Ash: we finaly made it here what the (sees Brock Misty and even Pikachu with there noses up sniffing) what the hell are you doing?
Misty: oh isn't that scent just lovely? (they follow the scent to a window with Ash following from behind)
Brock: oh boy hot girls oh man i wanna go and have sex with all of them and wohmen like men who like perfume (they go inside the store)
Female 1: would you like to try on this perfume?
Brock: oh yes anything to get under your cloths
Female 1: uhh ok now how about you try this perfume you can let your Pikachu try some to
Brock: uhh ok
Female 2: miss can i help you?
Misty: oh yes i'm trying to find just the right scent
Female 2: how about this one? (takes out a bottle and sprays some at Misty's nose to smell it)
Misty: oh it's lovely how much for a bottle
Female 2: it's only 50 yen (about $5)
Misty: great i'll (right then Ash comes in mad)
Ash: Misty Brock what the hell do you think your doing wasting your money on this junk?
Female 1: JUNK JUNK are you stupid perfume is not a waste of money well then get your ass out of here
Ash: fine i will you stupid bitch
Female 1: gggrrrr (slaps Ash) don't you ever call me a bitch again you hear me
Ash: whatever common Pikachu lets go find the gym (Ash heads out but Pikachu refuses to go) ok now weres that damn gym? there (spots it and goes over to it finding some girls at the enterence)
Ash: uh can i get a battle with the gym trainer?
Girl 1: you again ya right how dare you come here with your hatetred for perfume
Girl 2: why would you want to even have a gym battle here this gym is full of perfume you know
Ash: i don't give a damn if theres a bunch of stupid perfume i demand a battle with the gum leader
girl 3: Erika refuses to battle with you
Ash: oh ya (pushes the girls aside and tries to run in)
girl 1: nice try but i don't think so (catches up with Ash and grabs him and pushes him out)
Ash: let me go bitch (Ash sudenly grabs the girl by the brests and hopeing she would let go fails)
Girl 1: you pervert (kicks Ash in the nuts then stamops a big red x on his face and throws him out)
Ash: oh ya well i will get you (flips them off and walks off mad)
Jessie: hum see that mabey we can use this to take advantage
James: what does the fact that the twerp can't go inside the gym have to do with us?
Jessie: do you even know what they have inside that gym? theres perfumes inside that gym worth over millions
James: realy then what are we waiting for lets go
Ash: i can't believe that bitch wont let me in just because i hate perfume
Jessie: so you need to get in?
Ash: HEY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS becides this isn't the time i don't have Pikachu with me
James: oh thats ok we don't want Pikachu this time anyway but we are willing to help you get inside the gym
Ash: what's the catch?
Jessie: other then your corperation nothing
Ash: i'll probily regret this but ok
James: good now follow us (they go over to a clothing store)
Ash: what the hell are we doing here?
Meouth: were here to give you a costume so they don't reconize you
Ash: oh that makes sence
Jessie: here try this on (hands over some girl cloths to Ash)
Ash: no damn way am i putting this on no way
Jessie: you have to the best way for them not to reconize you is by dressing up like a girl
James: relax twerp i do this sort of thing all the time
Ash: ya but thats because your a transexual
James: oh ya i hey i am not
Jessie: ok now put the damn thing on
Ash: fine as long as you don't do anything else to turn me into a girl then fine
Jessie: (whispering to James) James put the knife away
James: ok i was hoping we could have done a bit more but oh well
Jessie: mabey some other time (stops whispering) ooh you look so adorible in that outfit twerp
Ash: (sarcasticaly) thanks
Jessie: now lets go
Ash: but we have to pay for these
Jessie: no we don't (Jessie and James grab Ash in his girl cloths and starts to run)
store owner: HEY you need to pay for that
Ash: damnet you stole this now what?
James: leave it to me, Koffing go
Koffing: koffing
James: use Smokescreen
Koffing: koffing (takes his cigerrete out of his mouth and blows all the smoke from his cigerrete at the store owner)
store owner: damn you thieves
James: good job Koffing now return (calls Koffing back)
Jessie: now for our descuise (James puts on a trench coat and puts a pipe in his mouth while Jessie puts on cloths that make her look like a house wife) just remember to keep your voice to sound like a girl
Ash: (talking in a high pitched voice) like this
James: perfect
Jessie: (talking to the person in front of the gym) excuse me but we would like to apply our daughter to this gym
Girl 1 (same girl as the one before that kicked Ash in the nuts): well ok now what's your name sweetie?
Jessie: it's uh Ash
James: ly
Jessie: uh yes Ashly thats right Ashly
Girl 1: ok come with me Ashly
Ash: so when can i see Erika?
Girl 1: you will soon
Ash: ok (follows the girl over to a room were Erika is reading a story to some others)
Jessie and James: he he he (takes off the cloths and go in)
Jessie: good now lets go steel that perfume
Girl 1: Erika we have a new person
Erika: well now what's your name?
Ash: (with his normal voice) i'm Ash Ketchem from... (switches to the girl voice) i mean i'm Ashly
Erika: well ok Ashly why don't you take a seat next to the black guy (pointing at were Brock is)
Ash: (thinking) damnet Brock and Misty are here (ends the thinking) uh ok (sits down and sees that Pikachus there to) uulp
Misty: hey uh Erika
Erika: yes Misty
Misty: i'm just wondering how come your Gloom dosen't have that smell that most Gloom have?
Erika: well Gloom only give off their oder when there in danger like how when we first met (shows a flashback while shes talking) once when i was young a Grimer was trying to attack me and i was realy scared but then a Gloom came over to were i was and killed the Grimer (shows the Gloom hitting the Grimer so hard it explodes and blows up into pieces of slime covered in blood) and since then we've been friends since (end flashback)
Misty: wow that's amazing (a bit more quietly to Brock) i sure wish Ash herd this story
Ash: he did
Misty: what
Ash: uh uh nothing nothing
Brock: you sure look familar
Pikachu: pika (relizes it's Ash and runs up to him)
Ash: no wait stay down Pikachu
Pikachu: pi ka chuuu (shocks Ash and his wig falls off)
Erika: what your not a girl
Misty: hey it's Ash
Ash: (now and for the rest of this episode in his normal voice) ok you got me it's true i'm not Ashly my names Ash Ketchem from Pallet Town and i had to dress up like this so i could get inside here and challenge you to a gym battle
Erika: well being a gym leader i must except your challenge but first take off the girl dress
Ash: oh right (takes off the rest of the girl cloths don't worry his normal cloths were under them) now lets battle (throws the cloths onto the floor and they head to the gym)
Erika: i hope you don't mind everyone watching
Ash: fine by me
Cheerleaders: go Erika you can do it
Brock: oh there so hot i wanna have sex with them (tries to run out from the stage at them)
Misty: not on my watch (grabs him by the ear and pulls him back to the seat)
Brock: damn
Erika: this will be a three on three match ok?
Ash: fine by me
Erika: ok now Tangela go
Tangela: tangela
Ash: what the hell is that? (pulls out pokedex)
Dexter: dumbass it's a Tangela there covered in vines and have never come out of them we still have no clue what their face looks like
Ash: well ok then Bulbasaur go
Bulbasaur: bulbasaur
Erika: Tangela Tackle attack
Ash: Bulbasaur vine whip (Bulbasaur shoots out a vine at Tangela but misses and Tangela hits Bulbasaur in the head and blood goes all over the place)
Erika: now Tangela use Stun Spore (Tangela shoots out spores at Bulbasaur that paralize him)
Bulbasaur: bulba (falls down hurt and bleeding)
Ash: Bulbasaur return
Erika: i'll get him some paralize heal later
Ash: hey i don't need your help
Erika: fine then i wont
Ash: good now Charmander go
Charmander: char
Erika: very well Tangela return, Weepinbell go
Weepinbell: bell bell
Erika: Weepinbell use Razer Leaf now
Weepinbell: bell (fires out sharp leafs at Charmander that cut his arms causing blood to come out everywere on Charmander)
Ash: damnet ok now Charmander ember attack
Erika: Weepinbell use Razer Leaf again (Weepinbell shoots out more leafs in the air but Charmander burns them up in mid air and they fall down) damnet
Ash: now Charmander Fire Spin
Charmander: charrr (spits out a wherl of fire that surounds Weepinbell burning him all around)
Erika: Weepinbell no, return
Ash: ha two down one to go
Erika: it's not that easy go Gloom
Gloom: gloom gloom
Charmander: char (faints from Glooms smell)
Ash: ah Charmander return
Erika: well now whos wining?
Ash: fine then i choose Primeape (thinking) wait no (thinks of last episode when Primeape punched Ash in the face) crap i can't use him
Erika: so send out your Primeape
Ash: uh change of plan (starts thinking again) Pikachu, Squirtle, Pidgeotto, and Charmander can't handle Glooms smell
Pikachu: pika (goes in front to battle)
Ash: Pikachu realy you'll do this for me?
Pikachu: pika (nods yes)
Ash: oh thanks Pikachu your the best (hugs Pikachu) now go
Jessie: not so fast (is seen from a balconey with a bomb) If anyone asks us this or that,
James: The answer we'll give is society's sympathy,
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We're lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
Ash: damnet i should have known you were up to something
Jessie: yes and now we got the perfume so ta ta (they start lighting up bombs and throw them around starting a fire in the gym but forget one and it explodes on them blasting them away with the perfume in there hands)
both: Yana Kanji!
Ash: crap
Erika: oh no this place is on fire quick everyone leave the building
random girls from the gym: return (they call back all their pokemon into their pokeballs then exit with the rest)
Ash: Squirtle go
Misty: Staryu Starme come on out
Squirtle: squirtle squirt
Staryu: heya
Starme: meeee
Ash and Misty: Water Gun (they start shooting water at the fire from outside)
Brock: Geodude help them out
Geodude: geodude geodude (Geodude grabs dirt from the ground and poors it on the burning gym over and over)
Erika: oh no
Ash: what's wrong?
Erika: it's gloom i can't find him anywere i think i left him inside
Ash: then i'm going in
Erika: wait no
Ash: Squirtle spray me with water i'm going in
Squirtle: squirt (sprays Ash wet then continues to help put out the fire)
Ash: i hope i make it out
Erika: be careful (Ash goes inside the burning gym)
Gloom: GLOOM GLOOM
Ash: aah Gloom i'm comming (finds gloom on the floor) found you (a piece of burning metal falls down between them) damnet, aahh that smell (plugs his nose) Gloom please i'm here to help you huh (puts his hand away from his nose) thank you Gloom noe lets get the hell outta here (picks up Gloom and they run out)
Misty: ASH HURRY
Erika: oh no my Gloom (the door sudenly colapses)
Misty: damnet (suddenly a shadow from inside the building appears) aahh it's Ash
Erika: and he's got Gloom to
Ash: here Erika got him out
Erika: thanks Ash and for saving Gloom i present you with this (holds out the Ranbow Badge)
Ash: but i coulden't beat you
Erika: true but you were so brave as to save Gloom you have earned it don't you aggree Gloom?
Gloom: gloom gloom (smiles and nods yes)
Ash: alright i got a Ranbow Badge
Misty: but what about the perfume that Team Rocket stole?
Erika: ha i don't think we need to worry about that that stuff is nothing more then our Gloom perfume
Meanwhile
James: well open it
Jessie: ok (opens the bottle and Gloom's stench is smelled by the three of them)
all three: aaaaahhhhhhhh





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