Aerosmith Obsessives
| When one of Aero's songs come on the radio, you crank it up and sing along at the top of your lungs, even though you already own 17 different versions of the song at home. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When conversing about Aerosmith, you refer to the band members by their first names *only*, as if talking about absent friends. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Whenever your parents ask you to take out the trash, you attempt a mobster chuckle and inquire "Who me? Fahgedaboutit!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You use lines from songs in everyday conversation, then snicker at your own cleverness. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You think...wait KNOW that Aerosmith owns Disney World. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You have a box containing locks of Steven's hair, and not all of it is from his head. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You have dedicated a special room in your house to be your "Aerosmith Room". (ahem - my room) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You're quickly flipping past channels on TV and are able to spot Steven- not by sight, but by a random sound while the interviewer, not Steven, was on camera. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Harley-Davidson wings are just big ole rip-offs. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When Steven's unsure of some bizarre fact of Aerosmith history, he calls YOU. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You have restraining orders out against you from every rock critic who has ever dared to call Aerosmith less than perfect. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your friends refuse to walk into your room due to their fear and disgust over your super-sized version of the naked poster of Steven from the Livin' on The Edge video that you use as wallpaper. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If Aerosmith or anything Aerosmith related is on TV, you tape it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You framed your restraining order because Steven signed it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You get a certain feeling when you're listening to the radio, and you just KNOW Aerosmith is gonna play next. You're never wrong. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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