Sent : Wednesday, 21 July 2004 6:35:29 PM
To : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Subject : Am waiting for your anxiously!
Dear Smelly Man,
I am indeed very sorry for not have written you all this while, it is because I have not been able to gather myself together due to the news I heard about then death of my colleague that we stayed together in the camp, I am indeed very sorry for that.
How is the condition of your health, hope you are improving on your state of health. I am confused by you asking me whether I told you to give me some money, yes I did, I told you to give me $350 to purchase an handset and line and yopu said you will assist me now you are now saying I never asked you for money. You also promised me to send Didolo to me and up till now I never hear any response from you.
Let me ask you just this question. Are you sending me the Didolo (Handset or Fund), please I need you to clarify these for me because I am indeed in need of it badly, please sweetheart, I count much on you that you can do it for me.
I am not the kind of lady you think I am, I will stay by you all the days of my life, whether you are disable or not, I will always be with you sweetheart. I am not the kind of lady that go after anybody's money, I know you are testing my knowledge and the kind of person I am.
I will always love you my sweetheart, i do care about you each day of my life.
Can you come and visit me in our camp.
Stay blessed.
Sandra
Maybe she was desperate for money and thought she'd give it one last go. I think me reply below finaly scared her off for good.
From : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Sent : Friday, 23 July 2004 5:17:14 AM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: Am waiting for your anxiously!
Dear Sandra,
I am so glad to hear from you again. Since I spoke to you last I have been through many tribulations. So many that I don't even know where to start.
First of all, there was a complication when I was having the prosthetic goolie implanted into my man bag. Apparently they nicked a vein, but didn't notice until after they had sown up the sack and my ball bag swelled up like a balloon and nearly burst. I then spent a further week in hospital having the fluid drained from my scrotum.
When I was finally released from hospital, I returned to find my business in very bad shape. I have been working day and night producing some of the most fucked up, filthy porn the world has ever seen. Animals, midgets, trannies, everything! When these movies are released, I am going to be huge! I expect to be the biggest porn producer in the world. By the way, I still need actresses if you are still interested in becoming a movie star. Are you?
Anyway, while we were working on one of the movies ("Midget Shiteaters take it from Horses 5"), there was a terrible accident on the set. One of the midgets was actually split in two by a horse! We were lucky though. My lawyer went through the contracts and it turns out that we actually own the midget, so we were free to do whatever we liked with him. So once we disposed of the body we were able to finish filming and now we will sell it as a snuff film. Thank god the cameras were rolling when it happened!!!
I have not heard anything from Trevor since he blew my balls apart. Hopefully this feud will end now and I can get on with my one balled life.
I'm sorry to hear about the death of your colleague in the camp. Was he a midget? Please tell me all about his death.
I know you need a Dildo badly, but things have been so crazy here lately I had forgotten all about it. I will try to find one to send to you now.
You don't seem to understand the difference between telling and asking. You need to look this up.
I'm glad to hear that you will stand by me, despite my strange and cruel disability. Be sure that even with one nut, I can match up to any man around.
I would like very much to come and visit you in the camp. But I am in no condition to fly right now. As soon as I am fixed and my business is back in good shape I will come to see you. Is that ok?
I look forward to your reply.
Shaved Chewbacca
