"Yeah?" ~Me
"Are you awake?"
"Who's vault?" ~Erin
"Chris's armpit hair looks like...like...islands!" ~Brittney
"We need a map." ~Jesse
"...Yeah...or a map..." ~Brittney
"Who's on this post card?" ~Me
"Prince William" ~Jesse
"Prince William sent you a post card?!"
"Me and Frankie make out! I mean...he gets better..." ~Me
"Wow, Greg's just popping up in bed's all over the country!" ~Sher
"I don't think I"ll be able to recognize Ashlee, guys." ~Me
"Why not?" ~Brittney and Jesse
"Well Em said she's wearing clothes today."
"Such slackation!" ~Stepf
"They are my two friends." ~Mr. Waha
"You have friends?" ~HCHS Color Guard
"Oops, sorry, wrong nose." ~Devin
"Move it along, girls. Get to homeroom." ~Mrs. Allen
"Come on, guys, the cow says mooooooooove." ~Jade
"So what...you just want me to skip gayly into the yard?" ~Joe
"She's an exchange student? Oh...I just thought she was some scary lesbian..." ~Julie
"Color Guard: Innocent little girls with big metal sticks." ~HCHS Color Guard
"I wanna ride the Jesse Express!" ~Brittney
"I am your father, Luck." ~Jericho
"He needs skin check, too." ~Frankie
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" ~Me
"WHAT?!" ~Brittney
"...nevermind."
"Fork you, Brittney." ~Jesse
"I'm not fucking the ball!" ~Trisha
"Brittney! Come swim with me and my balls!" ~Me
"Hello! She's a woman, not a gumball machine!" ~Jesse
"Color Guard: The only sport where you can legally whip it, strip it, and flip it in public." ~HCHS Color Guard
"I want to lick his head...but I'm not saying which one..." ~Bev
"Aw, what's wrong my toad?" ~Rach
"What am I supposed to tell her? 'Oh yeah I had to take a pee and took a tumble.' No, I don't think so." ~Megan
"Wires...not onions..." ~Jesse
"Don't grind on my desk." ~Me
"I feel flat today." Brittney
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