A Red Number 6 Embroidered On My Toenail
Hey! Pie! *splut*

That was for the Queen!

Damn.

Yummy yummy yummy!

YOU LITTLE-! *kicks*

OW!

That had to hurt.

Yup.

Rats!

No that’s the Queen’s entourage.

And poodles!

Lemme see!

Idiots.

Yup.

Who put this fence here?

The donut man.

Really?

Yup.

*dies*

Who was that?

The donut man.

Poor chap.

Yup.

Made good pastries.

Yup.

LIKE PIE!

Stay away from that! *chases with a butcher knife*

Sanctuary! *dong* Sanctuary! *dong*

I’ll take two.

Donuts?

Why not?

*searches pockets*

Don’t have any?

Nope.

*searches donut man’s hat*

Damn.

Yup.

POODLES ARE LICKING MY BUM!!!

Sucks for you.

Yup.

Shouldn’t have shoved éclairs down your pants.

The Queen approaches!

Does she have any donuts?

Keep that pixie away from me!

*fairy dust*

Wha-? *turns into a toad*

Your Majesty!

I want pie!

YAHHHHOOOO!!! *jumps in pool of pudding*

It’s Batman!

Furry little thing ain’t she?

That’s a poodle.

YAHHH!!! I’m allergic! *dies*

Does he have any donuts?

Doubt it.

Damn.

Yup.

The green bunny approaches!

I thought that was an oversized loaf of pumpernickel.

PIE!

We need a red carpet.

What for?

The Queen! *bangs her on head with frying pan*

That wasn’t… *drops*

Look! A donut!

Where?

Yup.

What?

*pow!* *sock!* *smash!*

When did your sister get here?

The Queen approaches!

Overdressed tart…

Help! The pool’s on fire!

Is it really?

The Queen approaches!

Harvey Fierstein?

Madonna?

Mary, Queen of Scots?

PIE!

Sounds good to me.

Someone help me out of this straitjacket!

Here’s a fire extinguisher.

And a poodle.

Almost forgot about that.

Did anyone get queenie pie a birfday gift?

PIE!

That’s out.

I claim this pool for Spain! *sinks*

Bugger! I forgot my pants!

You can use mine.

Help! They’ve guillotined the king of france!

It is a far, far better thing that I do- *dives out second story window*

THE QUEEN APPROACHES!

Damn.

Yup.

Still need some pants.

Yup.

And PIE!

*killed by daredevil falling out of a tree*

Third one this week…

Youuu have until the stroooke of midniiiight!

Who let the dogs out?

Are poodles dogs?

Want a donut?

Was that the doorbell?

The Queen approaches!

Fa dee ra and fiddle dee dee...

Stole my line!

Sorry Miss O’Hara.

PIE! *tackles Scarlett O’Hara*

Weird.

Yup.

*shoots self*

I was waiting for that. *digs donut out of pocket*

That’s illegal! Off with his head!

*head pops off*

About bloody time…

Kneel before Zod!

Whoa, a villain in drag.

The Queen hath arrived!

Now I get it…

*superman flies in*

You’re still wearing your glasses Clark.

PIE!

*dies again*
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