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Aeryn Turned; Got Fooled Again; What Happened Next? Or not?;
They had done it. The command carrier along with the worm hole information was destroyed. Aeryn had only one more promise to keep. She burned the journal and took aim at the last repository of the worm hole information. Aeryn was hit in the arm as she shot at John missing him by inches. Scorpius grabbed John and threw him into the Marauder and flew off.
John - I"m not giving you the wormhole information in exchange for saving my life".
Scorpius - "No John, I only want one thing".
John shuddered as Scorpius held up the jar of chocolate body paint.
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Note from unohoo: This little gem satisfies not one, not two, not three, but four challenges:
1. unohoo’s Ficletini challenge;
2. CM’s J/A + notebook + one other character challenge;
3. A/C’s chocolate body paint challenge; and
4. UCSBDad’s bad ending challenge.
Moya didn't disappear down a wormhole; it was actually a treadmill for Leviathans. Moya never lost the weight she put on when carrying Talyn and is very depressed about her figure. She didn't want the crew to know so she had Pilot suggest very subtlety to the crewmembers that they should go out on their own separate missions. This of course worked for Rygel, D'Argo, Chiana and Aeryn but John and Jool were clueless. So Pilot suggest John go on a cruise in his module and the old lady ate Jool. End of season.
The problem is when the crew tried to reunite they can't find Moya because she lost 20 tons and looks more like a Marauder. The crew wanders around the UT getting into trouble and Moya goes on a major pig-out and ends up eating all of the Budongs, Scorpius, and other evil beings in the UT. John and Aeryn find the newly beefed up Moya and go looking for the rest of the crew. The people who send freight across the galaxy, hereafter known as shippers (hee hee), are delighted to find the UT free of all hazards.
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Note from unohoo: I am in awe of gbbarb1's talents, for not only has she managed to tell a story in 98 words, a challenge by any standard, but she has also managed to capsulize an entire season of Farscape TM
Disclaimer - Shippers beware, I am evil.
It had been a mistake to join the assassination squad. The PeaceKeepers only took at week to find out she was pregnant and the fetus was half-human. They had come in the middle of the night, drugged her and removed the baby. The baby had been placed into an artifical womb and shipped to a secure location. When Aeryn had awoken and discovered what happened she was devasted. They had given her a choice - Crichton or the baby. Aeryn climbed into her prowler and turned around and headed back to hunt down John.
Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for my stories it is all my muse fault and she is weird.
Oops, John had no idea how he was going to get out of this mess. John heard a beep behind him. He turned around and it was an old clunker of a car with a pizza sign on top.
Delivery boy - Dominos
John - I didn't order any pizza
Delivery boy - Yes, you order a pizza in that fake Earth episode when you were waiting for the shrink.
John - Hey, the pizza is cold.
Delivery boy - What did you expect, it's freezing in outer space.
John - Dude, can I catch a ride back to earth.
Delivery boy - Sure hop in.
Disclaimer - My own bizarre twist on the challenges. My muse is very weird, don't ask me where she got this story.
Aeryn and Chiana stared at the vortex as a rabbit and coyote stepped out of the wormhole.
Wiley E. Coyote (genius) - Sorry but we need Chricton because the Road Runner made a wrong turn and ran into a cliff.
Bugs Bunny - I told him he should have made a left turn at Alburqueue.
Wiley - He did just a great job in Revenging Angel we thought we borrow him for a little while. By the way have you seen our lost porkie - I mean pig.
Aeryn and Chiana point to the animal in the corner.
Porky Pig - That's all folks.