The Tree
i am the tree-pow
                      The Tree
I am The Tree and you will listen to what I have to say.    I would like to start my page by saying that if you read this you will become controlled by me in a manner that you do not yet understand.   I will get in your head and you will be my slave.   Over the course of this page I will try and sell you a car.   Will you buy this car I think you will and here is why.    The car is red just like this page and I think that should be enough for you to hear.   Ill even throw in a road map but that is as far as I am going.
Why I support French over English
Ok we will start with an easy one:   French people offer us bread, cheese and wine.   English people offer nothing but tea time.    What the hell is tea time anyway if you have tea time you should be shot.
The English People took over Ireland.   The french people never conquered Ireland because they knew that we were drunk and didnt care about them.
The only reason Joan of Ark existed was to prove that God hates the English
The French people helped us during the revelutionary war.
All English people should die and go to hell.   Its so true
Dont get me wrong I still dont like French people but the English are worse
If anyone thinks this is mean talk to my ancestors who were raped killed and outnumbered= English people belong in hell
Why my Ass is so great
Ok I have to say that I have really nice ass.   I mean my ass alone will get me by in life.   I could even be an ass model and such.    Alot of people ask me how I got the ass that I got I have to tell them that God just loves me.   I know what you are thinking, that you do not have a great ass like my and its ok.   I need people like yourselves because it makes my ass look even better.   The thing is though that even if you were not around I would still know.    Sometimes I like to look in the mirror and admire what God gave me.   You could get an operation to make your butt look better and you should.    It makes me mad when I see a ton of people with bad butts you make me sick.    I love my butt.
Random Thoughts
Ok I would like to start this by saying that my stepmom belongs in hell.    She is a whore and deserves that shit.   Up to now Ive only tried to kill her once but the day is getting closer all the time.   I cant wait when she dies everyone will be all sad and ill be sitting there laughing as loud as I can.   I will then poop on her face and put the casket in the trash.    When this is all over she will go to hell but not just any hell this hell is just for her.    I like to call this the joyce level of hell.   It will be far worse than the rest of hell and there will be terrible midget who are very evil.   Yes i know you are thinking that midgets are not eveil they are funny.   well these midget are evil so deal with that shit ya ya ya.  
Ok peter who you know as Enoonmai wants a finger put up his butt.    Any person who can accomplish this will receive 29.99 and an acre of land on the moon.   There are no questioned asked and you can even be chinese.    One thing, he will say that he doesnt want it butt in actuality he does dont listen to him.
Staircase to the second level of my mind
Sin list- all things evil
1.To begin the list we must have the blueberry pancakes at IHOP- I paid a dollar extra and they were horrible.  I almost turned into a blueberry,
2. Ross on friends what a fag
3. Mayo except with tuna in which case it is ok
4. Both french and English people
5.  Being sober
6.   My breakup with nina which did not make me happy concidering it was on our one year anniversary
7.  Being single which is something ill have to deal with right away.
8.   The intro to dbgt god that makes me want to die.
9.  putting ketchup on your eggs
10.  putting mayo on a burger or french fries.  I know this was listed already but come on people.
Thing I remember well about college
Sometimes you must think about how many brain cells you loose while in college.   For myself this number keeps adding up because i refuse to leave college.  
1.  I need to start this list by putting one of my favorites which is pissing on dave.  There will be a what is wrong with dave on the second page.
2.  the time we were playing lazertag and i lost.  ok maybe getting back at people with a fire extinguisher is not such a good idea.  Then of course i had to get rid of it so i threw it down the trash shoot.
3.  The time i flooded three floors of hubbard hall.  fun times.
4.  When peter turned into a demon and i had to fight him because i had blonde hair and therefore i was good.
5.  When peter and i almost beat the crap out of each other to see who would get the last of the ice.   pot saved us from that.
6.  The time i found a random computer in the hallway and decided it was a good idea to throw it down the stairs.
7.  New years eve when i took a bunch of acid and walked around unh until i decided that advil would kill the trip.
8.  The 8 days in which i didnt sleep because of rit.  at the end a poster told me to eat the bag of weed because the fbi was going to break into my room.
9.  Spring break when i went to vegas and was wasted the entire time.  Also spring break of this year when nina was here that was fun times.
10.  The time that we got drunk and charlie drew a vampire on my chest.   I then went to random people rooms and yelled and hissed at them.  I think that we can all learn a leason in that if you ever put tp all over yourself to look like a mummy dont smoke.
I Like Tacos and such things