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"The Dork Of The Month!"
May

"The Dork of the Month! feature is not meant to be an insult towards anyone. It's sole purpose is to honor those who embody all that is dorky, and celebrate their unique qualities. We commend their individuality. These rare individuals set the standards for the rest of us dorks to follow.

Well, the race for "The Dork of the Month!" was a real shocker this time.  Although one candidate was leading for most of the race, our winner this month just pulled ahead out of nowhere!!  Once again, our honoree is none other than an atypical, peculiar, dorktified Ansari.  But what can you other non-Ansari's do? We're the dorkiest- plain and simple.  This month's guru of dorkdom fully embodies all that is characteristically perplexing about our unique clan.  Perhaps the key factor to his dorkosity is the fact that he's a brown guy that thinks he's black.  As stated in my favorite movie, "American Desi," for every desi guy out there who thinks he's black, "...somewhere out there is a black guy that drives a Honda accord and prays to god Ganesh."    "The Dork of the Month!" for the month of May is none other than......

The Acidic Killah...

Asad!!!

Asad, our mentor...find that black guy that thinks he's brown...and switch personalities with him...cause you's a brownie, home boy!!!

Here are the results:

Out of 189 voters....

53% Acidity

3%  Izzy...the brown one

13% Katie

31% Moose

Who will be "The Dork of the Month!" for June?! It's all in your hands!! Drop your suggestions at the message board below. Towards the end of the month, another ballot will be posted with the top 4 suggestions, so be sure to come back and vote!!

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