Sent : Tuesday, 6 July 2004 7:43:47 AM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : Re: My Dear
Dear Sandra,
Thank you for your kind emails. It's been hard to get to the computer lately to write emails, because I only have one ball. I have been in and out of hospital constantly. I need to be careful that my one remaining gonad does not get infected. I am also looking at the possibility of getting a prosthetic nut. Hopefully I will get some kind of Supernut.
I never knew how expensive hospitals were. I have not been able to work while my ball sack heals, so I am fast running out of savings. But once I get back to work I will make plenty of money again. I hope it won't take too much longer.
But I don't want you to worry about this my dear. Soon you will be in my country. I have a job all lined up for you already, I'm sure you will love it.
Every word you write to me helps to take my mind of my aching groin. I look forward to hearing from you again soon.
Love,
Shaved
Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2004 11:49:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sand ahmadu alex" <sanwilli12987@yahoo.com>
Subject: How do you do!
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Dear Trevor,
Hello!
Please I am very sorry for the kind of game you and you so called friend are playing on me, I have trusted him so much he is now fumbling and now bring you in as a friend.
I do not want anything from you rather you keep to yourself.
Thanks
Sandra
From : sand ahmadu alex <sanwilli12987@yahoo.com>
Sent : Friday, 9 July 2004 6:45:06 PM
To : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Subject : Keep fit soonest!
Dear Shaved,
I am very sorry for you that you can still play pranks on me at this level, because I told you to give me some money to purchase an handset and line, pitty you man for all the pranks you are playing.
Please let me know what you are up to if you are serious or not serious, please indicate in this mail you are sending to me because I thought I should show my love but you rejected it.
Keep fit soonest.
Thanks.
Sandra.
From : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Sent : Monday, 12 July 2004 4:56:04 AM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: Keep fit soonest!
Dear Smelly Pussy,
I don't understand what you mean by pranks, but let me make one thing clear - You don't tell me to give you money, you ask. Now the reason I don't have any money to give you is that I have had my ball blown off defending your honour, and I have had to spend a fortune getting a bionic ball implanted into my sack.
I love you, and if you are trying to say that you don't love me now because of my disability then you are not the person I thought your were. Please tell me that this is not so. I still care for you and I hope you feel the same.
My love,
Shaved
I haven't had any replies since this email. I'm a little dissapointed. Everytime I fall in love with an African woman, it never seems to work out.
I had hoped to get more of a dialouge going between Trevor and Sandra, but I couldn't quiet keep her convince that I was for real. I think it was all the talk of my prosthetic Supernut that gave it away.
Or so I thought!!! I got a reply two weeks later! Read on...
