| Big Foot, Sasquatch, he is known and seen by multitudes. However, recent environmental policies have forced this beast out of his natural habitat. He has made Placer High School his new niche. Known also as the "Monkey of Goodwill," he was spotted in Physics teacher Mike Janus's room. Eye witnesses say he was delivering a Code Red Mountain Dew to Janus. Dozens of students have reported a "giant, hairy ape" running amok. Credible sources have revealed that the majority of such incidents have |
| occurred on Upper Campus. Details are still sketchy, however, as to just where Sasquatch has been living. Some students have been terrorized by Sasquatch personally. Senior Kraegen Bramer describes his encounter during a passing period, "I was extremely frightened. It was the first time I've been hugged by a hairy monster." The outcome of this situation is currently uncertain. Whether or not his stay is permanent or temporary, no one knows for sure. -Steven Mockford |
| Sasquatch Makes New Home on Upper Campus |
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| Sightings |
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| Sasquatch checks Mr. Bobo for lice before going back into hiding. |
| Sasquatch climbs a tree outside the art hall in search of some sort of nurishment. |
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| Senior Kraegen Bramer is viciously mauled by the hairy villian. |
| Striking his most famous Big Foot pose, Sasquatch peers back over his shoulder. |
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| Sasquatch runs away after realizing that he is being watched by passersby. |
| Sasquatch squatting, perhaps thinking about how to capture some prey. |
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| Sasquatch swings around on the tree in front of the library during a passing period. |