Ash: aah finally were at the next town
Brock: who the hell cares theres not any gyms in this town so why stay?
Ash: because theres a carnivel in town (Brock looks up)
Brock: oh, woa pretty girls pretty girls (runs up to random girls) say what's your phone number? hey lets go behind a dark ally so we can do some stuff. say will you go out with me?
every one of these girls: NO
Brock: why?
Ash: hey never mind that Brock theres a party starting common (Ash and Brock dress up in party outfits and head off leaving Misty and Pikachu behind)
Misty: well Pikachu looks liks it's just the two of us
Pikachu: pika (tries to climb in Misty's shirt but then gets lifted by two hands)
Misty: nice try Pikachu *sigh* you're just like your trainer you know that?
Pikachu: pika pi
Misty: oh well lets go get some ice creem and go on some rides
Pikachu: (nods) pika pi *thinking* what i would realy like to ride is this bitch *end thinking*
Misty: well lets go (they get some ice creem while Pikachu gets a new pack of cigerretes and then they go on some rides) woa that was fun wasn't it Pikachu?
Pikachu: pi *thinking* so when do i get to ride the bitch? oh well i'll just pretend to listen and look at her chest *end thinking*
over near a tent
Assistant: you pervert how could you do that to me (the scampy looking assistant slaps the Magician and walks off mad)
Magician: no please wait

Misty: are you ok? (runs over to the man)
Magician: oh please will you be my assistant will you?
Misty: for what?
Magician: ah i am Melven the Magician and who might a nice pretty young girl like you be?
Misty: oh my names Misty and this is Pikachu
Pikachu: pika
Melven: listen i need a pretty young girl to be my assistant for my upcomming magic act and do you think you can do that for me?
Misty: well ok but why did that last one walk off so mad?
Melven: oh uh it was because i tried to touch her bre... er i mean i asked her to leep over a ring and her skirt flew up and she thought i was peaking under it but i would never do that to a nice young lady never
Misty: oh well ok then i guess i can do it then so do i need to wear a costume?
Melvin: oh why yes come this way to the dressing room the show will begin in 5 minutes
Misty: what 5 minutes?
5 minutes later
Melvin: ladies and gentelmen and children off all ages i am the great Magician Melvin these are my pokemon Execute (points at some Execute behind him)
Execute: execute execute
Ash: (from the audence) hmm Execute (pulls out Pokedex)
Dexter: Execute are half Grass half Psychic pokemon that are well known for being able to put others to sleep with hypnotic powers damn even i knew that (shuts off)
Ash: cool
Melvin: and this is my young lovely assistant Misty, common out Misty
Misty: *moan* (Misty comes out wearing a very revealing Goldeen costume that makes her brest look even bigger then they alredy are)
Audence: wohoo yeah
Ash: hey Brock look it's Misty
Brock: hey yeah lets cheer her on
Ash: right
Ash and Brock: TAKE IT OFF YEAH TAKE IT
Misty: *thinking* oh s*** it's Ash and Brock they found me *end thinking*uh ok now heres Melven (Misty then runs to the backstage)
Melven: ok now for my first trick watch as i jugle these Execute (grabs the Execute and starts to jugle them)
Execute: execute execute
Audence: boo boo we want real magic tricks yeah
Melven: well i uh oh i know i can cortrol fire (takes out flame thrower and pushes button but nothing happens) what the (tries again) work damnet (pushes the button and the fire burst out everywere and the sprinkler system goes off) crap
Audence: hey give us our money back (everyone leaves mad)
Melven: wait please don't go uh uh if you stay i'll get my assistant to take her top off er
Misty: no way (by now everyone has left)
Ash: hey Brock don't you feel a little sorry for Melven?
Brock: yeah i sort of do why?
Ash: i know lets go find him
Brock: alright (they head over to him)
Melven: what fired? no please don't fire me
Manager: look your act has once more caused people to storm out mad thats the 5th time thats happened i'm sorry but your fired
Melven: aah
Execute: execute
Misty: i'm sorry about this
Melven: aw thanks but i no longer need you seeing as i got fired
Ash: hey Melven i herd what happened and i think all you need is just a few new tricks

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