Levels/Powers
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When
one joins the Matrixism religion, they can level up and get new skills and
powers if they have an understanding that you can bend the Matrix around
you. Basically, I'm talking about super powers. You level up with
experience (in point form). You get experience by:
1 Sticking it to the man 2 Fighting in general 3 Eating weird things you might find 4 killing animals, infidel, or agents of the Matrix (big points here) 5 listening to heavy metal or hard core techno 6 Giving lots of money to the religion 7 Watching, or praying to, the Matrix movie Powers and skills: Kung-fu kicking ass Jujitsu kicking even more ass Drunken Boxing kicking ass while drunk Stealth the ability to hide well Identify the ability to know what stuff is Drunk the ability to see weird stuff and be really funny Mind Bullets the ability to shoot invisible bullets out of your head BANG!!! Stab the ability to stab well Doing two chicks at once guess Fencing the ability to be a master fencer Bike riding the ability to stay up on two wheels Sleep the ability to release from the fake world for up to 14 hours at a time Wall run the ability to run on the wall, Neo style baby Super leap the ability to jump like a master jumper Bullet Dodge the ability to move out of the way of tiny flying metal pieces Telekinesis the ability to think hard about something and then something falls over Jog the ability to not quite run Read the ability to read Mace Spray the ability to spray mace into a persons, (or midgets) face awesomely Bite the ability to bite hard in the form of an unstoppable attack Trip the ability to trip a person causing them, in turn, to fall, and or stumble Throwing Star the ability to huck, blindly pointy round things in a general direction Assault and Battering the ability to beat the crap out of someone or something Magic Spinning Loose change like throwing star, but with change Teleportation the ability to to move super ultra fast Knife fight the ability to fight with a knife while not even drunk! Swim a system of spastic movements that retain a certain aquatic elevation level System Hack hackin the system, YEAHHH Web Sling the ability to sling web Rabid Monkey Control the ability to control Monkeys WARNING, DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK!! Disguise the ability to look slightly different, "Gee Phasam, did you get a hair cut?" ha yeah right! Quick walk not quite jog, not quite walk, but quite sweet Not look suspicious the ability to not look like you just stole that can of spray cheese The Magical ability to guess how many jelly beans are in a big glass jar Duhhh Deadly Talon Move the ability to jam two fingers in each eye socket of a persons head and then thier head explodes!! Sand Castle Making not really a power, but pretty cool I think Extended Rage the ability to be super piss for super long Absent spoon attack an awesome attack that's so cool you don't need a spoon Space out just kinda doing nothing for a while Pubierus Extendus the ability to have and or grow, long hair Big Stomp foot goes up, foot goes down, big bang! Sweet Little angry fist of hatefulness and spite little fist, lots of pain Roll the ability to perform a really halfed assed flip Mental blast to shoot an invisible, untouchable, unsensible beam from the head Making a few calls the ability to find out whats going down Barrel toss the ability to chuck a big barrel, Look out Mario!! Knowledge of recent and outstanding discoveries in the field of geomorphology kind of obvious I think Blink the skill used to shut ones eyes super fastly Having senses 6th-7.5th having 2.5 more senses then normal Homunculus Punch the ability to punch a midget (usually on the top of the head) Poke the ability to do some serious poking, no gay slaps here baby Testies Shock
the quick but painful maneuver that renders a victim immobile while his
testies are shocked with a car battery
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