What would a contest be without prizes?  Not much fun, that's what.

   So The Nick has scrounged together what he can, trying to decide what the best prize would possibly be.  In the end, I finally decided.

   FIRST Prize - two bucks (2$) and/or a date with The Nick.
   SECOND Prize - one buck (1$) and/or a date with The Nick.
   THIRD Prize - A hearty "Congratulations" and/or a date with The Nick.

   In determining these prizes, I had to factor many things.  First off, my financial situation is such that offering a couple thousand dollars is just not a possibility.  Trust me, if I could give away thousands of dollars on my silly contests, I would.  But hey, a date with The Nick is almost like a thousand dollars, just much poorer, right?  After after all, I can only afford to give away three dollars, and even at that I'm scrounging.

   Needless to say, I will be changing the prizes for when I put up the DQ Guys Contest.

   Let me repeat myself.  I will change the prizes for the DQ Guys Contest.  I truly hope no one feels bad about that.  I really do.
 

   Now, without any further foolishness, the results...