodge: You Goddamn motherfucking skink bastard limey fucking skink skinking skinks with inky wigs on!
(22:20:18) eh says to TRiN: must have blonked
(22:20:20) Lodge: shes up the cairo pass getting to grips with a garry glitter with a cock 3 times the size of her threatening to split her
(22:20:23) eh says to TRiN: blinked too lol
(22:20:29) 6' under says to The Thoroughly Delightful Gn...: thats over the top
(22:20:39) junk: wasnt inky wigs a charactor from the christmas carol ?
(22:20:47) Lodge says to Spillage!: 'quink'
(22:20:57) TRiN: Fizzy Wigs
(22:21:03) junk: hahah oh
(22:21:06) junk: doh
(22:21:14) junk: :)
(22:21:15) Lodge: umm, yeh
(22:21:21) Spillage!: No, that was the India rubber man who lived with the burning bitch from Harrogate
(22:21:33) junk: lol
(22:21:34) Dotz says to TRiN: oh, BTW, i bought some jam tarts, would you like one?
(22:21:47) TRiN says to Dotz: No thanks. I had enough last night
(22:21:50) TRiN says to Dotz: *S*
(22:21:56) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: bitch never told me she had a sideline
(22:21:58) Lodge: its too civilised in here
(22:22:17) Lodge: have a scone, have a fucking tart.....blah
(22:22:25) eh: well someone else can liven things up tonight, it always has to be me lol

(22:22:26) Spillage!: (22:21:33) junk: lol...I just chainsawed my motherfucking wife's cunt off and ate her best friend in front of her kids and parents! Skinking motherfucking skinks!
(22:22:34) Lodge: have a wank and live.......
(22:22:34) junk: *blush*
(22:22:43) Lodge: pmsl
(22:22:48) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: wank and let die
(22:22:50) Dotz: *wasn't offering them to everyone around the room*
(22:22:56) eh: knew that junk was a bad one lol
(22:23:09) junk: gosh... i am glad i dont know this junk person
(22:23:11) Dotz says to TRiN: oh, ok then, just thought i'd repay your kindness from last night! ;)
(22:23:16) junk: wait...
(22:23:18) V.I. says to eh: one what's the question
(22:23:31) TRiN says to Dotz: It's so noted lol
(22:23:39) eh says to V.I.: him/her chainsawing thingie
(22:23:45) V.I. says to eh: heh

(22:24:09 §) Lodge PRIVATELY whispers to Spillage!: im still howling @ muthafucking cunt off
(22:24:13) junk says to Spillage!: *KICKS* THATS GROSS YOU BIG OLD MONKEY !!!!I WOULD NEVER GET MARRIED
(22:24:21) Dotz says to TRiN: oh, noted? Do you a have a notebook on the ppl you chat to then?! lol
(22:24:37) Lodge says to The Thoroughly Delightful Gn...: cheers cunto, swaps cake thingy for foreskin

(22:24:38) Spillage!: (22:22:50) Dotz: I want to take everyone in this room out! OUT! I mean Goddamn motherfucking out! You know what I mean? WIth an Ouzi 9 motherfucker! Skinking bitch trading dead! Bastard Kinky Skinks with motherfucking limey badass skink!!!!! Skinks
(22:25:00) eh: pmsl
(22:25:14) Dotz says to Spillage!: it's an UZI sweetie ;)
(22:34:07) Lodge: no
(22:34:09) V.I. says to The Thoroughly Delightful Gn...: spectacularly
(22:34:19) Spillage!: (22:32:09) Dotz says to The Thoroughly Delightful Gn...: Fuck you! Mother fucker! Fuck your ass! Goddamn Motherfucking skink! Fuck you! I'll take you to town with my
UZI Internationally acclaimed ass wiping motherfucking pussy peeling sonofabitch gun motherfucking skink!
(22:34:24) V.I. says to eh: you should be thankful
(22:34:39) Lodge: loooooooooooooooooooool
(22:38:04) junk says to V.I.: in america.. what do they measure things in ?
(22:38:14) junk says to V.I.: not cm and mm right ?
(22:38:22) eh: same as in the UK innit?
(22:38:39) Spillage!: (22:36:50) eh: And you can all die horribly you sisterfucking Uzi eating pieces of goddamn shit! Fuck my ass you goddam badass skink bastards with your fucking teas and custard! Fuck you! You had to fucking talk talk talk you whining bastard limp fucking fanny roasting cunts! SKink my eye you baddass puff!
(22:38:44) junk says to V.I.: metres ?
(22:38:46) V.I. says to junk: both english and metric
(22:38:56) eh: lmao
(22:38:58) junk says to V.I.: litres and hands ?
(22:38:59) V.I. says to junk: distance in miles - like u
(22:39:30) V.I. says to junk: not stones
(22:39:41) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: michael jackson is dead
(22:39:46) Everyone says to The Thoroughly Delightful...: FUCK OFF!
(22:39:48) V.I. says to junk: no
(22:39:50 §) Lodge PRIVATELY whispers to Spillage!: they just get better n better
(22:42:42) junk says to V.I.: there are 100 cents in a dolla ?
(22:42:43) eh: ah

(22:42:52) V.I. says to junk: yup
(22:42:54) junk says to V.I.: how many nickles are in a dolla ?

(22:42:55) Spillage!: (22:40:38) V.I. says to junk: We say "Fuck your european motherfucking asswiping shit! Fuck your stones! Fuck your kilometres! Fuck your millimetres and glans! We fuck your centimeters and gasometers! It's motherfucking GASOLENE and EXXON! Fuck your Nazi ESSO! Uzi this your limey skink sucking old ladies anorak cumstain bastard cock gobbling Croydon facelifted bastard sonofagun cunts!!!
(22:43:06) V.I. says to junk: 100/5
(22:43:07) eh says to junk: so that means theres 500 cents in 5 dolla
(22:43:12) junk: Spillage !!! Thats so rude !
(22:43:16) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: why are michael jackson's pants so small? because they arent his
(22:43:26) V.I. says to junk: what spill said
(22:43:32) junk: lol
(22:43:45 SignOn) kev enters Best Of British(22:43:54) Lodge says to Spillage!: loooooool, im spazzing meself
23:00:08) V.I.: that would be too easy
(23:00:10) junk: i can eat 2 raisins without being sick now. .

(23:00:19) Spillage!: (22:58:59) eh: big mofo black bitch sidling up to an Italian couple saying "Uh uh !OHMYGAAAWD Motherfuckerrrr!!! uh! I UZId the mothafuckas goddamn ass! BIAAAARTCH!!!! Skink me mothafuckhaaaa! Too right! S'all good!
(23:00:21) V.I.: loves raisens
(23:00:23) junk: i am building up immmmunity
(23:00:33) junk: you look like the raisin type VI
(23:00:40) V.I.: *s*
(23:00:42) eh: pmsl, wondered why spill was bein quiet lol

(23:00:54) Lodge:: BIAAAARTCH!!!! .........hahahahahahahaha(23:02:57) V.I.: we need a wankin award
(23:03:02) Spillage!: (23:01:41) H: Fuck yous mothafucking skink bastards! Leave the fucking room you motherfucking asswipes! Drive by shooting ass! Ass! Skink Bandicoot fucker! Puff!
(23:03:04 SignOn) J@έΡΛ - enters Best Of British
(23:03:13) eh: lol
(23:03:13) V.I.: haha
(23:05:50) J@έΡΛ -: why have junk n spill got same font?
(23:05:54) J@έΡΛ -: ty G
(23:05:55) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: thems cocksucking lips them are
(23:05:56) eh: i aint had a drink in 2 weeks :( tis bad
(23:05:59) J@έΡΛ -: nods
(23:06:05) V.I.: they are queer for oneanther
(23:06:12) Spillage! says to J@έΡΛ -: And H
(23:06:25) J@έΡΛ -: H had it first tho
(23:06:25) V.I. says to eh: shame
(23:06:26) eh: everyone has the same font and color to me
(23:06:34 SignOff) junk leaves Best Of British
(23:06:38) V.I. says to eh: ur liver's gunna go on strike
(23:06:41) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: i invented font colors
(23:06:46) The Thoroughly Delightful Gnome: in the pit

(23:06:51) Spillage!: (23:06:05) V.I.: Cuz they have! Mothafucker! Fuck you! Welsh motherfucking skink bastard ho!
(23:06:56) eh says to V.I.: it did the first few days
(23:07:05) J@έΡΛ - says to V.I.: OI
(23:07:16) V.I. says to J@έΡΛ -: lies, all lies
(23:07:16) eh: lmao23:19:57) J@έΡΛ - says to Lodge: love you lodge xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(23:20:05) J@έΡΛ - grabs Lodge and kisses them : lots n lots n lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(23:19:30) Lodge says to Spillage!: insult jayne forrus, im busy....ta


(23:18:40) J@έΡΛ -: Lodge...shut the mothafucking fuck up you asswiping skink fucker! Wipe my drive by shooting ass! Motha fucking cunt bastard UZI loving 9mm biaaartch licking droopy eyed skink goddamnit darn loose hem!

(23:30:34 SignOff)  †..ίrat..†  leaves Best Of British
(23:30:44 SignOn) junk enters Best Of British

(23:31:14) Spillage!: (23:28:40) ~Purps~ says to eh: Fuck you! Sister fucking motha fucka! Who you lookin at eh? Who tha fuck you lookin at?? Fuck you goddamn ass! Asswiping skink fucking ass! Baddass! Motha fucka! UZI 9 mm motha! Biaaartch! Fawcet! Puff!
(23:31:22) eh: lmao
(23:31:39) ~Purps~": -flexes muscles-
(23:32:08) Lodge says to Spillage!: eh shuffles womans weekly and adjusts hemline.......
(23:32:11) Spillage! says to junk: Al do it termorrer mert.
(23:32:23) ~Purps~" says to V.I.: hiya Vi..you ok?
(23:32:44) Spillage! says to Lodge: I mean you! lol
(23:32:47) V.I. says to ~Purps~: yeah, workin on shit - but prepared to laugh if anything funny happens *g*
(23:33:03) Spillage! says to V.I.: Are you an orange fly?
(23:33:09) Spillage! says to V.I.: Working on shit.
(23:33:11) ~Purps~" says to V.I.: ewwwwwwww aint that kinda messy and smelly?
(23:33:24) Spillage! says to ~Purps~: Beat ya! lol!
(23:33:31) V.I. says to Spillage!: nay, i'm a tangerine wasp
(23:33:42) eh: aint they big mofo's?
(23:33:48) Spillage! says to V.I.: Vespa vulgaris or gemanicus?
(23:33:55) junk says to ~Purps~: hi..
(23:34:04) Spillage! says to V.I.: Or simply Vespa vespa
(23:34:20) V.I.: i do all kinds, spill
(23:34:20) eh: reminds me of the jamie oliver ads eeewww
(23:34:21) Lodge: lesbian giganticus
(23:34:29) ~Purps~ says to junk: ello junkie x
(23:34:39) V.I.: big shriveled ones
(23:34:47) Spillage!: Lesbo lippus irregularis
(23:35:09) Spillage!: Frottagus homis toilet
(23:35:13) V.I.: ay, junkster - ya jus couldn't stay away from us, could ya
(23:35:29) junk: nod
(23:35:29) bert: i just had to blush at this post,bert PRIVATELY whispers to bert: your so hot big guy,
(23:35:39) Spillage!: derrierre severus angstus boybum
(23:35:53) V.I.: that's the one, spill
(23:35:53 SignOn) paul CA(M) enters Best Of British
(23:35:55) Lodge says to Spillage!: hangging basket formal jacket highted roller curler bum my guinea pig its a pearler
(23:36:00) eh: lmao, dont wanna know who it was for then bert
(23:36:02) paul CA(M): hey room
(23:36:09) Spillage!: garrus glittus cum boy charm necklace
(23:36:18) V.I.: even, better
(23:38:06) Lodge: it passed it sell by date in 1978

(23:38:12) Spillage!: (23:36:02) paul CA(M): Goddam limey motha fuckers! Kiss my ass you skink sucking UZI loving bastard asswiping puffs! Suck me pussy walls til the cave in like! Ass!
(23:38:19 SignOn) hardon enters Best Of British
(23:38:31 SignOn) Rob-UK enters Best Of British
(23:38:32) paul CA(M): yea..........good 1
(23:38:44 SignOff) Rob-UK leaves Best Of British
(23:38:53) V.I. says to paul CA(M): that was rude
(23:40:29) bert: i allways wondered what forbidden looked like, i aint going out with that

(23:41:10 §) Lodge PRIVATELY whispers to Spillage!: (23:36:02) paul CA(M): Goddam limey motha fuckers! Kiss my ass you skink sucking UZI loving bastard asswiping puffs! Suck me pussy walls til the cave in like! Ass! Bum stretchin carpet raking Uzi snot goddam circus trail slugslime skink fucking cumbath!
(23:41:12) V.I.: she doesn't look that good
(23:42:22) Spillage!: (23:33:16) Lodge: I say....Take your Godforsaken mits off my territory, you brazenly husky, dirt trodden traveller without any preconceived ideas of cleansliness or Religion: and excuse yourself as you retire from the premices. You ought to be ashamed. You no good scoundrlil! Bottoms!
(23:42:47) eh: how come that last one didnt have 'UZI' in it?
(23:42:58) eh: or BIAAAAAAAAATTTTTTCCCHHHHHHH
(23:43:00) V.I. says to Lodge: who were ya addressin there?
(23:43:52) Lodge: Goddam wig wearing skink sharing muthasquonking sandal shagger poo hole
(23:44:26) V.I. says to eh: he must be talkin to u

(23:44:33) Spillage!: (23:33:16) Lodge: I say....Take your Godforsaken mits off my territory, you brazenly husky, dirt trodden traveller without any preconceived ideas of cleansliness or Religion: and excuse yourself as you retire from the premices. You ought to be ashamed. With your Atomatic gas driven machine guns from Soviet sources, with nine millimetre ammunition!You no good scoundrlil! Bottoms!
(23:45:31) Lodge: im smashed
(23:50:20) Spillage! says to eh: Aye lol!
(23:50:22) eh says to Spillage!: lol
(23:50:37) bert: is that a porn film?
(23:50:46) Spillage!: Users who direct messages at you will now be notified that you are away from your terminal and told "Licking a wasp out of Vanessa Redgrave's Dad's cunt lining whilst worshipping Jayne's heart valve.".
(23:50:55) Lodge: its about submarines n that

(23:52:31) Spillage!: I like the James Bond movie where that fat jap has a flat cap off of Fred Dibnah lined with a Go-Cat tin lid!
(23:52:53) Spillage!: And throws it like a frizbee and they all play with it

(00:03:17) Spillage!: (00:01:08) Emma says to eh : Fuck you! Motha fuckin asswipe! Fuck my ass! You limey no good sonofabiaaartch! Skink Uzi 9mm Motha fucking PCP Angel dust snorting mothafucker! Asswipe baddass puff shirtlifter thannors!
(00:03:23) eh: lol
(00:03:43) ~Purps~": lol@thannors(00:05:16) Lodge says to Spillage!: pmsl, .......thannorz, on the end...
.JUSTFUCKINGKILLEDME...(00:18:16) Emma says to eh: did you miss her ...lol(00:16:23) Lodge: but left the following message
(00:16:25) eh: would be nice
(00:16:38) Lodge: i think spill has it somewhere


(00:18:23) Spillage!: (22:33:45) Forbidden NOT: Fuck you! Motha fuckin Skinks! Fuck your asses! Goddamn ass wipe drive by shootin ass! Triple wax ass! Quadruple trouble ass! Five juicy asses lined up on death row ass skink motha fucka! Puff!!!
(00:20:34) Brits suck cocks says to Spillage!: cocksucker!
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