Welcome to Two Fifths KITH

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Two Fifths KITH
...the happyhome of AT & Love
Welcome! This website is dedicated ONLY to Mark McKinney and Bruce McCulloch, Canadian comedy troupe members of Kids In The Hall.  There are other sites dedicated to the troupe as a whole, but I thought I'd bring you 2/5ths instead. Oh SURE I LOVE Kevin, Scott and Dave, but let's face  it-
I'm just plain lazy, and It's a Fact.
Enjoy!
your RECEPTIONISTS:
cabbagehead
the existentialists
headcrusher
Click below if you want a good time....errr I mean IF you want PICS and BIOS on Mark 'n me.  Bruce. Ahem, Mark 'n Bruce. Anyone got a lawnchair? Anyone? Hello?
Click below if you wish to be enlightened by your own actions. That is, if you choose, you can write your own KITH DIY Sketches for all mankind to see. Go ahead-be free. Here. Now. Move it or lose it, people.
Click below if you wish to be crushed into tiny pieces by my fingers of steel...or if you want  to submit news on Mark and Bruce's current projects. Just write to Tanya. She's easy.
E-mail your webmistress Tanya The Temp.  She'll be glad to answer you whenever her co-workers come back from their 4 hour coffee break.
Donate to Southeast Asia Tsunami victims. Go to
JustGive.org
for a complete list of organizations.

A great big THANK YOU to Poozy for pics, Julieta C for animated gifs, Justine, Kithblog and KITH fans for their photos, contributions and inspiration. Without you, I couldn't have slapped this together...   Thanks!
copyright  twofifthskith, all rights reserved, with no connection to Bruce McCulloch or Mark McKinney whatsoever. This site exists for your viewing pleasure only, and is not intended to harm your  health or injure any member of your family. Is that okay? Great! Then don't sue me...just e-mail me if you have a gripe. Thanks!
Kathy's Advice Kolumn is HERE.Got a question about- whatever? Ask her, and she'll give you the best darn free advice since that Ann Landers chick.
©2003-2006 Two Fifths KITH.
Keep up with Bruce's inner child as you read his Journal and Writing pages. It's like Canadian Bacon meets Peter Pan!
Wanna do something positive to help the people of Iraq? Go here for more info about USAID,
InterAction.org .
American Red Cross
Visit the Montage I page
Visit the Montage II page
AT&LOVE ADMIN HQ
MEDIA RELATIONS
COFFEE LOUNGE
PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
OFFICE SUPPLY ROOM
JANITOR'S CLOSET
PARKING LOT
CLICK on Paul for photos from his Personal Collection. OH the things you'll see!
Come read my Blues Guy script, and hey man- NO mean mistreater SWAMP WITCHES, you dig?
Take yer KITH quiz here, pardner!
CBC Tsunami Benefit photo of Scott and Mark- click here for the mugshots and complete article
Bruce lookin' cuddly as ever- check out his photos, here!
Video killed the radio star?
I don't think so!
Read this
Star article about Mark doin' radio plays!
Interview with Bruce about Comeback Kid- here!
Courtesy of
Calgary Sun
06-01-05
Klick here for previous Kathy's Kwotes!
Kathy Quote of the Week:

"
This website will self-destruct in MAY 2006 if Mark or Bruce don't start making some news...This website will self-destruct in April 2006 if Mark or Bruce don't make a Google search...this page...will...not...make it...past...April 2006...gasp...gasp..."
THANK YOU FOR DONATING TO THE RED CROSS!
CRUSTY!
Click on the  
BURNT TOAST for Mark's tasty new CBC show!
Congrats Mark for winning the CCA for Slings & Arrows in October!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? WHERE IS HE NOW? 
look here: IMDB
...and when we get behind closed doors... take a peek!