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In Memory of The Chimp
Por que . . .
The Chimp's death is the most tragic of all the deaths of those at Lite. His death was a cruel message to readers and staff alike. A message of hate . . . of no time to lose.
The Chimp brought a delightful style to his updates. He had a great sense of humor and always knew stuff. He was quite ingenious, able to sneak his way onto the staff before others who requested positions before him. The Chimp is and forever will be known as the most intelligent Liter and with good reason. He knew when to shut up.
It is for these reasons that his death is so tragic. Of course, there is one other reason. The Chimp took his own life. The reasons for The Chimp taking his own life are still a mystery today. No one knows for sure. Just before pulling a pin on his grenade he spoke of not having time nor motivation to update the site and that he would have increasing duties at a N-Sider.com. But how could he do anything else when dead?
Thorough research was done on the remains of The Chimp's brain after his passing. We hired a private doctor by the name of Dr. Orden to conduct the study. His results showed that The Chimp developed a slight case of Schizophrenia just before he took his life. It was obvious that he had no idea what he was doing anymore. He was no longer in control.
All will miss The Chimp. When someone is struck down at their prime it is always a sad case, but with Chimpy it was personal. It was a tragedy.
The Chimp's final UDRC update can be seen here
There has also been a ghost sighting of The Chimp. He apparently sent in a UVibe entry for UVibe #5 and even commented on it. He doesn't even mention his death so it would seem that he accepts it.
The Chimp's ghostly UVibe entry and response can be seen here
Points worth noting in Chimp's ghostly appearance is that the sidebar is messed up on the page. It would seem that The Chimp has a strong ghostly energy which may be the cause for the disruption of the page's sidebar.
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