| Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. - Helen Rowland |
| The best way to hold a man is in your arms. -Mae West |
| A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Anonymous |
| "I hate men!" she says as she goes- back for more. -Katie Shulte |
| A man in the house is worth two in the street. -Mae West |
| Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said, after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. - Helen Rowland |
| A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding. -Anonymous |
| There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first. - Adela Rogers St. John |
| You can always surprise your husband on your anniversary just by mentioning it. -Anonymous |
| When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the in attention of one. -Helen Rowland |
| There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's. -Unknown |
| Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. - Rene Yasenek |
| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -Phyllis Diller |
| The biggest cause of divorce is marriage. -Anonymous |
| When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead - Judith Viorst |
| I like men to behave like men, strong and childish. - Francoise Sagan |
| If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher |
| Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -Rita Rudner |
| From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18-35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash. -Sophie Tucker |