Siesta time, mi amigos!
Quotes from El Spico !
more to be posted soon...
- It will be like pooping nature.
- That's what I meant to say, he lost a pack of glasses.
- Let's have a mouth tasting contest.
- Excuse me, but have you seen my hair?
- I'm obviously smarter than you because I don't have a vagina....   It's true though.
- No dude, we just get really close together, put a hand aournd both of our cocks....
   and hump.
- You know what happens when you get marijuana in your system?  Computers turn into
   big pretty boxes.
- I wish I were Christopher Walken. I'd make a great Christopher Walken.
- I could lift 400 lbs. with my clit.
- Just light a match in your brain with your eye.

Quotes from WIT
- Semen doesn't rot, it crystilizes.
- when I think "Wall of Sound" I think Def Lepord.
Greetings and salutations,
I haven't updated in awhile so I figured it was about time.
Enjoy...
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Instead of doing the jokes on a daily basis, I have decied to give you all my best jokes at once.  As I find more and better jokes I'll update this list.
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I'm having trouble finding video clips that are small enough to put up on here, and aren't porngraphic.... sorry.
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What's Better??

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Comdy Site - F2B

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Well, it's a little late for Valentine's Day, but here you go anyway...
Rant of the Week
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Sorry about not bring you your weekly fix, but I've been a spot of trouble.  Some kid open their big fucking mouth.... err i mean, i have been unjustly accused of mol...  you know what...  fuck you, I was busy.  As always, drop me an e-mail and let me know what you think of my page.... or the Mental Giants in general.
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you didn't know babies caused 9/11 ??
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If you haven't noticed yet, this guys got some sweet stuff to tell you...  but he's not always friendly...
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Come check out why I hate the professor...
El Spico's Writings
I've decied to share my more creative moments with you.  Please be kind...
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These are things that I keep mulling around in my head I figure I better wirte down before I forget them.
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Why is whiskey so good?
I bet you'd like to know...