Don't you have anything better to do? |
The Urban Pig |
In the immortal words of Homer J. Simpson, "OOOOH, they have the internet on computers now!!" They sure do, Homey. Did you know that you can order rubber testicles for you dog on the internet? Wanna learn everything that the C.I.A. knows about the territory of Svalbard? How about about getting a job at the White House? I hear the interns there suck, though. Now, you should really be careful when meandering your way through all the crap out there on the web, but make sure you do meander, because there's a million and three pages that are a better way to spend the two minutes you just spent reading this. But thanks for dropping by anyway...enjoy. |
MISSION STATEMENT So, if there's so many damn good web pages out there, what makes me think that I can do any better? I have no illusions about my ability to create a fantastic web page with flying colours and singing ditties and free t-shirts. I was just looking for something to do. |
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Lagos |
The Classics |
Three roommates. Two stuffed gorrillas. One stuffed bear. 8 years of debate. And it's not over yet. Join the fracas and throw your two cents into this epic debate. In this corner, weighing in at 850 pounds, from the foothills of Kilamanjaro, GORILLA. And in this corner, wearing the brown fur, and making his first appeaance in the ring since coming out of a deep sleep - he's hungry, he's hairy, and he's hoppin' mad, GRIZZLY BEAR. |
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the little pig will always bring you back to this page so please don't be afraid to hop around |
Let me know you dropped by....see who else had too much time on their hands....give me some ideas....give me hell....tell me a joke....rsvp the two four...do it all in my guestbook....now |
NOTES Hope everyone took a great big bite out of summer... The next generation is coming.... Gill and Kev, and Mislav and Michelle Let me know if there's anything you want to see on the Urban Pig... Josh - How is the Iron Maiden? (and she was an EX-Mormon, at least that's what she told me...) Dave Tuck, I could hit you dead centre in the forehead with a timbit any day of the week...just you wait. CHECK OUT THE "TEN I DIG BIG" LINK Check out the infamous IDIOT BOARD; including the original!!! And the all new, TALES OF WEEBS. |
The Bridesman |