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What Aeryn Wants;
D'Argo's Choice;
When Rygel Ate Too Much; Ode to Edgar Allen Poe?; Ode to the Codpiece; Kemper's Revenge; |
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What Aeryn Wants | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Spoilers: none Timeframe: post Fractures Words: 96 Aeryn - John that was incredible, I need more. John - Aeryn, I don’t think I can give you more Aeryn - But I have to have it, I want it, I need it John - Aeryn, I don’t know if this is a good idea Aeryn - It was the best I have every had, I would do anything to have it again. John - Fine, here is the rest of the candy bar. Aeryn - John, you can make a wormhole and go to Earth can’t you? We need to get more chocolate. John - Oh my God, what have I done! |
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D'Argo's Choice | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Spoilers: none Timeframe: anytime after Jool came on board Words: 86 words Chiana – D’Argo you have to do it D’Argo – I don’t need it Jool – Yes, you do, your horrible D’Argo – I am not Chiana – Jool and I won’t do it with you if you don’t learn how to do it properly Jool – You’re the worse person I have even been with, if not for Chiana and myself then for all the woman that you will be with in the future. D’Argo sigh and enters the building that will change his life The Arthur Murray School of dancing |
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When Rygel Ate Too Much | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Word count 100 Of all the things that had happened to John Crichton in the UT, this was the worst. Rygel found a rare Hynerian delicacy and ate too much. He let loose the MOTHER OF ALL FARTS. When John regained consciousness his voice had a falsetto that would have made the Bee Gees proud. Months later with vocal cords damaged the falsetto remained Aeryn laughed at him and said she could never be with a man who sounded like Alvin the Chipmunk and ran off with Crais. Rejected, John returned to Earth and became the oldest member of the Vienna's Boy Choir. |
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Ode to Edgar Allen Poe | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Style: Humor Word Count: 100 The barrier had been broken. Aeryn finally admitted she loved John, this John and had begun spending time with him. Her only condition is that they keep if secret from the rest of the crew. Aeryn had no desire to have their relationship discussed by the inhabitants of Moya. The plan worked until the unfortunate make-out session with Crichton in the terrace. For John had been too zealous she bore the marks of THE TELL-TALE HICKEY Aeryn couldn’t stand the snickers of her crew mates and told John that they were over. “Please, Aeryn can’t we be together?” asked John ‘NEVER MORE” quoth the RAVEN haired beauty, ‘NEVER MORE’ |
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Ode to the Codpiece | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Word Count: 88 No, it’s not a leather thong You people couldn’t be more wrong It’s designed for women’s eye to feast On the manly device known as the codpiece It was worn by men many years ago The 15th or 16th century or so It was designed to be worn over their tights Men in tights, girls that is just not right To hold in place their family jewels Stop snickering girls, don’t be cruel The real reason I am writing on Who has the bigger one: Scorpy or John? |
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Kemper's Revenge | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Word count: 84 Disclaimer: I'm sorry Mr. Kemper, I won't do it again, please don't sic the lawyers on me again!! GBBarb1 was sitting at her computer trying to come up with another lame ficletini when she heard a knock at the door. As she opened the door Kemper shouted, "Quick grab her!!" GBBarb1 struggled as Kemper and his cronies tied her up and dragged her away. "Great" said Kemper "now all we have to do is grab PKAT, imloco2, Snipergrl78, player and all of those other hacks. When I'm done with them it will be the last time they violate copyright laws!!! MHWAHAHAHAHAHA." |
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