| My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says. -Unknown |
| Judge a man not by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. -Thomas Robert Dewar |
| Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -Marcel Achard |
| Every time I read where some woman gave a short talk I wonder how she stopped. -F Mckinney Hubbard |
| A woman is like your shadow - follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -Nicholas Chamfort |
| Women are so unreasonable. My wife gets mad because every Saturday night I take a bath with bubbles in it. I mean, if Bubbles doesn't mind, why should she? - unknown |
| In any argument with her he always gives in. What's the use? - it's just his word against thousands of hers. - unknown |
| Every woman should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. - Laurence J. Peter |
| A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -Don Quinn |
| Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. -Henny Youngman |
| A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. -Jim Samuels |
| They live in a beautiful little apartment overlooking the rent. -Anonymous |
| We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together . -Rodney Dangerfield |
| If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -Anton Chekhov |
| She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. - Arthur Baer |
| Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
| The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?" -Sigmund Freud |
| I began as a passion and ended up as a habit, like all husbands. -George Bernard Shaw |
| The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. -Edmund Burke |
| I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. -Stephen Bishop |