Years ago, the rumors say that the DQ Employee Party took place at some recreational center, where we had all sorts of sports and facilities open to us until the wee hours of the morning.  That was a long time ago, back when The Nick was but a wee young one.  Now, we partake of the tradition where only the bravest amongst us picks up a large round ball and propels it over a slippery floor at upright pins.  Repeat ten to twenty times.  Enjoy!

   Even more amazing than the crude tradition of heaving heavy things at other things over a slippery thing is the intrigue and mysteries that can only occur at the bowling alley.  Consider two years ago.  I took my team (consisting of Jason, Spencer, myself.. and some other guy) to practice, for we would be the team that conquered all!  We would destroy the competition!  We would out-score, out-bowl, and out-victory dance our way through the night.  But tragedy struck when the scores came back; The Nick's Team lost!?  How could it be.

   Later conversations revealed that the team (specifically, ScottieZ!) added some points to their score through some dishonest tactics.  Victory robbed from my grasp, as I went from champ to chump, from 1st place bowler to 2nd place nobody, from happy to suicidal.

   One year ago, Mr. James just outscored me.  

   But this year shall be different.  This year, I shall be the best!  True, I only discovered about the Employee Party three days beforehand (thanks, management!), but that's alright.  I can pull through.  I can win.  I have 16 hours to get a team together.  I have to go out and get a license.  I have to get some sleep.

   This'll be hard.

   And... it's up!  The results of the party are now up!  Read it or else!