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I love you man. Sure. Where's the wine? No wine, PIE! Just say goodbye already! Goodbye. *shoots him* Not until I get my wine... PIE! *poodles run through* It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE! Who invited Charlton Heston? Wipe your feet on the way out... On Charlton Heston? Pie. *cries* You big baby. *gulps wine* Goodbye all! The moon is singing out my name... *walks transfixed into the sky* Dun-dun-dun-dun! YAH! *falls through floor* Lillies? For that guy? Yup.
Okay... *muskrats eat lillies and leave* I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING! *bombs fall on house* Aww, is the party over? Pie?
WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ALREADY?
Why are you shouting?
Four people. One Porti-potty. Find out what happens next week…
I hate to be continueds. *shoots television*
*jumps through ceiling* DAMN!
*belches* All in a day’s work. *shoulders rifle*
BOMBS! GUNS!
And a beautiful woman in a tutu.
In your dreams.
Or that bedroom…
That’s a poodle!
GET CHARLTON HESTON OUTTA HERE!!!
Schitzo… *gulps wine*
Piepiepiepiepiepiepie!
Moonlight and marigolds softly awaken-
*shoots her*
Now we’re out a poet for the evening discertation…
*belches alphabet*
I can balance donuts on several different parts of my anatomy…
PIE!
*gets slapped*
It’s a talent!
Oh dear lord…
Is it???
Naw… just Jenkins.
Britney Spear’s boob job! *gasp*
No gossiping without E!
He shot the TV. *gets shot*
The poodles ate my girlfriend’s flowers!
And a very nice prada bag.
No diet soda? *cries*
SUPERMAN RETURNS IN CARS!!!
Super…cars?
I need a mental health day.
Yup.
Or a strong drink.
Yup.
I can help you in that department…
But I don’t need a nose job or a celery slicer.
I’ll slice YOU! *chases*
You knocked over my alien!
Kryptonian?
*slaps*
*whines* But I don’ wanna…
Blank space… blank space!
Walls closing in?
Only if there’s a frog.
But I want that drink!
Damn poodle won’t stay still… *aims gun*
*sigh*
Did anyone bring the Bible videos?
He shot our poet.
In a hoveround?
Crusin’ down the hiiiighwaaayyy…
Cruise your ass out that door!
*gulps wine*
Gimme some of that!
SWAMP GAS!!!
Yip!
Yup.
Told you to leave…
*shoots at swamp gas*
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