| -I'm eatin' chips, so fuck you biyatch. -My washing technique appears to be insufficient. -If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you let me cut it into little pieces and keep it in my freezer? -I need a fifth of gin, and some foties. -The next person I hear talking shit about new Judas Priest gets smacked. - It's equivalent to twelve feet if you're taking piss from an infant. - I have the confused team. - Personally, I prefer goods and services. Especially services rendered. - Simply put, death metal is like killing someone with a sledgehammer, and Black Metal is like killing someone with a chainsaw. - Typing type Typerton - Being a Communist in this kitchen is about as bad as being French at Sauron practice. - Fucking Communist Communism! - Well, I don't normally listen to crap but I still like Pink and Blink 182. - This rain is a homosexual faggot. And it's gay. - I am a Bond technology. - Sorry, I don't have problems with premature ejaculation. Blame my ancestors for not having jizz control high enough on the list of priorities for evolution. - I am Don Juan de Smootho, smoothest of the Don Juans. Sober Mike's Current Playlist Here is a list of music that I have been listening to lately. In it you will find music that is superior to the music you yourself are listening to, unless you listen to nothing but Christ Agony and Darkthrone. Learn it, use it, save up to 44%. Nachtmystium- s/t Revenge- Attack.Blood.Revenge Destroyer 666- Terror Abraxas Blasphemy- Fallen Angel of Doom Exciter- Violence and Force Holy Terror- Mind Wars Acid Bath- Paegan Terrorism Tactics Pestilence- Consuming Impulse Sauron- unmixed Thrash Assault Aura Noir- Black Thrash Attack The Unanswerable Answered Check out this section where I answer the questions that have plagued mankind for centuries |
| Sober Mike's Top Ten List of Things (Changed Randomly) 10. Reading 9. Suffering and Torment 8. Death and Destruction 7. Tabasco Sauce 6.Football 5. Jamming 4. Quintessence Demo 3. Thrash 2. Black Metal 1. Sauron |
| Ten Things That Suck (Changed Randomly) 10. Tiredness 9. Stupid Work Cutting My Hours Situation 8. Having a lack of funds 7. People who don't like Darkthrone 6. Getting Ready to Go Back to School 5. Car troubles 4. Turntable confoundment 3. Pants 2. Having a Lack of Funds 1. Stupid People |
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