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| Wednesday, August 18th ,2004 * Mindwarp sleeping on the desk with boxes upon boxes surrounding her. An elf walks through the mess floating above his head is a glass of chocolate milk on a tray. Making his way through all the boxes it gets to the desk fine and then rolling its eyes that Mindwarp is snoring and drooling over the desk. The elf takes out a pointing stick and pokes Mindwarp. * "I'll be out in a minute." * The elf just sighs and takes out a horn and blows into it. Making a rather excruciating toot-toot noise Mindwarp bolts right into her chair throwing papers all over the studio and knocks the chocolate milk all over the elf. The elf drenched in chocolate milk sighs and rolls his eyes. * "Oops sorry Elf One, did I ever told you I was having a bad dream." Mindwarp sympathetically said. * The elf just rolls its eyes in a "I've heard it before look." The elf tries to shake off all the liquid it can but it was no use, the milk had already turned to a sticky mess on its red hat and pink top. Frustrated the elf makes hand motions and hands the microphone to her. * "What do you mean I'm doing field work today?" * Then the elf pushes Mindwarp to the door only suggesting she get her act together because they were losing fans and time. * "What do you mean we've got no ratings?" * The elf just rolled its eyes and points to a census done by the Ubb national board of television viewing. Mindwarp looks closely and sees that her show is the bottom rated show of the year. Mindwarp saddened fell to the floor and started to cry, holding the microphone in one hand she was resting her butt on her legs and her other hand was wiping away the tears. The elf had no sympathy he motions with his hands (that when translated meant that) "It's all your fault if you didn't sleep so much and just take notes this wouldn't happen". Pushing Mindwarps sitting body out of the door the elf also pushed out the elf named Eddie. * "Eddie is half human and half elf if anyone reading must know." *Mindwarp said standing up. * * Eddie looking at his hand and looking up at Mindwarp just mumbled baby coo words, and nodded. Elf one handed Eddie a camera and shoved its nephew out the door and then hand motioned to Mindwarp. * "Right so go do field work about some Ubb festival?" *The elf nodded and slammed the Ubb news orange doors. Mindwarp looked at the site of the doors and pouted. Written on the doors in bright pink letters were the words "UBB NEWS SUCKS ASS BY MODERATOR ONE". * "Not very creative if you ask me?" * Eddie looked up at the doors and then too Mindwarp shaking his head at her response. * "Come on little man we better hit the show on the road if we wanna be popular again." * Eddie nodded and then Mindwarp stopped and walked back to the doors banging on the doors out popped her run down leather chair. "THANK YOU! NOT!" *The door made a loud clanging noise that shook Mindwarp up. Rushing she strolled her chair to Eddies side. * "Get in little man it's gonna be a long ride to General Chat." |
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