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Written by Gemma

"Gemma.... Gemma , come on , get up" Colin whispered reluctantly as his eyes raked her still naked body.

"Augh, we don't have to move, its so nice here" She replied pulling him down for a long lingering kiss. Finally releasing him she saw a familiar look in his eyes and without warning he was on top of her again, this time kissing her so passionately she couldn't breathe.

With all her effort she rolled him over. Straddling his hips she began kissing his chest, and continued to work her way down.

"Now... what therapy shall I give you?" she laughed as she saw his reaction to her getting closer and closer to the pit of his stomach.

"Well .......I can think of a few things" he chuckled. His chuckles were soon followed by a gasp and then low moans as she gave him treatment he suddenly realised he needed, desperately.

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A loud buzz disturbed the silence in the cold reception room. The hard face secretary quickly put aside her magazine, cleared her throat and answered the intercom.

"Yes" She said, in what she thought her most sexiest voice.

"Juicy, will you please see what's keeping Colin. He should have been in group therapy ages ago" Austin's normally laid back tone was on the verge of being angry, shocking Juicy.

"Yes, yes Austin of course. Whatever you want" She waited for a reply but seeing she wasn't going to get one, she got up and went towards Colin's office.

Pressing her ear hard against the door she could make out a few sounds. She heard voices. *That bitch*, she thought *She's probably boring him stiff, he needs a real woman*

A load moan interrupted her train of thought. She's hurting him!" Juicy said out loud as the cries of anguish coming from the other side of the door got louder...then stopped.

Juicy pounded on the door *Slag! If she's hurt him Ill kill her!* Her knuckles were getting redder and redder as she continued knocking, but she still got no answer.

She was about to force her way in when the door slowly opened and there in *his* shirt stood the teenybopper.

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"Yes?" Gemma said, a smug grin plastered on her face. She fought to control her laughter as the secretaries red face, turned even brighter when Colin appeared by Gemma's side.

"What's wrong Edna?" Colin asked the shocked woman. The revelation of the secretaries real name was too much for Gemma's self control. She burst into a fit of giggles and had to run to the other side of the room and smother her laughter in the rug.

By the time Gemma's laughter had died down into a fit of hiccups the woman had gone and Colin was getting dressed.

"Im sorry" she said as she saw the disapproving look on his face but despite her sincere tone, the huge grin gave her away.

"You're awful, do you know that?!" he laughed. Breathing a sigh of relief she ran up and kissed him.

"Hey stop that!"

"Why" she asked still kissing him.

"Because we have a group therapy session to get to" he said as he unbuttoned her shirt.

"Then why are you doing that?" she asked, confused at the mixed signals.

"Its my shirt, I need it"

"Then what am I going to wear? You tore my shirt"

He seemed to have anticipated her reply because there, laying on the couch was a black robe. Sighing she gave him the shirt and put on the robe, tying it tightly around her waist.

"Well if we must go".

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Written by Essy

"We're supposed to be in the Group therapy session by now you know."

"Sith do not do therapy."

In the corner of the room, a strangely sentient book bearing the legend 'Sith Handbook' ruffled its pages in agreement.

"Not normally, no. But Dee set this up and I owe her."

"Why?"

Essy grinned. "Remind me to lend you part nine of her last fic sometime. It makes for...stimulating reading."

"Hmm, still *I* don't owe her anything."

Essy was about to appeal to his better nature, before realising he didn't have one.

"Maybe not, but your next door neighbour's going to be there..."

"Really?!" Maul was up and dressed in seconds. "Not that I care if he's there or not."

Essy rolled her eyes. "Of course you don't Maul. Of course you don't."

And back on Coruscant a white cat mind-spoke the word **denial!**

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As Essy and Maul left the room and made their way across the courtyard, they noticed a solitary figure, sneaking carefully in the opposite direction.

"Who's that?"

"Jade" Essy whispered back "She hates stuff like this. She's the only person I know who can lurk in an ICQ private chat room!"

"She's not going to the group therapy session?"

"Oh, she is." Essy smirked. "She just doesn't know it yet."

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Jade was halfway round the courtyard, wondering how the hell she was going to get home, when she noticed Essy heading towards her. Not wanting to be seen, she spun round, preparing to retreat, only to find herself face to face with a very sithly grin.

Jade started screaming bloody murder as she was wrapped up in Maul's robe and carried over his shoulder, kicking and squealing, towards the group therapy session.

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Written by Fairy

Fairy looked up to find that Essy and Maul had (finally!) entered... dragging Jade between them?! She gave Luke a bewildered look, but he just shrugged sheepishly. Oh well, she was back, and the Sith couple too.

Snuggling up comfortably in Yaten's arms, she turned her eyes to Austin and Jareth. The former was grinning a rotten-toothed grin and looking benevolently down at the group, while the latter kept shifting uncomfortably, as though all was not *cough* well in his tights. Hmmm...

"So, what now, Mr. Powers?" She piped up lazily. The grinning man turned in her direction and opened his mouth.

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Written by Jade

"Now you have to wait for the others, baby. Can't have all the fun ourselves, now can we?" Austin said, watching with amusement as they tried to contain the flighty one. "Welcome back Baby, groovy of you to join us again." he snickered.

Jade couldn't believe that she got drug back to the group therapy again. Feeling a little out of place, she felt a hand grab her arm and yank her to the floor. Next thing she knew, she had a pair of legs wrap around her waist to keep her from getting away again. Breath on the back of her neck made her shiver, knowing who it belonged to.

Jade wiggled against his grasp, only to feel it tighten. "You aren't going anywhere this time Jade." his voice whispered in her ear.

"Let me go," she said softly.

"Forget it Jade, you are here just like the rest of us," Princess stated smugly.

"But-"

"She's right," Kara piped up.

Jade crossed her arms and tried to think of some way out of this, but knew she was stuck. Glancing at Essy, she shook her head. "Thanks a lot," she muttered.

"Don't mention it," Essy replied, grinning.

Fairy and Dee chuckled, amused with the whole situation.

Jade, embarrassed by everything that has happened, dropped her gaze to the floor. She couldn't stand the constant scrutiny she received from the others. Playing with a string on her sleeve, she tried to ignore the snickering that seemed to surround her.

"So how did your therapy session go, Jade?" Princess asked, her voice laced with amusement.

Jade didn't reply.

"Yeah Jade, speak up," Dee said, grinning like a mad woman.

Still no reply.

"Well Skywalker, how did her groovy session go?" Austin asked.

Jade's head shot up to see everyone staring back in anticipation. She felt her cheeks grow hot and dreaded what Luke was going to say.

A smile broke out across his face. "Well, better you hear it from her," he stated, placing his hands on her shoulders. "Right Jade?" he asked, leaning in close and whispering in her ear.

"Fine," she replied.

"Just fine?" Dee asked, grinning evilly.

"Yes," Jade replied, secretly wishing that Maul would have taken Essy out of the picture before she had the bright idea to bring her back.

Princess laughed haughtily. "Oh Jade, who do you think you are kidding?" she asked.

"And just what are you getting at?" Jade asked, crossing her arms across her chest.

"Nothing," Princess snickered.

Jade dropped her hands and pushed on the legs that held her down. "Let me go," she demanded, pushing with all her might to no avail. She felt arms grab her and pull her back into a tight embrace.

"If I would have tied you down the first time, none of this would have happened," Luke said softly, a grin across his face. "That could have been fun," he said, his lips grazing her ear.

"Cut it out," Jade replied, trying to elbow him.

"You go baby," Austin teased. "I like a girl with spirit, yeas." he said, grinning.

Jade stilled, wondering what she had done to deserve this. Biting her lower lip in frustration, she sat peacefully and waited to see what horrible thing that they could subject her to next.

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Written by Dee

Shifting on her pillow, Dee pulled tried to sit crosslegged before Sting pulled her full on into his lap, supressing a giggle, she turned her attention from Jade and the firing squad.

"Austin, what have you got in store for us?" Smiling like that cat who had swollowed the canary, Austin bared his nasty teeth.

"Just wait baby, I want to hear what a *SWINGING* good time Jade had shagging." Matter of factly he added, "It's always the quiet ones, they say. Yeah!"

Laughing, she watched as Jade kept her mouth shut, even through Luke's sultry whispers. "Let's not terrorize Jade anymore, she obviously isn't going to answer us... Anyone else want to share?"

Grinning, Princess let her eyes wander over the men in the room. "I think I had the best peice here."

"Do tell baby," Austin purred.

"All I can say is that he is a hell of a lot *better* than a certain poofy-haired, femanine.."

Jareth lunged for her, and almost had his hands around her neck before Frank hit hip upside the head with a stilleto heel. "Femanine? That sorry excuse.." Huffling like a Queen, he grandly sat back down.

"Next on the Jerry Springer Show," Kara muttered, making Fairy giggle at the fallen Jareth.

Sitting up, he sniffed and flattened his hair. "Bloody transvestites..."

Before he could finish his sentance, he had Frank and the Starlights glaring at him. Turning he pointed at Dee. "I hate you, you know. Everytime I almost have an edge you ruin it! You are so cruel to me."

"Cruel? Does anyone else think I am cruel?.. Not you."

Jade lowered her hand with a smile.

"No one? You lose Jareth."

Sitting down with her her arms crossed, a smile of complete satisfaction spread across her face as Austin spoke. "Man, you've got to let loose. You have some massive bad karma built up. No one will think you bad if they knew you like Barbies, and wore womens underwear. It's healthy self expression, yeah! Let it out baby!"

Letting out a scream that sounded like a wounded animal, Jareth lunged at Dee with claws bared, only to be stopped dead by Sting and Peter standing up. Both were taller than him. "Leave her be," Sting commanded.

Challenging Sting, Maul stood up and flicked on his lightsaber. "Let them fight!"

"I blame this on you! I hate you. " Sniffing Jareth glared at the circle of people about to kill him.

Essy exchanged a quick glance at Dee, before they both burst out laughing. "I think we need to restrain our.. therapists."

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Written by Kara

"Yes, I think we do." Kara stood up. "What's wrong with you guys?" She glared at Jareth. "You really shouldn't be attacking people like that. It's good for you to get your secrets out in the open." The three men stood glaring at each other still. "Sit down. Sit! All three of you!" The room snickered as the three pouted and sat back down.

"Now what?" Jade asked, hoping it was all over and she could go home.

"Well, Kara, since you feel that sharing is such a healthy thing, why don't you tell a few of your secrets?" Jareth said as he glared in her direction.

"You want a secret?" Kara quirked a brow. "Okay." She looked at Jareth, then glanced at the rest of the members of the group. Taking a deep breath, she spoke. "Jareth is my father." Kara heard the shocked gasps from everyone around her and smiled, looking up at Jareth. "And then, well, I have this huge crush on Daivd Bowie and my friend Ben here, but that's already been worked out. My personal therapy session did wonders for that issue. So, anyway. Who's next?"

"Wait a minute! Jareth's your father? Where did this come from?" Pervert Princess piped up, smiling at having discovered another of Jareth's secrets.

"Yes Jareth. Why don't you explain this to us?" Dee pressed the issue. Jareth glared at Kara.

"It's a long story." He replied.

"That's okay, we have time." Pervert Princess rejoined.

"Have time for what?" Gemma asked as she entered the room with Colin.

"Nothing." Jareth quickly answered.

"Jareth was just about to tell us the story behind him becoming Kara's father." PP caught Gemma up.

"Another daughter? Jesus Jareth. Can't you keep your tights on?"

"Funny." Jareth replied dryly. "If you really must know, I was married.

My wife died and I had no idea how to raise a child, so I sent her to earth to be raised."

"You were married?!" Dee shouted in disbelief.

"Yes."

"Why didn't any of us know about this?" PP asked.

"I didn't feel that any of you needed to know."

"Including me." Kara murmered.

"I told you eventually."

"Oh yeah, well that just makes up for everything."

"Well, she certainly has his sarcasm." Essy whispered to Dee.

"Yeah baby! Let it all out baby!" Austin watched excitedly as the events unfolded.

"I don't really feel like talking about this anymore." Kara looked at Jareth and then examined the carpet.

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Written by Fairy

As Kara and Jareth made thair confessions, nobody noticed as Fairy went first white as a sheet, then convulsed.

"Allie-chan!" Yaten cried in alarm, as she gripped her shirt tightly.

"nononono..." Another daughter her age? "Fuck him, fuckfuckfuckfuck..." she murmured under her breath. "He's a fucking, fucking liar..."

Suddenly the Starlights were around her, petting her hair.

"Shhh... shhh... it will be alright, chibi, it will be alright."

"Poor Yousei-chan... you don't need him anyway..."

"Baby, forget him, he's as old as your father..."

There were a couple of stares from people who didn't know who her father was.

"I hate you, Jareth," she muttered just loud enough for Jareth to hear, before getting up and running out of the room. Yaten ran after her. Everyone stared after her in shock. Why did such a thing affect her so? Everyone knew how Jareth was. Kara looked confused and upset.

"What was that about?" Luke asked, perplexed.

"Carrying torches is difficult." Taiki murmered.

"Hmmm..." Austin whipped out a file marked "Fairybite" and flipped through it. "Ah yes... baby, what a ride! The fairy chick's in love with you."

"She _thinks_ she is," Seiya said, as the others stared.

"Whoah," Lisa murmured.

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Written by Lisa "PP" King

The entire group stared at Fairy's form as she ran through the door, Yaten close on her heels. Of course, the little fairy girl never made it *out* the door, as it was suddenly opened, and in stepped the Smut Queen and Marty, both of them still sweaty and breathing hard.

"Sorry we're la - OOMPH!" cried L.W. as F.B. ran headlong into her stomach. They toppled over, Yaten tripping on top, to add to the tangle of bodies. Marty stood back, surpressing a chuckle, then pulled his little dinner roll out of the mess. He brushed imaginary dirt off her clothes, feeling her up again. She pressed her body to his, their faces inches apart.

"Let me go!" cried Fairy, struggling to break free from Yaten's grasp.

"Hey, baby! Don't run away!" called Austin. "Things are just getting interesting! Yeah!" The professional swinger looked around, a smirk on his face. No one smiled back.

L.K. pulled away from the Sex Doc's arms, and walked over to Fairy. On the way, she grabbed Jareth and pulled him up by his most prized possession...his hair. He'd rather cut off an arm than mess it up. Glaring at the Pervert Princess, he submitted to her after Frank pinched his ass, waving a maximum-sized dildo in the air threateningly.

"Okay, Allie...Jareth," she gave a sharp tug on his head. He reached up to slap her, but Luke Skyfucker - I mean, SkyWALKER used the Force to pull his hand away. Maul glared, and clicked on his lightsaber. Essy's eyes widened in delight, and she prepared to pull out her own. Jade shot her a withering look, and with a pout worthy of the title of G.K., the blonde Brit put it away.

Throughout it all, Dee and Gemma were in the corner, comparing notes on the best positions and ways to blow one's mind, and ogling David Bowie's ass...which was currently cupped in one of Kara's hands.

"Okay, you two," PP continued, "are going to go *there*," she pointed to a doorway, "and resolve this. NOW." With the Force, Maul opened the door, just as Jareth and Fairy fell through, into the darkened room within. Essy locked it with a satisfied smile, and put the key down her shirt.

"Now what?" Kara asked, absentmindedly caressing Ben's chest muscles.

"Now, we listen in!" L.K. proudly exclaimed, pointing the stereo system in the wall. With the Force, Luke turned up the volume.

Waiting expectantly for the sound show to begin, Frank and Marty passed out some snacks. Popcorn and beer, you sickos, not whipped cream and strawberries!

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Written by Lisa "SQ" Weber

Straightening my clothes, I turned to face the room, a slight frown on my face.

"It's *not* what you think, you guys....regardless of what I've said in the past. Nothing happened!" I tried to explain, seeing the smug grins on Essy and Lisa K.

"Suuuuuure, Lisa....we *know* how you are....and look at you!" Lisa said.

"Yeah, you're all red in the face and sweaty!" piped up Essy, winking at Marty and smirking at me.

I started to step forward to explain more, but found myself hauled back against Marty's chest, his strong forearm smuching me up against him. "Why don't you tell them what *really* happened" he murmered in my ear, a twinkle in his eye as he surveyed the room.

"Oh! Shut up, you dork, you know *nothing* happened, and you know *why*!!!" I said, digging my elbow into his ribs in a futile effort to get him to let me go.

"Well baby, why don't you share with us then, yeah? said Austin, adjusting his package not so discretely.

I looked around the room, seeing every eye on me, even Maul looking kinda curious, and sighed. I really hadn't wanted to get into this, but I was stuck now, it seemed, due to *someone* with a big mouth. *Fuck it* I thought to myself. *Might as well get it over and done with*.

So, leaning back against Marty (might as well be comfortable), I settled in to explain it all.

"As you all know, about a year ago, I found this great band...The Mayfield Four. I went to see them play in various cities, in a couple of different states, and found myself in love with Marty here" and I patted his ass for emphasis.

"I kept it secret, telling only a couple of friends, until Dawn came up with a brilliant idea. Write him anonymous dirty letters. Oh, it was great fun, I had a blast, laughed my ass off thinking about him getting these letters on the road, and having to take care of himself for the night after reading them.So I wrote him a few, and all was fine until he played in Spokane one night last March...that's when I blew my cover"

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Written by Fairy

After I had finished trying to scream thru the heavy wooden door that Lisa was a bitch to lock me in a magic-proof closet with a man I utterly loathed, I curled up in a corner, as tight as I could, and tried to stop crying. In a moment, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I tried to jerk it away, but though it was gentle, it was also strong. In a moment, the owner had pried my little ball (no pun intended) apart and forced my face towards his with his gloved hand, but I shut my eyes.

"Allie... please..." There was no whining in his tone, so I had to open my eyes. He was the essence of sincerity, and I turned my face away in pain, finally finding my hoarse voice.

"Fuck off... please?"

He seemed a bit taken aback at the profanities I was using, unusual for me. He recovered quickly.

"No..."

"Why the hell not? Why can't you leave me alone?! Damn you, why not?!" Tears were streaming down my cheeks.

"Because I love you."

"YOU FUCKING LIAR!" I shoved him backwards as hard as I could, sobbing.

"True, not the same way you love me."

"No, you love the seduction," I said bitterly. "You're in love with yourself, with what you can do to me! You don't love anyone else, and I'm a fool to have dreamed!"

"No, I don't love any one of the people I love above the others. But I know you believe in poligamy... or Rowan, Al'Ra, Obi-Wan... not to mention those three out there... would be in bodycasts by now."

I blushed at his shrewdness, bringing up my own rather colorful entourage.

I didn't know what to say... I couldn't just say, fine, it's enough... we can be lovers now. Or something like that!

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Written by Dee

Glancing around at the utter choas, Dee burst out laughing. It wasn't the laughing of a sane girl, it was maniacal. "Doesn't this whip the llamas ass!"

"Llamas?" Gemma asked, a confused look on her face. "Ass?" Princess asked, laughing as she said it.

This was complete insanity. Fairy was having a break down, the gorgeous Sith and Jedi were fighting, the Smut Queen was telling her story, and Jade looked like she was going to throw up. It was all too much. Turning in a circle, Dee watched as Sting and Peter started practicing yoga and twisting their bodies very oddly. Frank n' Furter was looking very intrigued.

"Um, does anyone else think this is chaos?" Kara asked, as she idly watched Bowie as he watched the lightsaber fight.

"We like chaos," Essy put in with a deviouse smile on her face.

"Groovy baby, how about I show you what good karma could do for you. Yeah!"

Turning, all the chicks looked at Austin Powers in disgust. Then, slowley, a very evil grin spread over all of their faces.

Putting her hand on her hips, Dee smiled at her freinds. "I think that we need to be occupied, while all this chaos runs it's course. Fairy is on her own, Smut Queen... we can't wait to hear her story. B-u-t... I think it's about time we got our moneys worth out of these therapists."

Seeing Princess lick her lips, Gemma burst out laughing. "What do you suggest?"

Looking at Essy, Dee grinned. "Truth or Dare, anyone?"

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Written by Kara

Kara sat watching the choas around her. David and Ben were busy watching the lightsaber battle, Fairy and Jareth were, well she wasn't sure what they were doing. Dee was yelling something about playing truth or dare. In short, Kara just couldn't take it anymore. She jumped to her feet and, after taking a deep breath, yelled:

"I'm pregnant with David Bowie's love child!" The room froze and fell into shocked silence.

"What?!" PP shrieked as she glared daggers at David.

Jareth stopped in mid-sentence, and Fairy wondered what he was going to do.

The room heard a pounding on the door and Jareth started yelling.

"My child knocked up by that no good Bowie? Kara, how could you do this to me? Your own flesh and blood? Just wait until I get my hands on him! How did this happen? No, don't say another word. I don't want to know the details of my daughter boning away with that....that.... mortal!"

"Wait a minute! How do you know it's his? It could be mine." Ben interjected. At this point Jareth attempted to break down the door.

"I was with her last." David replied. Jareth started ramming the door harder.

"So? That doesn't mean anything."

"Guys. Stop it. I was-" Kara was cut off as Jareth finally managed to break out.

"You." He pointed at David and Ben. They glanced at each other and made a mad dash for the exit with Jareth in hot pursuit.

"I was just kidding!" Kara yelled after them, but they didn't seem to hear. "So, did someone say something about truth or dare?"

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Written by Lisa "SQ" Weber

*Stupid me*, I though, remembering the conversation I'd had with Dawn, sitting across from Marty at the club. *Just because the music is cranked and he's talking to someone, does NOT mean that he isn't keeping his ear on you, too*

"well....get on with it, dammit!!!" Essy shouted, getting rather impatient. "I don't have all damn day ya know!"

"Keep yer pants on, dammit Essy" came a comment from across the room. Essy whirled to see the author of it, but everyone had their poker faces on, not even a slight twitch to indicate amusement.

"Hah, like _that's_ ever gonna happen" came another comment, in a loud whisper.

Eyes flashing Essy, whipped out her saber, waving it in front of her. "Shut up, unless you wanna get a poking you'll _never_ forget" she growled.

"Ahem" I said, clearing my throat. "May I go on now? Good. Thank you."

"So I'm sitting there with Dawn, giggling over how he had NO clue I was sending him the letters, and making dumb comments about being buttered by him...as you know, I _am_ his little dinner roll...heh heh. Apparently, he overheard us, even though he was talking to other people at the time. So the next night, in Seattle after the show, he walks up to us with this _smile_ on his face. Rather like the one he's wearing now", and I turned to look. Sure enough, there was this shit-eating grin plastered across his face, a wicked glint in his eye as he remembered the comment I had made in one letter....something along the lines of this: pushing me up against the wall, your knee slides between mylegs and you press your thigh against my pussy, and then your handtakes its place. you slide one finger into me, and feel how I am steaming hot and soaking wet for you, and then you kneel down and start to lick slowly around my clit, pushing your finger in and out of me, adding a second one, making my knees tremble.

"So after the show, he saunters up to Dawn & I, and says something along the lines of "So, _someone_ has been sending me these pretty amazing letters...they're really, uh, adult...." and just trails off after that, waiting for us to say something. So I panicked for a second, asked him about them like I had no clue, and hoped that he really did NOT know it was me."

"To make a long, long story a little shorter, he asked Dawn outside the club if I did it, she nodded and grinned, and I flipped out for a couple of weeks. I got over it, discussed it with him in Las Vegas (hey, shoulda gotten him drunk and taken him to the Elvis Chapel of Love!), and choked on my dinner when he quoted another of the letters. Through all of that, he, being the _man_ he is, had NO clue that I really _loved_ him. Not just in the I-want-your-body kind of way, but a deep down lasting love for him. To protect myself, I hid it well......_too_ well, I think. He had no clue, and this is where _she_ comes in. That stupid little hooker bitch. It's all because of _her_ that we're where we are at now. Like I said earlier, it's not what you think. He had to chase me to get me in here, and if I hadn't slipped coming around a corner, I would've been scott free, instead of telling you all about this.

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Written by Fairy

Before either of us could say anything more, Jareth was out the door chasing Bowie around the complex. I slumped against the wall, relieved and depressed that we had not had a chance to talk.

I sat there long enough to listen to Lisa's story. I wanted to go out and talk to my Queen, but no... I needed to get out. It was lucky that they, in the chaos, had forgotten about me.

I slipped out of the closet and down the hall, stopping at a window- the same window, ironically, that Jade had used as an exit earlier. Climbing out, I made a light leap and hit the ground running towards the dense woods. No thought entered my head but that I had to get away.

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Written by Jade

Jade saw Fairy make a mad dash out the door. *If I have to be here, then she sure as heck is going to be here too!* she thought to herself. Making her way across the room, Jade enlightened the Sailor Senshi that Fairy took the easy way out. Without a second lost, they were gone. Jade smiled and waited patiently for them to return.

Within minutes, they returned with a not so pleased Fairy.

"Let me go!" Fairy yelled, trying to wriggle from their grasp.

"No," Yaten replied with a grin.

"It's only fair Fairy. What goes around comes around." Jade replied with a smile. Leaning against the wall, she stayed out of the way and waited to see what was next. The talk of truth or dare' was floating through the air.

"Alright, I'm back. Now let go of me," Fairy said, glaring at her captors.

"Truth or dare Allie-chan?" Yaten asked, amusement written across his face.

"Neither," Fairy replied angrily, pulling from his grasp.

"Oh come on baby," Austin threw in. "Sounds like a swingin' good time, yeah."

"Why don't you go first then?" Fairy asked, looking straight at Austin.

"That's not my bag, baby" he replied, a shocked look on his face.

"Yeah, come on Austin. Truth or dare?" Dee asked, smiling evilly.

"Baby, really it's not my bag," he replied hastily.

"Not an option," Maul spoke up. "Choose."

Austin looked at the Sith with his hand on his saber and knew that he only had one option. "Dare," Austin replied, looking at Dee and smiling. "Well, baby? What do you dare?" he asked, looking her up and down with a satisfied smirk.

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Written by Fairy

I couldn't help but smile as Dee glared at the annoying swinger before retreating back towards Sting. Yaten gave me a squeeze, Seiya a light punch on the shoulder, and Taiki an encouraging smile.

Just then, Essy looked up and grinned evily. Fittingly so. =P

"Fairy... truth or dare?!"

I was about to say no again, but Maul gave me a warning look and I stopped, instinctively putting my hand where my lightsaber would have been, had I brought it. However, I hadn't exactly been thinking of my equipment as a Padawan when I'd come along. So I aquiesced, knowing that I didn't want to get into the fight with the orange-eyed one.

"Dare..." I sighed, because I feared what truths they might ask. I made a small resolution, about dare guidlines, in my head, and then nervously waited for my sentence.

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Written by Dee

Smiling, Dee stuck her hands deeper into her sweatjacket pockets. "Dare? It's risky."

Fairy flinched, but stood her ground. "I can take it."

"If you think so." Turning to the people around her, she yelled. "Fairy! I *dare* you to.... withstand a seduction by Austin Powers."

Watching the shock spread over Fairys face, Dee grinned. "Yeah baby! Yeah!"

***

Princess produced a radio from the corner of the room, and proceeded to flip through the stations. Landing on the song "Secret Agent Man", she stopped and grinned at Fairy. On the opposite end of the room, the swinger stood.

He locked eyes with Fairy, and with a curl of his lip he strode toward her, accentuating his obscenely tight pants.

Dee giggled as she imaged what must be going through her poor freinds mind.

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Written by Jade

The music flowed from the radio as Austin began to dance. Looking at Fairy, he smiled and ran his hands down his chest trying to be seductive. Fairy looked at him and grimaced. Swinging his hips, he mimicked the words to the chorus, "Secret Agent Man."

Dee smiled and watched the scene unfold before her. *How sweet,* she thought, as she watched Fairy squirm.

Austin ripped his shirt open, baring his very hairy chest and Fairy almost fell over. Moving closer, he swayed his hips, and pointed at Fairy with a *come hither* look.

Fairy shook her head no, and wondered how she got herself into such a situation. She watched with wide eyes as he drew closer still and took a deep breath.

Austin grinned at her and then looked around the room. All the women would adore him soon. Smiling sexily, he removed his pants easily leaving his British flag speedos for all eyes to see.

Princess laughed while Dee snickered at the look on Fairy's face.

"Oh god!" Fairy shrieked.

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Written by Fairy

I bit my lip, struggling with the urge to scream and run. The repulsive... Powers... got closer. I took a deep breath.

"Not today, Powers," I said flippantly, "I'm not in the mood for... *men*... today." I put my hand to his chest and pushed him backwards, before going and winding my arms around Yaten and the smirking Seiya. Taiki came up behind us and put his arms around their necks.

"But he's a guy!" Austin protested, pointing at Taiki.

"Not really," I grinned, loving the swinger's shocked expression, and sticking my tongue out at Dee. Then I turned my head towards Lisa.

"Hey Princess... Truth or Dare?"

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Written by Lisa "PP" King

"Dare. No one shall ever be privileged enough to know all my secrets," Lisa replied. "Besides," she added, with a sharp glare at Jareth, "I'm not sure I want to know what kind of questions you people could come up with." Dee hung her head in disappointment. Sting helped cheer her up with a french kiss. Essy once again told Maul to put his light saber away...ahem, his battery-powered light saber. Lisa and Marty snuggled in the corner, watching everyone with fiendish looks on their faces.

"I dare you to -" Jade started at the same time Kara said, "Wait! I figured it out! I'm pregnant with *Austin's* love child!" With a snarl, Jareth turned to the British swinger and popped him on the kisser.

Austin rubbed his jaw. "That wasn't very groovy, baby," he said sadly, shaking his head.

"Someone dare me, people!" Lisa cried.

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Written by Essy

I dare you to outdrink Essy!" Came a ridiculously sexy deep voice from the corner of the room.

Lisa swung around and stared at the grinning not-quite-zabrakian,with loathing. "You had to say that didn't you! You just had to!

Kara looked at Lisa, confused. "I don't get it!"

"Essy has a certain...reputation!" said Lisa. "Do I have to do this?"

"Yes!"

"But it might kill me!"

Essy raised and eyebrow at her. "Apprentice?"

Lisa reconsidered. "Okay, okay! But I don't like this!"

From the corner of the room there was a snicker. "This sounds like a groovy dare baby yeah!"

There was a "zwyuhzhupp!" sound, sorta like a tape being rewound.

"Someone dare me, people!" Lisa cried.

Fairybite looked at her curiously. "Didn't you just say that?"

"What do you mean?"

"I just had a deja vu."

"Like this was all just a big fanfic and somebody here was correcting a continuity mistake?"

"Yeah, as if one of us made an idiot of herself and corrected things by abusing her powers as a meta-character."

Essy started whistling and tried to look innocent.

Lisa shrugged and repeated her challenge. "Someone dare me, people!"

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Written by Kara

"Someone dare me, people!" Lisa cried.

She stood there watching everyone, and waiting for her dare. Austin walked away from Jareth, anxious to avoid another blow. Jade had forgotten her dare after the commotion, and stood there desperately trying to remember it.

"Okay. PP, I dare you to not have sex for 24 hours." Kara said. "Or would you prefer truth?"

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Written by Dee

"Dare her!" Dee demanded, looking quite pleased with herself. Lisa stood, watching the chicks around her, a thoughtful look on her face. "I would do it, b-u-t, I already got to torture Fairy with Danger Powers over there."

Austin was reclining, oh-so-sexily, against his pillow and giving all the women a "come hither" stare. In sync, they all shuddered in revulsion.

"You're afraid of what I'll do," Lisa announced, her hands on her hips.

"Is there anything she won't do?" Jade asked with a sigh.

Dee supressed a grin, after all, it was someone elses turn to torture.

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Written by Lisa "SQ" Weber

Having finished my story, I looked around the room and noticed nobody was coming up with a new dare. Thinking for a second, I started to grin a *very* wicked grin.

"Oh Liiiiiisssssaaaaaaaaaaa, Youu hoooo........I have a dare for you" I called to her.

Everyone turned to look at me, surprised I was doing much of anything in there, since I am known not to participate, and Lisa smirked at me and said "Well, whatcha got for me? I bet it's nothing!! HAHAHHAA!!!!" and proceeded to chuckle mightily.

Raising my eyebrow at her, I smirked right back ans said "I dare you to......CLEAN AUSTIN'S TEETH with your OWN TOOTHBRUSH!!!! And then USE IT!!" and I laughed mightily, for I amuse myself quite often.

There was a collective gasp, and someone squirmed in their seat, and furtive whispers of "no way, she doesn't HAVE to, does she?" from around the room.

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Written by Lisa "PP" King

Immediately, I got up, went over to Lisa, and smacked her upside the head. She shook it, trying to clear it. I put my hands on my hips, and snarled at her, "That's what you get for trying to be so danged mean to me! Harumph!" I sat back down.

Everyone looked at me funny. I closed my eyes, so I couldn't see them looking at me funny anymore. Even with my eyes closed, I could hear the whispers. So, I put my hands over my ears, and yelled out,

"JADE! KARA! I DARE YOU TWO TO..."

*drumroll, please*

"...TO SING KAROKEE! RIGHT NOW! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!"

Dimly, I heard Kara groan. From the sounds to my left, Luke had to Forcibly restrain Jade.

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Written by Lisa "SQ" Weber

As Jade and Kara belted out the last strains of "FEELINGS", I crawled over to where Lisa was sitting, snuck up behind her and scared the hell out of her by giving her a wet willie.

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" she hollered, clapping a hand over her ear in disgust.

Busting out laughing, I said "That's what you *get* for being such a wuss and pussing out on your dare! So HAH! Now, since that really WAS wrong of me...I dare you to go....umm....umm...wrestle Maul for his sabre!!!!" , and with that I sat back on my heels, smirking to myself. I was beginning to really enjoy this, myself!!!

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Written by Kara

Lisa stared at Maul for a moment, contemplating. It certainly was better than cleaning Austin's teeth with her own toothbrush and then using it. She didn't like the idea of having to outdrink Essy, and not having sex for 24 hours: that wasn't very appealing either. With a sigh, Lisa got to her feet and walked toward Maul.

"All right Maul. It's you and me. Gimme that light saber!" Lisa reached out and attempted to grab the light saber before Maul could stop her, but suddenly found herself on the ground. "Oof! Fine! I WILL wrestle you for it!"

Kara and Jade watched as Lisa and Maul wrestled each other to the ground.

"At least Lisa finally got around to accepting a dare." Kara whispered to Jade.

"I was beginning to wonder." Jade replied.

"Hey, Jade. You know, now would be the perfect time for us to put our plans into action."

"Now?"

"Yeah. Why not? No one is paying any attention to us. We already did the Karaoke. I'd say we could go unnoticed. At least for a while."

"Okay, I'll get Luke, you get David."

"Will do." Jade and Kara went in search of their men. Kara found David watching the wrestling match with a amusement. She tugged at his arm to get his attention and he quietly follwed her away from the crowd. "Are you ready?"

"Now? What about Ben?" David whispered.

"We don't really need Ben. It'd be too crowded anyway." David glanced over his shoulder to where Ben was standing, eagarly watching Lisa and Maul fight each other for the light saber. He shrugged and turned back to Kara.

"Where's Jade and Luke?"

"Jade is off finding him." Kara scanned the room quickly. "There they are, in the corner." She said, pointing in their direction.

"Let's go."

Jade found Luke quickly.

"Luke, do you remember that plan of ours?" She asked, her eyes staring up into his beautiful blue ones.

"You mean the one about the four of us going off to live-" Jade clamped her hand over his mouth.

"Shhh. Someone might hear you. Yes, that plan. Well, Kara and I think now is a good time." They both turned to look at the crowd surrounding Lisa. Luke nodded.

"Hey, you guys ready?" Kara asked fom behind them.

"Yes, let's get out of here." Jade replied with a smile.

"Let's." They both stiffled their laughs, not wanting to draw any attention to themselves. The four of them quietly slipped out of the building, hoping no one would miss them any time soon.

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Written by Dee

Dee's sides hurt from laughing so hard. Between watching Lisa and Maul wrestle, her screams of "Give it here or I'll shove so far up your ass.." and watching Austin eye Lisa's toothbrush with a distasteful look, she was dying.

Using her hand as a fan, she fanned herself and took off her sweatjacked. Tying it around her waste, she glanced around the room eyeing the occupants. "Hey," she yelled at the general mayhem around her. "Where is Jade... and Kara?"

Lisa popped up, her clothing in shreads, due to the fact that the real lightsaber had been turned on. "Where are those chicks?"

Seeing the open door, Lisa W. put her hands on her hips. "They escaped!"

Looking at one another, they silently debated on what to do about it. Jade and Kara couldn't escape, this torture was for everyone. "I am going after her", Dee announced, looking around the room.

"You are just trying to get out of truth or dare!" Essy accused, laughing.

Grinning, Dee shrugged. "I'm not afraid of anything you could throw at me."

"Why can't Jareth or the Star Lights just poof them back," Gemma asked, confused.

Jareth, who was looking shaken and scared, glared at them. "I tried that already, if I have to be here, they have to be here. But no, they are somewhere where I can't find them."

Seeing Jareth pout like a little girl, Princess laughed her ass off. "This is classic. What a wuss."

"I am not a wuss." Jareth stuck his nose in the air, and glared at all the listians.

"You are too," Dee taunted.

"GO find Jade, and leave me alone."

Dee flashed a thousand watt smile at the Goblin King. "I don't think so, torturing you is so much more fun. Truth or Dare, Jareth?"

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Written by Kara

"Neither. I'm going to find them and bring them back." Jareth stood up and straightened his clothing.

"Why are you so determined to find them?" Dee asked.

"My daughter is out there doing God knows what with that," he cringed, "Bowie fellow. And Jade with that," he cringed again, "Star Wars character. Where did I go wrong?"

"What's up with your concern for what Jade does?" Lisa asked, a suspicious glint in her eyes.

"She's a listian. I concern myself with all of your actions."

"Oh? You don't seem to care what the rest of us are doing behind closed doors."

"Well none of you have decided to have affairs with a Star Wars character."

"What about Essy?"

Jareth shifted uncomfortably.

"Admit it Jareth." Lisa pressed.

"Admit what?"

"You've got a crush on Jade." She smiled triumphantly as a mortified expression crossed his pale features.

"Don't be ridiculous. Let's just go find Jade."

"And your daughter."

Jareth paused. "Yes, of course." Then he exited the room, with a smirking Dee and Lisa in tow.

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Written by Jade

"Where should we look first?" Princess asked.

"How am I supposed to know? He's the brains!" Dee shot back, pointing and smirking at Jareth.

"Will you two stop that!" he ordered, but sighed when they began laughing louder. "Why was I cursed with listians such as you?" he muttered.

"Just lucky, I guess!" Princess replied cheerfully. She and the good Doctor were walking close behind Jareth. "So, where are we going?" she asked, poking Jareth between the shoulder blades.

"Ow, knock it off Lisa!" he growled.

"So, where are we..." Princess started again.

"Shut up!" he yelled back at her.

"Okay, okay. Don't get your knickers in a twist! I know when I am not wanted. I know when to shut up and when to talk. I-" she rambled until a hand clamped across her mouth.

"One more word and you will be spending the remainder of your time fishing in the Bog." Jareth threatened.

"How about the local wally world?" Dee stated, seeing the sign from where she stood. "Jade likes to shop. It's possible." she reasoned, with many odd glances in her direction.

"So she does," Lisa remarked, taking off running across the parking lot. "Last one there has to clean Jareth's bathroom!" she screamed.

Every one of them went running except for Fairy and the starlights. Fairy stood her ground staring at the large sign. She shuddered. "There is no way I am going in there!" she remarked, as she watched the others enter the store. "Ugh, Wal-mart." she grimaced as she waited.

Once inside, the group split up to save time. The Lisa's went to electronics. Walking past the counter, they made their way back toward the radios at the back wall. Glancing around, a grin spread across their face as they cranked them up. The music billowed from the device. The attendant made his way back to them, and both Lisa's smoothed their hair and smiled widely.

Jareth scoped the hardware section and came across a rather nice saw he just thought he had to have. Picking it up off of the rack, he ran his finger lightly down the side of the blade, noting the smoothness of the metal against his skin.

Smirking, he noticed his reflection in the sparkling metal and grinned. Thinking himself to look debonair, he again ran his finger down the side of the blade in an attempt to show his real manhood. "Damn!" he grumbled as the red fluid began to flow from his finger. He replaced the saw and headed for band-aids.

Dee walked with a purpose up and down the isles. Having lost Sting and Peter somewhere along the way, she gave up looking and sought to find the Lisas. Walking past electronics, she stopped and giggled as she witnessed the Lisa's flirting shamelessly with the clerk. Shrugging her shoulders, she walked to the video games and started to play.

Fairy still stood in the parking lot, waiting patiently for the others to return.

Gemma and Essy walked down the isles with people staring at them. Essy for her escort, and Gemma for, well, her attire wasn't at all appropriate to be in public.

"We didn't get a chance to get anything really prepared guys." Kara stated, looking around the empty space. The only thing they had was a bit of furniture, the bare necessities.

"How about I go and get some provisions?" David spoke, grinning at Kara. "Then we wouldn't have to go anywhere for quite awhile."

"Nice," Kara smiled back. "You go and get back. We will get things ship-shape by the time you return, okay?" she asked softly.

"You got it," he replied, kissing her lightly and leaving. Walking out the door, David did the only thing he could think of. To save money, he headed for Wally World.

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Written by Kara Benten

Gemma and Essy noticed a trail of little blood droplets and followed it, only to find Jareth, wandering around the store, frantically searching for a band-aid.

"Jesus, Jareth! What happened to you?" Essy asked.

"Do you know where the band-aids are?" He replied hurriedly.

"Can't take you anywhere, can we? They're back that way." She said, pointing behind them. "Isle seven I think." Without another word, Jareth ran off in the direction indicated. "You're welcome!" she shouted after him.

"Now, where would Jade be?" Gemma wondered aloud.

"Hmm, I don't know. We already checked the clothes. Electronics maybe?"

"It's worth a shot."

David walked through the entrance to Wal-Mart and smiled politely at the greeter.

"Would you like cart, sir?"

"Yes, thank you." David took the offered cart and began examing the list he had made on the way over. "Let's see here. Food." He went in search of the food isles.

"Hey! Did you see that?" Dee pointed and turned to Sting.

"What?" Sting asked, glancing in the direction in which she was pointing.

"I thought I just saw David Bowie."

"Where?"

"There. He just went around the corner."

"Well, let's go look."

David quickly grabbed all the food and drink he thought they would need and moved on to find personal items.

Dee, and Sting rounded the corner, just missing seeing David.

"I could have sworn he was here." Dee said, exasperated.

"I'm sure he is. Somewhere."

Jareth finally found the first-aid section, and quickly located the bad-aids.

"Ouch! I can't open these with only one hand."

"Need some help?" A familiar voice asked from beside him. Jareth looked up to see David smiling at him. "That looks like a nasty cut. What did you do?"

"You! Where are my daughter and Jade?!"

"You really shouldn't shout in a public place. It's rude."

"Hey! What's all the commotion?" Lisa suddenly appeared. "It's David! Where are they?" She glanced around looking for Jade, Luke and Kara.

"See? I knew he was here!" Dee exclaimed as she stood at the end of the isle.

"So where are they?" Lisa persisted.

"Not here." David replied.

"Who's not here?" Gemma asked.

"Now how is it that you all seem to be able to show up all of the sudden?" David asked, looking at Gemma and Essy.

"Do you know how much noise you two are making over here?" Essy answered.

"So, out with it. Where are they?" Jareth said, bringing David's attention back to the question at hand.

"Not here." He said again. The group began to close in on him, and he gradually backed into one of the shelves.

"Hey, you know what?" Lisa, the Smut Queen said, a sudden glint of knowledge in her eyes. The group turned to look at her. "I overheard Kara and Jade talking about living in a cave with Luke and David. Would that be where you all ran off to, David?"

David looked at her, refusing to answer. That was all she needed; she knew she was right. Now all they had to do was get David to show them where the cave was.

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Written by Fairy

Fairy looked up from her liplock with Yaten long enough to see the group emerging from the evil, slave-labor-endorsing chain store.

"Mmmm, Yaten-sama, they're back... with Bowie!" The quartet pulled apart and watched as the group all but dragged David out of Wal-Mart.

"Where are Jade, Luke, and Kara?!" She demanded of the gorgeous singer immediately, after grinning at the sight of him detained. He just glared at her.

"Won't talk, eh? We'll see about that, won't we, minna-san?" She turned grinning to the Lights, who had all shifted to male form. Flicking her wrist, she tossed a crystal at them which showered them with glitter.

David groaned at the sight of the three men in skin-tight rabbitsuits, sequins, and feathers. He thought he'd put all that behind him... they advanced. Seiya leaned down... "Okay, okay!"

He told them, and immediately the group was on its way.

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Written by Jade

As the group neared the hideout of Kara and Jade, David looked around suspiciously. He knew the extent the two girls had went to making sure the cave was secure. A smile creased his lips already knowing what he was to do.

"What are you smirking at?" Princess asked, holding tightly to his arm.

"Oh, nothing. You won't find them, you know?" he replied, a grin spreading across his handsome face.

"We'll just see about that, won't we?" Jareth replied, his smug arrogance filling the surrounding air.

"There, that's the last of it. Plug it in, will you Kara?" Luke asked, sitting down at the console.

"Sure," she replied, taking the plug and inserting it into the socket. In an instant the console came to life. Colors and flashing lights lit up the screen with a monitor in the middle. Walking to stand behind him, Kara looked across the console and smirked. "This is great!"

Jade walked into the room carrying a plate of sandwiches. Kara picked one up and bit into it, smiling at their triumph. Luke took one, giving Jade a quick smile, then turned his attention back to the console.

"I just have to configure everything and then we're set," he said, typing in various codes to the computer.

Kara took a step back and glanced at her watch. "What could be taking him so long?" she asked aloud.

Jade smiled. "He's fine Kara. Besides, he knows what to do if ever separated from us."

"I know, but still... I just hope he doesn't get into trouble." she replied back. Shaking the doubt from her mind, she walked toward the kitchen. "Anyone want something to drink?" she called back.

"Mountain Dew for me," Jade replied.

"I'll take some hot chocolate," Luke stated, not taking his eyes from the screen. Working diligently, he soon had the configurations set and running. "There, that will do it," he said, turning his gaze from the screen to Jade.

"Come here," he whispered, holding his hand out to her. Taking her hand, he pulled Jade to sit down beside him on the bench. "Did you get the video in place?" he asked softly, draping his arm around her shoulders.

"You bet 'cha," she replied with a nod.

"Good," he said, then continued. "How about you Kara? Did you get the motion sensors in place?" he called.

"Yep. All done and awaiting your command," she replied walking back into the room with a tray in her hands. "Here you go."

"Thank you," Luke said, lifting the mug from the tray.

"Thanks Kara," Jade replied with a smile.

"Don't mention it," she giggled back at them.

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"Just where are we going?" Gemma asked, bringing up the rear with Essy and Maul.

"Like we are supposed to know?" the Smut Queen replied, a grin spread across her face as she watched Bowie walking in front of her. Reaching out, she tweaked his bum and laughed evilly as he jumped.

"Please try to control yourself, young lady." he said, glancing back at the Smut Queen.

"Sure, Davy, sure. But you know what?" she asked, grinning back at him.

"What?" he asked, almost afraid of the answer.

"I do whatever I please, my boy!" she replied, tweaking his bum once again.

"Cut it out!" he yelled.

"Lisa, knock it off. We need him intact when we get there." Jareth stated, hating every word he said. "Then you may rip him to shreds along with Skywalker."

"Why Jareth, I didn't know you cared." David stated with a smirk.

"Why you no good-"

"Jareth!" Princess yelled, breaking off Jareth's attack. "Intact, remember?"

"Alright," Jareth conceded and walked away.

"We're here," Fairy said, ginning as her eyes surveyed the land between them and the entrance.

A shrill sound came from the console, causing everyone to jump. Getting up from the couch, Luke sat down at the monitor. "Uh-oh," he said, motioning them over.

Jade stood behind him, her hands on his shoulders with Kara right beside her. Looking at the monitor, they saw the group moving closer to the entrance.

"David!" Kara shrieked, seeing him being pulled along by Princess.

"Time to move out. Plan B," Jade stated, grabbing Kara's arm and pulling her away from the console. "Come on Kara, he knows where to find us."

Luke coded in the internal security and quickly got to his feet. Running through the room, he caught up with Jade and Kara. Pushing a button hidden beneath a picture, a door slid open revealing their escape. "Shall we ladies?" he asked, motioning them into the tunnel.

Once inside, the door slid shut hiding their escape route. Walking down the tunnel in silence, they quickly found themselves outside, bathed in sunlight. Moving off to the North, they made good time until they reached their final destination. Soon as they were inside, Luke sealed the exit from the inside, making sure that nobody could get into their sanctuary now without their permission.

Walking through the door they found empty space with not a soul in sight. Looking left then right, there was no sign that anyone had been there except for a monitor on the far wall.

"Where the hell are they?" Princess demanded, pulling David along with her. Taking a step into the room, her foot slid from beneath her causing her to fall to the floor with David toppling on top of her. "Get off!" she screamed, pushing him off of her. Looking around, she noticed the floor had a thin layer of ice covering it. Before she could warn the others, they were all on the ground with her.

"I am going to kill them all for this," Jareth seethed, trying to get to his feet but slipping again and landing on Dee.

"Get off me Jareth!" she yelled, "You aren't as light as you look!"

Within a second's notice, the ice turned into gas and filled the air with a fog. Looking around, Dee couldn't see a thing. "Where are you guys?" she called out.

"We are all still here," Jareth grumbled, getting slowly to his feet. "Wait a minute, where is Bowie?" he asked, straining his eyes against the fog.

"Oh, I am still here but not for long. I told you that you wouldn't find them, didn't I? And I do suggest that nobody strikes a match," he stated simply, heading for the door.

"Why?" Gemma asked curiously.

"Well, quite frankly I have no idea what Jade used to make the ice and now it is floating in the air. Wouldn't you find that just a bit uncomfortable not knowing if it is dangerous or not?" he replied, putting them all on edge. "Well I am sorry to leave you all in a strange place, but I must get back before they miss me. Cheerio!" he said, walking out the door, leaving them all standing in the fog.

"What now?" Princess asked.

"Shut up Lisa," came Jareth's reply.

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David knocked on the cold metal waiting for a reply from inside. He glanced around with a smile, knowing that he wasn't followed. When he left, they were all bumbling around in the dark.

"Who is it?" Luke's voice filtered through the small opening.

"It's me, David. Let me in," he replied.

"How many keys do you have on your keyboard?" came Kara's voice.

"9 and they are all K's" he replied with a slight smile.

"Let him in!" she exclaimed.

The door swung open and David walked through and into Kara's arms. "It's about time you got back," she whispered softly.

"Always Kara," he replied, gently pressing his lips to hers.

"Come on guys, knock it off will ya?" Jade said, giggling softly.

"Sorry," Kara replied, her cheeks filling with color.

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"Now what, your oh great know-it-all-ness?" Princess asked sarcastically.

"I don't have a clue," Jareth replied, rubbing his temples.

"We still have to find them and they can't have gotten far, could they?" Dee asked.

"No, of course not." Fairy added.

"Split up then?" Smut Queen asked.

"I don't see why not?" Essy replied.

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Written by Dee

"Splitting up eh?" Dee, stuck her hands deep into her sweatjacket pockets. "Jareth, I am all yours."

Whacking his hand against his head, he glanced upward. "Who up there hates me?"

"I hate you," Princess added helpfully, as she poked him with a grin. "But I'm down here."

"Well," Jareth announced snidely, "I don't know where to begin."

"Isn't that just like a man," Lisa W. announced. "He gets stuck and won't ask for directions."

As Jareth turned a lovely shade of orange, the girls all cracked up.

Fairy shrugged at the laughter and announced, "We are going to figure something out, on a serioius note. Jade isn't getting off that easy."

Essy nodded in agreement as she smiled adoringly up at Maul. "I'm with him, he'll find that Jedi." Maul grunted and pulling himself to his feet, turned on his lightsaber. The Smut Queen nearly swooned and left with him.

"How is any of this helping?" Jareth demanded. "I want to find those girls before anything else goes wrong."

Smiling evily, Dee glanced at Princess. "One would think that with all his time learning to be a secret agent, he would be a little more helpful."

Sticking his nose up in the air, Jareth pouted. "I am not talking to either of you. Baggage! At least wherever Jade and Kara are they can't get into too much trouble."

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Jade smiled at Luke and Kara, feeling very confident that they had at last eluded their freinds. They were all set for quiet and freedom. Turning away from them, Jade caught sight of something that put their sanity and their quiet in danger.

"Well, baby, don't just stand there staring. Work some mojo, yeah!" Opening her mouth in a silent scream, Jade backed up into Luke before everything went black and she was engulfed into nightmares.

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Written by Kara

Jade tossed and turned in bed, whimpering softly. Luke was awakened by her cries and shook her gently, trying to rouse her.

"Jade. Wake up. Jade." He whispered. Suddenly she let out a blood curdling scream and sat up furiously attempting to fight Luke.

"Austin, get away from me! Ahhhh!!!!" She screamed. Luke grabbed her wrists and pinned her against him.

"Jade! It's Luke! Wake up!"

Jade awoke with a start, and she sat there, leaning against Luke for support and trying to catch her breath. "Oh God. It wasn't real. Thank God." She whispered breathlessly.

"What were you dreaming?"

"Jade? Are you okay?" Kara asked from outside the bedroom door.

"She's fine. Just a bad dream." Luke answered.

Kara looked at David, who was standing behind her, then turned back to the door. "Are you sure?" She pressed.

"Yes, I'm fine Kara. Really." Jade replied. Hearing her friend's voice put her more at ease.

"Okay, well we'll be here if you need us."

"Thank you."

Luke waited until they were gone to speak again. "So? What were you dreaming?" He asked a second time. Jade ran a hand through her hair and fell against him, exhausted.

"It was terrible. I dreamt we got here and we were relaxed and enjoying the quiet, and suddenly Austin Powers showed up out of nowhere!" She shuddered at the memory, and Luke hugged her. "It was awful."

"It was just a dream. Probably brought on by the group therapy session. I know how much you disliked that whole experience, it must have had a very big impact on you."

"Yeah, that must have been it."

"You're safe here. They don't know where we are, and we've got warnings systems set up in case they do find us. And Kara and David are here with us. Don't worry so much. You won't have to go back to group therapy."

"Thank you Luke." She kissed him gently, and then lay back down to attempt more sleep.

"All right. We need to find those four and we need to do it soon. They will not escape group therapy." Jareth stated, feeling around the walls for the exit.

"Oh you're just peeved because Jade is with Skywalker." PP said in an exasperated tone.

"Don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I do not have a crush on Jade."

"Then why are you so determined to find them? The rest of us were content to just hang around and play truth or dare."

"My daughter is with that Bowie fellow."

"You left him in the room with her. What did you think was going to happen? Admit it. You like Jade."

"Ah, here's the exit." He said, ignoring her comments.

"All right, now what?" Dee asked once they were all outside the cave.

"We find them." Jareth said as he walked off. The group all looked at each other warily, and shrugged.

"Let's go." Fairy said. "I'm not letting them get away with leaving the therapy session." She took off after Jareth, and the rest of the group slowly followed.

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Written by Fairy

Fairy grinned evilly. She (with her Lights, of course) was about midway between Jareth and the othergroup... and for the moment, out of the hearing range of anyone. She nodded to the others once.

"Fighter Star Power!" "Maker Star Power!" "Healer Star Power!" "Fae Magic!" "Make UP!!!!" In a flash of light, they had transformed.

"What the hell was that?!" Suddenly they heard feet running from where the others were. Quickly, they grabbed hands, just before the group rounded the corner in the corridor.

Fairy focused her mystical fae energies and pinpointed the location. She nodded.

"SAILOR TELEPORT!" She caught sight of Maul's angry face coming around the bend before they disappeared in a shower of glitter and golden light.

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Jade and Luke were embracing peacefully when that same light and glitter filled their little domicile. They both jumped out with a start, and Luke whipped out his lightsaber as the four senshi materialized in front of him.

Fairy smiled. "Hi, Jade, Luke. Please!" She held up her hands, and Luke reluctantly put down the weapon. She and the others detransformed.

"Would you mind say... four additions to this little group? I can't stand Jareth's whining anymore... and I sure don't want to go back to Austin and his therapy!"

Jade and Luke's mouths dropped open.

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