(22:15:17) SPILLAGERS!! says to eh: (22:12:52) eh: Chinese home cooking style motha fuckah asswiping baddass sonnovagun biartching skink tabboo and ice skink!

(22:15:33) eh: UZI!!!!!!!!

(22:18:56) SPILLAGERS!! says to eh: U Z I!!

(22:23:17) SPILLAGERS!!: (22:21:06) eh says to Genie: it gets completely motha fuckin UZI sucking cock ass wiping badd ass skink polar dealership mothafucking sale of the century asswipe biaaartch goddamn it Phillipa!

(22:29:22) SPILLAGERS!!: (22:21:06) eh says to Genie: OH MY GOOOOOOAAAWWWDDD>>>>>>UZI my mothafuckin Tupperware an fix those Goddamm commie bastard puffs

(23:51:07) SPILLAGERS!!: (23:48:26) V.I. says to eh: Motha fuckin baddass sonnovabiartch skink The Bill episode #231 ass wiping(UZI9mm motha care cock suckin nigga gangsta rappin sugar puff coated bastard wanker missus ...he's in your garden sonnovagun!

(23:51:24) eh: asda will be next lol

(23:54:20) SPILLAGERS!!: (23:50:40) stupid girl: You motha fuckin asswipin periodic timetable sonnovabiaartch skink Texas instruments baddass foxy motha fuckin whole bunch of asswiping Sainsburys...taking the arse out of kick cheeky motha fucking UZI9mmPuff bastard cock!

(00:00:04) SPILLAGERS!!: (23:56:00) stupid girl: I absolutely adore Spill....He is my saviour! My God! My true true God! He is the bestest ever person! I worship him! I fear to tread in his very footsteps as I might step in his unimaginable gorgeousness and attributes which make him THE BEST SHAG and that ever!

(01:03:53) «Forbidden» says to eh: night darling xxx
(01:04:01) eh says to «Forbidden»: fuck off
(01:04:04 SignOff) «Forbidden» goes to bed
(01:04:12)  Lord DooDah says to eh: harsh *L*
(01:04:26) eh: wow, why dont she do it when i tell her to earlier? lol
(01:04:30) poo makes a toast to everyone: ***** is homosexual ewwwwwwwww
(01:04:39) eh: ***** gone poo
(01:04:79) Spillage! says to eh: NO! Look at the time! It is 01:06 not 00! nut
(01:04:90) Spillage! says to eh: lol
(01:05:01) eh: ye, but my timestamps are an hour behind
(01:05:07) poo makes a toast to everyone: he's gone to the gay bar
(01:05:13) eh: lol
(01:05:123) Spillage! says to eh: My timestamps are illegal
(01:05:28)  Lord DooDah says to poo: i can take your homo jokes if you like, i'm quite used to it *G*
(01:05:33) poo makes a toast to everyone: my farts are illegal
(fuck:cunt:blossom) Spillage! says to eh: (fuck:cunt:blossom)
(01:05:46) eh: (00:00:00 SignOff) Jim Dandy leaves Best Of British
(01:05:58) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: have you ever farted in bed with a bitch?
(01:06:00) eh: i've never had a (00:00:00) ......:(
(01:06:15)  Lord DooDah says to poo: nope, i dont let the dog on the bed..
(01:06:95) Spillage! says to eh: (27:09:68) Manholes enters Best of British
(01:06:31) eh: lol
(01:06:34) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: what about a slut, bitch whore?
(01:07:02)  Lord DooDah says to poo: i have never been that lucky *sighs*
(01:07:75) Spillage! says to Blonders: You're PMing someone about scat aren't you?
(01:07:28) poo makes a toast to Blonders: stop PMing me
(01:07:89) Spillage! says to Blonders: lol@"vomplay"
(01:07:29)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: aint we all?
(01:07:48) poo makes a toast to Blonders: I like to do it in public it turns be on with others watching
(01:07:120) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:08:00)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: i saw a jap vomplay vid.. once i still carry the scars..
(01:08:05) Blonders says to Spillage!: *punch*
(01:08:72) Spillage! says to eh: Look at the fucking moon!
(01:08:80) Spillage! says to Blonders: *hurts*
(01:08:29) eh: looks in mirror
(01:08:33) Blonders says to Spillage!: heh
(01:08:98) Spillage! says to eh: It's shagging a star!
(01:08:47) eh: dirty moon!
(01:09:01) poo makes a toast to Blonders: have you ever done a fanny fart whilst being fucked?
(01:09:71) Spillage! says to eh: Filthy lunar object!
(01:09:89) Spillage! says to eh: Disgusting aerial mass!
(01:09:35) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: ever smell a fanny fart?
(01:09:44) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: WMD
(01:09:90) Spillage! says to eh: Illegal Selinic monstrosity!
(01:09:54) Blonders says to poo: Only when it's a massive cock *nods*
(01:09:56) eh: lol
(01:10:02 SignOn) G enters Best Of British
(01:10:13) poo makes a toast to Blonders: that rules all of us out then
(01:10:23) Blonders says to poo: Thought as much
(01:10:76) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:10:32) poo makes a toast to Blonders: we all have small ones
(01:10:97) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:10:44)  Lord DooDah says to poo: shouldn't you be in bed? oh.. it aint a school night is it.. *L* (but yes they smell of fannys and warm air)
(01:10:45) eh: twice lol
(01:10:63) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:11:00) poo makes a toast to Blonders: spillage stands a foot closer to the pisser than me
(01:11:01) eh: lol
(01:11:80) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:11:26) G changes names and will henceforth be known as Genie
(01:11:27) eh: omg, spill has found a line that he likes lmao
(01:11:27) poo makes a toast to Blonders: his friends call him acorn
(01:11:35) eh: ello Genie :)
(01:11:96) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:11:40) Genie: hiya hun =)
(01:11:44)  Lord DooDah says to eh: i like it too, it's sorta sexy..
(01:11:52) Blonders says to poo: lol
(01:11:57) eh says to Lord DooDah: i bet u do too
(01:12:65) Spillage! says to Genie: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:12:06) poo makes a toast to Genie: have you cum today?
(01:12:46) Genie says to poo: hmmm *thinks* well not TODAy as it's now sunday but yesterday i did and the day before, and before that *l*
(01:12:88) Spillage!: I don't have to defend my cock. It can defend itself.
(01:13:10)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:13:25) Spillage!: the AA feature it on their road map
(01:13:61) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: lmao!
(01:13:32) poo makes a toast to Genie: we've all been having a mass debate in here tonight
(01:13:41) Genie says to poo: about cumming?
(01:13:78) Spillage! says to Genie: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:13:49)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: it sounds better from me having my gay colours and all..
(01:13:50) poo makes a toast to Genie: and cumming
(01:14:68) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:16)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: ha ha ha
(01:14:31) poo makes a toast to Genie: eh has a huge cock
(01:14:93 §) Spillage! PRIVATELY whispers to Lord DooDah: loL! post it to eh and I shall too lol!
(01:14:100) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:44) poo makes a toast to Genie: 6 inches of british beef
(01:14:45) Genie says to poo: really? bet he's chuffed
(01:14:45)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:46) eh: ginormous
(01:14:68) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:53)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:75) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:14:59)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:82) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:05)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:77) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:10)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:82) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:15)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:15:16) eh: fookin mad, the pair of em lmao
(01:15:98) Spillage! says to eh: lmao
(01:15:19) poo makes a toast to Genie: would you like to touch it? I'm his pimp
(01:15:99) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:17:12) eh: and those that live in canada, get a gf lol
(01:17:13) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: he'll pay you
(01:17:66) Spillage! says to eh: Or a moose
(01:17:45) eh: lmao @ mooooooooooooose
(01:17:45)  Lord DooDah says to poo: then i can run around squealing like a camper version of marco from BB..
(01:18:00) poo makes a toast to everyone: i've pull a moose in the past
(01:18:76) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:18:16)  Lord DooDah says to poo: did you pull it to completion?
(01:18:25)  Lord DooDah says to poo: and what did the farmer say?
(01:18:28) poo makes a toast to everyone: no i'm a virgin
(01:18:72) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:18:56)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: does pulling off a moose break your hymen?
(01:19:00) poo makes a toast to everyone: everyone put on BBC1 and wank
(01:19:83) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:19:16) poo makes a toast to everyone: wankathon
(01:19:97) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: It breaks your Hymns
(01:19:23) eh: whats on BBC1? news 24?
(01:19:82) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:19:33) poo makes a toast to everyone: no some blond slut
(01:19:40)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: if it mounts you it breaks your hips..
(01:20:89) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: My hips break apart at the slightest thought of moose cock!
(01:20:11) eh: so thats why they call them weirdo's mounties
(01:20:69) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:20:42) poo makes a toast to everyone: she used to be in brookside
(01:20:46)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: did they just do it now then?
(01:20:52) eh: jennifer ellison?
(01:20:58) poo makes a toast to everyone: yeah
(01:21:07) eh: false titties
(01:21:67) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Aye. All over an old woman's beige rug
(01:21:74) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:21:24) poo makes a toast to everyone: i'm not a tit man - i like cunts
(01:21:92) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:21:35) poo makes a toast to everyone: but i'm still a virgin
(01:21:41) eh: lol
(01:21:83) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:21:47)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: you just spilled you innards over an old waomans chuff-chuff?
(01:22:69) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Yes. THe poor poor waoman!
(01:22:22) poo makes a toast to everyone: some long haired wanker is signing now - my cock has gone all floppy
(01:22:76) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: She's making a nice cup of tea right now over them
(01:22:26)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: she may have enjoyed it..
(01:22:53)  Lord DooDah says to poo: rub it acroos the static, that'll sort you out..
(01:23:00) Genie: lol
(01:23:89) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: She's asking me what sort of biscuit I would like. Silly old waoman doesn't realise I don't drink tea or eat biscuits!
(01:23:14) poo makes a toast to everyone: i think it's liam gallaghers and richard ashcrofts love child
(01:23:27)  Lord DooDah says to poo: it might look likes his wrestling you huge penisauraus while he's signing too...
(01:23:88) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:23:51 SignOn) Andrei enters Best Of British
(01:24:03)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: my ability to type has left the building
(01:24:10) poo makes a toast to Blonders: do you have a vibrator?
(01:24:69) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: When you look at the moon with a powerful telescope, it's scary as it moces like fuck!
(01:24:70) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: moves
(01:24:74) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: lol
(01:24:34) poo makes a toast to everyone: i've been to the moon
(01:24:82) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: It moces about a bit
(01:24:43)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: it's catching *L*
(01:24:47) poo makes a toast to everyone: but i'm still a virgin
(01:24:60) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:24:56) Blonders says to poo: Do bears shit in the woods?
(01:25:13)  Lord DooDah says to Blonders: but have you ever SEEN one doing it?
(01:25:14) poo makes a toast to Blonders: are you using it?
(01:25:21) eh: nar, on his bike lol
(01:25:66) Spillage! says to poo: No, but the pope gives Mother Theresa good head
(01:25:71) Blonders says to poo: Not right now
(01:25:51) Spillage! says to Blonders: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:25:51) poo makes a toast to everyone: ***** has gone for a ride on his bike ...he removed the saddle
(01:26:01)  Lord DooDah says to Blonders: i think they dump in their hands and throw it under small dogs.. laughing as they skip away..
(01:26:07) Blonders says to Spillage!: gags ya
(01:26:09) Andrei: Hello perverts!(And poo, you fucking canadian tosser)!
(01:26:87) Spillage! says to Blonders: On cock?
(01:26:23) poo makes a toast to Andrei: hello have you cum today?
(01:26:27)  Lord DooDah says to poo: andrei is talking to you..
(01:26:98) Spillage! says to Blonders: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:26:55) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: shall we cum on andreis face?
(01:27:04)  Lord DooDah says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:27:09) Blonders says to Spillage!: Gross *L*
(01:27:18) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: bring out the gimp
(01:27:27 SignOff) Andrei leaves Best Of British
(01:27:80) Spillage! says to eh: (01:03:53) «Forbidden» says to eh: Piss on my face and why didn't you say anything when I told poo that come makes my eyes sting? You could have said, "Which ones?" or summert
(01:27:41)  Lord DooDah says to eh: be my gimp? *falls on to one knee*
(01:27:53) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: the gimp is sleeping
(01:27:57) eh: gawd lol
(00:00:00) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:28:04) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: go wake him up then
(01:28:30) Spillage! says to Genie: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:28:30)  Lord DooDah says to poo: if i wake him he'l be cranky
(01:28:49) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Not if you wake him up with a blowjob
(01:29:08)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: eh don't love me no more *sighs*
(01:29:12) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:29:16) eh: eh loves Lord Doo Dah's entirity...
(01:29:24)  Lord DooDah says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:29:30) eh: lol
(01:29:35) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: (01:29:16) eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:29:53) eh: i'm gonna ask for that line to be filtered lmao
(01:29:59) poo makes a toast to Lord DooDah: eh will let you touch his penis for £5
(01:30:03) Spillage! says to eh: (01:29:16) eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:30:09)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: ha ha ha this really shouldn't be this funny.. i think i'm losing it *L*
(01:30:13) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:30:17) eh: aaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 mofos lol
(01:30:20) Spillage! says to eh: I meant lol
(01:30:39) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: It's bizarre!!!!!
(01:30:39) poo makes a toast to H: night hairy bollocks
(01:30:45) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:30:52)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:30:57) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: lmao
(01:31:10) H says to poo: Nite
(01:31:18)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: oow my sides!
(01:31:33) Spillage! says to Lord DooDah: It wouldn't work were it not for the copying lol! "SPeak.."
(01:31:34) eh: pictures doodaa there with hands on hips lol
(01:31:48)  Lord DooDah says to Spillage!: yeah i know! *L*
(01:31:49) Spillage! says to eh: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:31:50) poo makes a toast to H: ever sleep with a black man?
(01:31:59) H says to eh: in his little sailor suit ;)
(01:32:05) eh: pmsl
(01:32:11) Spillage! says to H: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
That user is away from the terminal.
(01:32:13)  Lord DooDah says to eh: you like that huh? *growls at you*
(01:32:28) eh: and spill is his pink tutu sayin Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor! lolol
(01:32:30) H says to poo: no, I only do black in clothing
(01:32:49)  Lord DooDah says to H: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(01:32:51) poo makes a toast to everyone: is H a he or a she or a IT?
(01:32:56) Spillage! says to eh: PMSL!!!!
(01:33:07) eh: omg lol yer mad
(01:33:12)  Lord DooDah says to poo: H is a force of nature..
(01:33:14) Spillage! says to poo: Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
(31:73:85) Spillage!: Bye! Si thi alls.!
(01:33:47) Brits suck cock: cock sucker!
Oooh! SPeak for yourself sailor!
S
This time, Lodge dissappeared and I was forced to talk "UZI". I think only "eh" liked it.  Some of the others didn't understand it. (Bless!)
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