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| If you can't convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it. -Ashleigh Brilliant If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. -Stacey Brown If life were easy, it would be boring. -Charles Beck If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise. -Charles Beck I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows! -Erma Bombeck I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. -Alan Smithee If "A" is a success in life, then "A" = X+Y+Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein He that knows not that he knows not is a fool -Shun If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but deterriorate the cat. -Mark Twain Her hair glistened in th erain like a nose after a sneeze. -C.S. Woodbridge Guests and fish start to stink after two days. -Spanish proverb The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolence. -Art Linkletter Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. -Norm Papernick If I had my life to live over, I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. -Erma Bombeck God is God. I am not. -Stephen Mansfield Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. -Garfield I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything. -Don Marquis Things should be made as simple as possible, no simpler. - Albert Einstein Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx As for evolution, I have a hard time believing that billions of years ago two protozoan bumped into each other under a volcanic cesspool and evolved into Cindy Crawford. -Robert G. Lee I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes. -Billy Joel Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up, 'cause they're looking for ideas. -Paula Poundstone Losing hair, can't sing, can dance a little. -Assessment of Fred Astaire's first screen test Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security, will not have, nor do they deserve either one. -Thomas Jefferson If it takes a lot of words to say what's on your mind, keep it in mind. -Unknown |
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